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MarbyIsBack
04/07/23 7:05:52 PM
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Imagine if he was on the same level as Yen Sid, Eraqus and Xehanort.

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Smiffwilm
04/07/23 7:06:53 PM
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Uhh... he'd be known as Rutab?

I don't get it.

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Jennywentnorth8
04/07/23 7:07:35 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Uhh... he'd be known as Rutab?

I don't get it.

THAT is only if he becomes a heartless/nobody YOU FOOL HOW DARE YOU
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FigureOfSpeech
04/07/23 7:09:43 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
I don't get it.

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Jennywentnorth8
04/07/23 7:10:28 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Guessing there's a joke here that is underneath 10 layers of nonsensical KH lore only understood by a select few.


He is implying that his name would be "Master Batur". Which if you say out loud I reckon you will understand
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gildedwings
04/07/23 7:11:33 PM
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I read it as Batur. Why would it be spelled Batur but sound like Baiter? Makes no sense.

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MarbyIsBack
04/07/23 7:12:00 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Guessing there's a joke here that is underneath 10 layers of nonsensical KH lore only understood by a select few.
Eh, not quite 10, I'd say 1 or 2. layers that aren't really nonsensical at all. In this case, at least.

If you know what all three of those characters have in common in regards to Keyblading, you'll figure it out real quick.

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Who pissed in your corn flakes this morning?

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Blue_Inigo
04/07/23 7:12:32 PM
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OK but would his name be if he got Nort'd

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Smiffwilm
04/07/23 7:13:13 PM
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https://youtu.be/Q27YiPRiewg

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MarbyIsBack
04/07/23 7:13:29 PM
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gildedwings posted...
I read it as Batur. Why would it be spelled Batur but sound like Baiter? Makes no sense.
Admittedly, I was debating on whether to spell it as Bater, Bator, or Batur. Maybe I should've done Bay instead of Ba though.

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MarbyIsBack
04/07/23 7:14:17 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
OK but would his name be if he got Nort'd
Probably Tarbux.

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gildedwings
04/07/23 7:14:55 PM
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It should be Betur.

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FigureOfSpeech
04/07/23 7:15:01 PM
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gildedwings posted...
I read it as Batur. Why would it be spelled Batur but sound like Baiter? Makes no sense.

ohhhhhh I get it now -_-

yeah, the name "Baiter" would have made more sense, tc tbh
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MarbyIsBack
04/07/23 7:16:44 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
ohhhhhh I get it now -_-

yeah, the name "Baiter" would have made more sense, tc tbh
Nah nah nah, see, that makes the joke too obvious.

I wanted something that SOUNDED like "Baiter" but wasn't actually spelled that way. I could've done a better job tbh but I didn't want to just give it away either.

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Ivynn
04/07/23 7:16:48 PM
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TC's joke flopped

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MarbyIsBack
04/07/23 7:19:02 PM
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Ivynn posted...
TC's joke flopped
They can't all be winners.
Remember that thread I made a couple of weeks ago at like, 3 AM with all those stupid puns?
That was fun.

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PiOverlord
04/07/23 7:21:46 PM
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I understand your joke immediately TC.

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ChrisTaka
04/07/23 7:41:42 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
Nah nah nah, see, that makes the joke too obvious.

I wanted something that SOUNDED like "Baiter" but wasn't actually spelled that way.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/4/AAc2bHAAEXIS.jpg

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FigureOfSpeech
04/07/23 7:46:08 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
I wanted something that SOUNDED like "Baiter" but wasn't actually spelled that way. I could've done a better job tbh but I didn't want to just give it away either.

yeah except the joke was contingent upon figuring out the name's pronunciation in order to get it. I don't play kingdom hearts. I saw the name and I immediately thought of the one thing I knew about naming in that series which is "rearrange the letters and throw an X in somewhere" and your joke wasn't about that at all. If not for the other user mentioning "baiter," I would have never figured it out because of lack of knowledge in game series context :/
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uwnim
04/07/23 7:51:02 PM
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batur

Tuxbar

Next plan to get to or create a Kingdom Hearts will involve a high class bar that someone dressed like Sora could never enter.

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