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TaylorHeinicke 04/14/23 4:41:35 PM #1:	Randy marsh in that new south park toilet episode going "ooohhh, oooOooOoooohhhhh" is my exact reaction. Takes some getting used to though. I don't know what these other two buttons do. One of them seems to be aimed straight at my balls which is funny --- St. Louis Battlehawks (5-2) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:972844228] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Randy marsh in that new south park toilet episode going "ooohhh, oooOooOoooohhhhh" is my exact reaction. Takes some getting used to though. I don't know what these other two buttons do. One of them seems to be aimed straight at my balls which is funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/14/23 4:46:28 PM #2:	Is the water cold? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:972844347] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Is the water cold?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbstraktProfSC2 04/14/23 4:47:02 PM #3:	some people think it just pushes the poop to your balls or are afraid of it going in their vaj maybe a vaj cleaner i hate wiping without a bidet since I got one --- Talk about backseat fishing. <cite>AbstraktProfSC2 posted [p:972844362] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>some people think it just pushes the poop to your balls or are afraid of it going in their vajmaybe a vaj cleaner i hate wiping without a bidet since I got one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
whateveroh 04/14/23 4:52:25 PM #4:	Oh, so you get unsuspended and so you wanna be all fancy with a bidet? --- With great power comes great Balenciaga. <cite>whateveroh posted [p:972844496] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Oh, so you get unsuspended and so you wanna be all fancy with a bidet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 04/14/23 4:54:45 PM #5:	TaylorHeinicke posted... Randy marsh in that new south park toilet episode going "ooohhh, oooOooOoooohhhhh" is my exact reaction. Takes some getting used to though. I don't know what these other two buttons do. One of them seems to be aimed straight at my balls which is funny Its the feminine cleaning functioncleans the vagina --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:972844551] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>TaylorHeinicke posted...</cite><quote>Randy marsh in that new south park toilet episode going "ooohhh, oooOooOoooohhhhh" is my exact reaction. Takes some getting used to though. I don't know what these other two buttons do. One of them seems to be aimed straight at my balls which is funny </quote>Its the feminine cleaning functioncleans the vagina</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 04/14/23 4:57:18 PM #6:	whateveroh posted... Oh, so you get unsuspended and so you wanna be all fancy with a bidet? lmao --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:972844604] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>whateveroh posted... </cite><quote>Oh, so you get unsuspended and so you wanna be all fancy with a bidet?</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 04/14/23 5:01:12 PM #7:	Pics --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:972844680] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Pics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 04/14/23 5:09:47 PM #8:	I really don't understand why bidets aren't everywhere in America. I absolutely hate going to the bathroom anywhere that isn't my house because they're just so great. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:972844849] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>I really don't understand why bidets aren't everywhere in America. I absolutely hate going to the bathroom anywhere that isn't my house because they're just so great. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 04/14/23 5:10:14 PM #9:	Bass posted... I really don't understand why bidets aren't everywhere in America. I absolutely hate going to the bathroom anywhere that isn't my house because they're just so great. Bidets aren't free. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:972844855] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Bass posted... </cite><quote>I really don't understand why bidets aren't everywhere in America. I absolutely hate going to the bathroom anywhere that isn't my house because they're just so great.</quote>Bidets aren't free.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/14/23 5:11:08 PM #10:	Bass posted... I really don't understand why bidets aren't everywhere in America. I absolutely hate going to the bathroom anywhere that isn't my house because they're just so great. Not sure how I'd feel about blasting my ass with a bidet in a public restroom --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:972844873] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Bass posted... </cite><quote>I really don't understand why bidets aren't everywhere in America. I absolutely hate going to the bathroom anywhere that isn't my house because they're just so great.</quote>Not sure how I'd feel about blasting my ass with a bidet in a public restroom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 04/14/23 5:11:22 PM #11:	emblem-man posted... Pics https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/1/AAeZUIAAEYhn.jpg so like, ive gathered the top dial is pressure. and the top button seems to be general butt cleaning bidet function. and the red square is the stop button. but i have no idea what the other two do. the red one is the one that feels like the ball cleaner but idk --- St. Louis Battlehawks (5-2) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:972844876] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>emblem-man posted... </cite><quote>Pics</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/1/AAeZUIAAEYhn.jpg so like, ive gathered the top dial is pressure. and the top button seems to be general butt cleaning bidet function. and the red square is the stop button.but i have no idea what the other two do. the red one is the one that feels like the ball cleaner but idk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/14/23 5:12:32 PM #12:	TaylorHeinicke posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAeZUIAAEYhk.jpg What the fuck?! That's a bidet? It looks like a stovetop!!!!! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:972844899] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>TaylorHeinicke posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAeZUIAAEYhk.jpg </quote>What the fuck?!That's a bidet?It looks like a stovetop!!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TaylorHeinicke 04/14/23 5:14:14 PM #14:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] bruh im telling you you gotta --- St. Louis Battlehawks (5-2) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:972844940] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> bruhim telling youyou gotta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 04/14/23 5:14:41 PM #15:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Feels good man --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:972844952] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Feels good man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/14/23 5:20:23 PM #16:	You could of called me. I would of spit on it for free. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972845060] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>You could of called me. I would of spit on it for free. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 04/14/23 5:20:51 PM #17:	Lost_All_Senses posted... You could of called me. I would of spit on it for free. TaylorHeinicke posted... bruh --- St. Louis Battlehawks (5-2) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:972845070] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite><quote>You could of called me. I would of spit on it for free.</quote>TaylorHeinicke posted... </cite><quote>bruh</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/14/23 5:22:29 PM #18:	I assumed you were a guy. Sorry for the sexual harassment if not. I was just getting ready to delete that after realizing I didn't recognize your name >_<. It was meant to be playful amongst friends Where is BSP...I need BSP to get these jokes off on --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972845098] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>I assumed you were a guy. Sorry for the sexual harassment if not. I was just getting ready to delete that after realizing I didn't recognize your name >_<. It was meant to be playful amongst friendsWhere is BSP...I need BSP to get these jokes off on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 04/14/23 5:27:46 PM #19:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I assumed you were a guy. Sorry for the sexual harassment if not. I was just getting ready to delete that after realizing I didn't recognize your name >_<. It was meant to be playful amongst friends Where is BSP...I need BSP to get these jokes off on oh lmfao i am a dude and thought it was hilarious no offense here. keep em comin --- St. Louis Battlehawks (5-2) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:972845206] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite><quote>I assumed you were a guy. Sorry for the sexual harassment if not. I was just getting ready to delete that after realizing I didn't recognize your name >_<. It was meant to be playful amongst friendsWhere is BSP...I need BSP to get these jokes off on</quote>oh lmfao i am a dude and thought it was hilariousno offense here. keep em comin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 04/14/23 5:28:40 PM #20:	They really are life changing. --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:972845229] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>They really are life changing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/14/23 5:33:53 PM #21:	TaylorHeinicke posted... oh lmfao i am a dude and thought it was hilarious no offense here. keep em comin Ok. Phew. I started feeling gross. It can go really wrong when the intentions get miscommunicated lol. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972845326] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>TaylorHeinicke posted... </cite><quote>oh lmfao i am a dude and thought it was hilariousno offense here. keep em comin</quote>Ok. Phew. I started feeling gross. It can go really wrong when the intentions get miscommunicated lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 04/14/23 5:36:29 PM #22:	The ad placement is perfect https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAOCcDAAEYhx.jpg --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:972845385] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>The ad placement is perfect https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAOCcDAAEYhx.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 04/14/23 6:08:02 PM #23:	Returning_CEmen posted... The ad placement is perfect https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAOCcDAAEYhx.jpg Lfg --- St. Louis Battlehawks (5-2) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:972845998] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite><quote>The ad placement is perfect https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAOCcDAAEYhx.jpg</quote>Lfg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/14/23 6:50:08 PM #24:	Returning_CEmen posted... The ad placement is perfect https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAOCcDAAEYhx.jpg I blame CE for corrupting my mind. I use to be so innocent and God fearing. Then these ads popped up on CE and let the devil into my house --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972846754] in My new hou... [t:80412490]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite><quote>The ad placement is perfect https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAOCcDAAEYhx.jpg</quote>I blame CE for corrupting my mind. I use to be so innocent and God fearing. Then these ads popped up on CE and let the devil into my house</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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