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Pepys_Monster
04/14/23 12:56:12 AM
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Shes willing to cook, clean, and treat you like a king if youll marry her.

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Kakapo
04/14/23 1:01:02 AM
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Sounds boring

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pfh1001
04/14/23 1:01:08 AM
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I would never marry anyone.
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Zikten
04/14/23 1:04:11 AM
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Only if she will let me explain to her why the Book of Mormon is false and debunked by historical evidence (and lack of)
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R1masher
04/14/23 1:11:50 AM
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I wouldn't not marry her because she was a Mormon, sounds fucked up when I think of your question that way

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Pepys_Monster
04/14/23 1:12:27 AM
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R1masher posted...
I would t not marry her because she was a Mormon, sounds fucked up when I think of your question that way
What?

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coolcono
04/14/23 1:14:28 AM
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Have you seen Zach Wilson's mom?
I was just thinking how I have never seen an obese Mormon...

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R1masher
04/14/23 1:19:14 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
What?

I fixed my typo, I missed an n (damn the big thumbs)

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bigtiggie23
04/14/23 1:25:16 AM
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Considering I am Mormon myself I don't see the problem. Some of the girls that go around door to dorr are pretty hot.

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Glob
04/14/23 1:26:41 AM
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Unless its for a visa, I dont see the point in marriage.
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TerraSeeker
04/14/23 1:39:41 AM
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I guess

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rivers
04/14/23 2:41:40 AM
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Yes, of course

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doomcrusader
04/14/23 3:59:39 AM
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I did but she's not really Mormon anymore.

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DKBananaSlamma
04/14/23 4:27:30 AM
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Do I still soak with her or can I actually fuck?

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MagnusX
04/14/23 7:23:24 AM
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Not interested in being with a person who has core beliefs that are in stark contrast to mine. I also want (and thankfully have) a partner who wants to be equal, not subservient.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/14/23 7:35:46 AM
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My girlfriend already does these things and unless we have her as our live in second which we decide on together I dont see a need for her.

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Cheater87
04/14/23 7:39:22 AM
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Sure.

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Crazyman93
04/15/23 2:39:35 AM
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I'll take two.

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Questionmarktarius
04/15/23 2:44:49 AM
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is the magic underwear mandatory?
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Aressar
04/15/23 2:52:35 AM
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What is this about magic underwear?

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Questionmarktarius
04/15/23 2:54:44 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
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DementedDurian
04/15/23 2:58:06 AM
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Disappointed that "magic underwear" isn't an anime/ecchi term...

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tehzeldafanboy
04/15/23 3:58:34 AM
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They're almost always hot so yeah probably

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AbstraktProfSC2
04/15/23 4:15:13 AM
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I almost thought about marrying a mormon girl mostly so we could fuck
I mean, I liked her and stuff but im not HUGE on marriage
I fingered her once and she warned me about her granny panties lol

She went back to her husband that cheated on her and was miserable with because its in her religion >_> THANK JOSEPH SMITH

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tehzeldafanboy
04/15/23 4:27:56 AM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
She went back to her husband that cheated on her and was miserable with because its in her religion >_> THANK JOSEPH SMITH
I'm pretty sure they're allowed to leave their spouse in the event of infidelity

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cjsdowg
04/15/23 4:38:57 AM
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They don't like black people so naw.

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tehzeldafanboy
04/15/23 4:52:45 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
They don't like black people so naw.
I was visited by a black missionary once so that seems unlikely

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cjsdowg
04/15/23 5:10:27 AM
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tehzeldafanboy posted...
I was visited by a black missionary once so that seems unlikely

It was a part of these doctrine that black people where cursed.

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tehzeldafanboy
04/15/23 5:16:51 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
It was a part of these doctrine that black people where cursed.
Are you trying to say that it was a part of their doctrine that black people were cursed?
Because idk much about the religion but that makes me wonder why they let black people be missionaries if that's the case. Also a google search says many Christians believe that too, which is also news to me

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AllCopsAreGood
04/15/23 6:23:48 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Considering I am Mormon myself I don't see the problem. Some of the girls that go around door to dorr are pretty hot.

Were you born into it?
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Choco
04/15/23 6:55:43 AM
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there's nothing more american than being mormon.

so no.

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Choco
04/15/23 6:56:10 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Shes willing to cook, clean, and treat you like a king if youll marry her.
also this is cringe. i want a girl who beats the shit out of me

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Crazyman93
04/15/23 7:05:31 AM
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Choco posted...
also this is cringe. i want a girl who beats the shit out of me
Go to ask people who bailed on their Borderline Personality Disorder girlfriends and ask for their ex's contact info then.

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bigtiggie23
04/15/23 9:14:45 AM
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AllCopsAreGood posted...


Were you born into it?

No I was baptised into it in my early 20s because my then wife was already Mormon. I don't attend services or pay them a tenth of what I make anymore, but I respect Mormons because they are nice people and will bend over backward to help others out.

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tehzeldafanboy
04/15/23 4:44:28 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
but I respect Mormons because they are nice people and will bend over backward to help others out.
That's true, the religion itself is weird af but the people are the nicest people you'll meet (also weird tho) and really the only true Christians left on earth from what I can tell

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Aressar
04/16/23 3:27:19 AM
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tehzeldafanboy posted...
That's true, the religion itself is weird af but the people are the nicest people you'll meet (also weird tho) and really the only true Christians left on earth from what I can tell

I bet all branches of Christianity consider themselves to be the only true Christians left on Earth.

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tehzeldafanboy
04/16/23 3:46:10 AM
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Aressar posted...
I bet all branches of Christianity consider themselves to be the only true Christians left on Earth.
I'm sure some consider themselves to be the true ones.

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Crazyman93
04/17/23 6:09:59 AM
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Aressar posted...
I bet all branches of Christianity consider themselves to be the only true Christians left on Earth.
Not really. All the Protestant Denominations get along fairly well. And the Great Schism of Eastern Orthodoxy and Catholicism is more political than doctrinal (aside from some really dumb bits). At least one Pope met with an Orthodox Patriarch, I believe it was the Russian Orthodox Patriarch. But they all consider Mormons to not be true Christians. You know, because of the whole Polygamy thing.

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SHRlKE
04/17/23 6:47:29 AM
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My mum is a Mormon. Shes harmless and it hasnt affected any of her relationships outside the fact my dad thinks its weird she wont drink alcohol. If the biggest complaint anyone can have over her is she doesnt drink beer then good for her and other Mormons tbh.

This is UK btw. Maybe its different in the US.

I do find their whole hereditary / family tree project a bit weird though.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FamilySearch

Also... I got the golden plates!

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SHRlKE
04/17/23 6:49:58 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
It was a part of these doctrine that black people where cursed.

True. They ever reference it in their Book of Mormon musical. I dont believe its part of their doctrine anymore.

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TimeCrisis
04/17/23 7:08:16 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Shes willing to cook, clean, and treat you like a king if youll marry her.
Pic first

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Prismsblade
04/17/23 7:08:40 AM
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Suree. Them and especially the Amish are among the very few patriarchal religious groups that exist who doesn't have a very bad reputation I believe.

Not sure why though.

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Crazyman93
04/17/23 6:16:51 PM
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SHRlKE posted...
True. They ever reference it in their Book of Mormon musical. I dont believe its part of their doctrine anymore.
Neither is polygamy for mainline mormons but they still get ceapped on for it.

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