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Heartomaton
04/10/23 11:08:33 AM
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remandramdoll
04/10/23 11:09:22 AM
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How much would it hurt?

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CornPop
04/10/23 11:10:08 AM
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would it glow?

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Mistere_Man
04/10/23 11:11:34 AM
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You dont?!

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Irony
04/10/23 11:14:49 AM
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I crack my dick like my knuckles

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God_of_6strings
04/10/23 11:16:09 AM
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Doesn't make sense. Wouldn't it need to be erect first before it could crack? Mine bends in any direction while floppy.
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R1masher
04/10/23 11:21:31 AM
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Irony posted...
I crack my dick like my knuckles

in line at McDonalds when the person in front of you is taking too long to order?

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TaylorHeinicke
04/10/23 11:26:17 AM
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God_of_6strings posted...
Doesn't make sense. Wouldn't it need to be erect first before it could crack? Mine bends in any direction while floppy.
Yea this

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R1masher
04/10/23 11:27:35 AM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
Yea this

how you know about his dick?

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Damn_Underscore
04/10/23 11:27:41 AM
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Crack my dick like a glowstick is quite a line

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Ricemills
04/10/23 11:34:46 AM
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How do you crack a flaccid penis anyway?

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Heartomaton
04/10/23 11:41:29 AM
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Imagine it fills with blood when you get horny, but just remains flaccid-sized, and then you gotta crack it.

Man, amending the topic ideas that I steal from twitter/reddit/tumblr screenshots while looking for memes feels lame. The actual theft doesn't, but the ammendment does. >_>

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