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Doom_Art
04/04/23 9:32:26 AM
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...first time because they thought they'd get to make a dwarf character.

I didn't have the heart to tell her.

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Kakapo
04/04/23 9:32:55 AM
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Dragon Age sounds like itd be her bag, baby

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Ratchetrockon
04/04/23 9:32:58 AM
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EDF-5
04/04/23 9:47:30 AM
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She should not have assumed
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Doom_Art
04/04/23 9:49:12 AM
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"Wait where are the dwarves?"

"...The Dwarves are extinct."

"WHAT!?! Why?"

"They used the Tools of Kagernac on the Heart of Lorkhan and became the brass skin of the Numidium."

"wat"

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Compsognathus
04/04/23 9:55:23 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
"Wait where are the dwarves?"

"...The Dwarves are extinct."

"WHAT!?! Why?"

"They used the Tools of Kagernac on the Heart of Lorkhan and became the brass skin of the Numidium."

"wat"
They fucked around and cosmically found out.

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Compsognathus
04/04/23 10:02:18 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

The dwarves tried to harness the power of a god's heart to power their mecha-god. It backfired and they ultimately got fused into their mecha-god.

Probably. Unreliable narrators are very common in Elder Scrolls.

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Gwynevere
04/04/23 10:05:51 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
The dwarves tried to harness the power of a god's heart to power their mecha-god. It backfired and they ultimately got fused into their mecha-god.

Probably. Unreliable narrators are very common in Elder Scrolls.
So they're basically the Church of the Broken God from SCP? Neat

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HannibalBarca3
04/04/23 10:09:19 AM
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TES dwarves are elves inspired by ancient Eastern Mediterranean civilizations like the Assyrians and Babylonians, not your typical short person inspired by the Scottish.

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Thompson
04/04/23 10:11:27 AM
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Dwarf mod for Skyrim SE
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/46489

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Compsognathus
04/04/23 10:14:24 AM
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Tell her to just RP as a archeologists who specializes in uncovering Dwarven artifacts. She can get the house in Markarth, investigate Dwarven technology. Take up smithing to forge her own Dwarven weapons and armor.

If you wanted to mod, she could get ordinatior and have spiders and Dwarven turrets at her call.

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Big_Nabendu
04/04/23 10:20:00 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
The dwarves tried to harness the power of a god's heart to power their mecha-god. It backfired and they ultimately got fused into their mecha-god.

Probably. Unreliable narrators are very common in Elder Scrolls.


Fused?
I thought they disappeared.
I imagine one future es game has them coming back with a vengeance.

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SimulationSwarm
04/04/23 10:33:16 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Dragon Age sounds like itd be her bag, baby
I vote this. Put her on to Dragon Age instead

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Compsognathus
04/04/23 10:34:20 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Fused?
I thought they disappeared.
I imagine one future es game has them coming back with a vengeance.
I was just laymanning the particular theory Doom_Art was using.

Nobody really knows what happened.

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Null_Gain
04/04/23 4:07:55 PM
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There's some side content from other games and cut content stuff that shows what they were designed to look like. Your friend could at least make her character look like one.

Or just blow her mind and tell her that the Dwarves from Skyrim jumped into another universe and became Vault TEC in the Fallout universe

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