Current Events > Imagine ringing people doorbells to try to convert them to your religion.

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hockeybub89 04/16/23 11:26:02 AM #1:	Imagine ringing it 3 times in the morning. Nobody wants to give up blood transfusions, Jehovah's Witnesses! Isn't heaven already full anyway? --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:972877981] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Imagine ringing it 3 times in the morning.Nobody wants to give up blood transfusions, Jehovah's Witnesses! Isn't heaven already full anyway?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cuticrusader09 04/16/23 11:27:01 AM #2:	They just send me letters since COVID. Havent had one at the door in years. <cite>Cuticrusader09 posted [p:972877995] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>They just send me letters since COVID. Havent had one at the door in years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smallville 04/16/23 11:29:57 AM #3:	hockeybub89 posted... Imagine ringing it 3 times in the morning. Nobody wants to give up blood transfusions, Jehovah's Witnesses! Isn't heaven already full anyway? give up transfusions? what? --- "That won't work Boss, hide the target in a place they're unlikely to be found"---GZ <cite>Smallville posted [p:972878023] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>hockeybub89 posted... </cite><quote>Imagine ringing it 3 times in the morning.Nobody wants to give up blood transfusions, Jehovah's Witnesses! Isn't heaven already full anyway?</quote>give up transfusions? what?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 04/16/23 11:31:00 AM #4:	Smallville posted... give up transfusions? what? It's against their religion. Along with drinking, smoking, being LGBTQ, celebrating birthdays, etc. They even discourage befriending non-believers. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:972878040] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Smallville posted... </cite><quote>give up transfusions? what?</quote>It's against their religion. Along with drinking, smoking, being LGBTQ, celebrating birthdays, etc. They even discourage befriending non-believers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smallville 04/16/23 11:32:30 AM #5:	hockeybub89 posted... It's against their religion. Along with drinking, smoking, being LGBTQ, celebrating birthdays, etc. They even discourage befriending non-believers. oh, that's what it is. So in a way aren't they kinda similar to amish people? idk. --- "That won't work Boss, hide the target in a place they're unlikely to be found"---GZ <cite>Smallville posted [p:972878067] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>hockeybub89 posted... </cite><quote>It's against their religion. Along with drinking, smoking, being LGBTQ, celebrating birthdays, etc. They even discourage befriending non-believers.</quote>oh, that's what it is. So in a way aren't they kinda similar to amish people? idk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/16/23 11:33:10 AM #6:	I wonder how it would go if it were the other way around, and people went door to door trying to convert people away from religion. I bet there would be so many violent incidents. --- "They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:972878082] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>I wonder how it would go if it were the other way around, and people went door to door trying to convert people away from religion. I bet there would be so many violent incidents. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/16/23 11:34:51 AM #7:	Smallville posted... oh, that's what it is. So in a way aren't they kinda similar to amish people? idk. It's a cult 100% it is a cult. My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and everything that the higher ups of Jehovah's Witness do are cult behavior. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:972878111] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Smallville posted... </cite><quote>oh, that's what it is. So in a way aren't they kinda similar to amish people? idk.</quote>It's a cult 100% it is a cult. My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and everything that the higher ups of Jehovah's Witness do are cult behavior.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 04/16/23 11:36:48 AM #8:	Jokes on them, my doorbell is broken --- St. Louis Battlehawks (5-2) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:972878148] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Jokes on them, my doorbell is broken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 04/16/23 11:44:06 AM #9:	Turbam posted... It's a cult 100% it is a cult. My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and everything that the higher ups of Jehovah's Witness do are cult behavior. Yup. Amish people are just technophobes that milk cows and build nice furniture. JW is one of the biggest cults in the world. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:972878275] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>It's a cult 100% it is a cult. My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and everything that the higher ups of Jehovah's Witness do are cult behavior.</quote>Yup. Amish people are just technophobes that milk cows and build nice furniture. JW is one of the biggest cults in the world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 04/16/23 11:56:16 AM #10:	hockeybub89 posted... Nobody wants to give up blood transfusions, Jehovah's Witnesses! Answer the door dressed as a vampire. --- All the good usernames were already taken. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:972878499] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>hockeybub89 posted... </cite><quote>Nobody wants to give up blood transfusions, Jehovah's Witnesses!</quote>Answer the door dressed as a vampire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 04/16/23 11:58:24 AM #11:	Ever since I got a No Soliciting sign I haven't had anyone knock on my door. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:972878543] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Ever since I got a No Soliciting sign I haven't had anyone knock on my door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 04/16/23 11:59:12 AM #12:	Answer the door naked and fully erect. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:972878554] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Answer the door naked and fully erect. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coolguyjimmy 04/16/23 12:01:03 PM #14:	https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/jehovahs-witness-blood-transfusion-doctor-judge-ruling-girl-leeds-nhs-trust-religion-a8977066.html <cite>coolguyjimmy posted [p:972878587] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/jehovahs-witness-blood-transfusion-doctor-judge-ruling-girl-leeds-nhs-trust-religion-a8977066.html</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 04/16/23 12:43:38 PM #15:	ScazarMeltex posted... Ehhhhh...the Amish are far worse than that. There is a serious incestuous sexual assault problem in the community due to the lack of real tangible consequences for it. https://apnews.com/article/religion-pennsylvania-sexual-abuse-by-clergy-assault-lancaster-0e97364f986c9b9fffaed44520fc2b1f https://www.npr.org/2020/01/19/797804404/investigation-into-child-sex-abuse-in-amish-communities https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10861949/Amish-11-year-old-girls-given-pamphlets-normalizing-incest.html This one is almost 20 years old but the problems still exist. https://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=316371&page=1 Well shit --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:972879341] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>ScazarMeltex posted... </cite><quote>Ehhhhh...the Amish are far worse than that. There is a serious incestuous sexual assault problem in the community due to the lack of real tangible consequences for it.https://apnews.com/article/religion-pennsylvania-sexual-abuse-by-clergy-assault-lancaster-0e97364f986c9b9fffaed44520fc2b1fhttps://www.npr.org/2020/01/19/797804404/investigation-into-child-sex-abuse-in-amish-communitieshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10861949/Amish-11-year-old-girls-given-pamphlets-normalizing-incest.htmlThis one is almost 20 years old but the problems still exist.https://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=316371&page=1</quote>Well shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 04/16/23 12:47:56 PM #16:	I suppose on the upside, at least the Amish aren't likely to be ringing your doorbell. --- All the good usernames were already taken. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:972879418] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>I suppose on the upside, at least the Amish aren't likely to be ringing your doorbell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 04/16/23 1:21:30 PM #17:	I haven't seen one at my door since before covid hit. And while I know they can certainly be annoying and pushy, I'm fortunate that the ones who come to my house usually accept a polite "No thank you. I have my own faith." I've been badgered worse by zealous religious asshats in public who are clearly too stupid to understand the word "No," then the local JWs. I once even suggested a Good Book to one who wouldn't leave me the hell alone. It was called the Dictionary. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:972879990] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>I haven't seen one at my door since before covid hit. And while I know they can certainly be annoying and pushy, I'm fortunate that the ones who come to my house usually accept a polite "No thank you. I have my own faith." I've been badgered worse by zealous religious asshats in public who are clearly too stupid to understand the word "No," then the local JWs. I once even suggested a Good Book to one who wouldn't leave me the hell alone. It was called the Dictionary. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smallville 04/16/23 1:23:46 PM #18:	Lil_Bit83 posted... I haven't seen one at my door since before covid hit. And while I know they can certainly be annoying and pushy, I'm fortunate that the ones who come to my door usually accept a polite "No thank you. I have my own faith." I've been badgered by strangers in public who are too stupid to understand the word No, more then my local JWs. I once even suggested a Good Book to one who wouldn't leave me the hell alone. The dictionary. oh, you usually say, i have my own faith? ye, that prob. would go over better with more people than saying you are not religious, prob. --- "That won't work Boss, hide the target in a place they're unlikely to be found"---GZ <cite>Smallville posted [p:972880035] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Lil_Bit83 posted... </cite><quote>I haven't seen one at my door since before covid hit. And while I know they can certainly be annoying and pushy, I'm fortunate that the ones who come to my door usually accept a polite "No thank you. I have my own faith." I've been badgered by strangers in public who are too stupid to understand the word No, more then my local JWs. I once even suggested a Good Book to one who wouldn't leave me the hell alone. The dictionary.</quote>oh, you usually say, i have my own faith? ye, that prob. would go over better with more people than saying you are not religious, prob.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 04/16/23 1:24:07 PM #19:	Open the door and say "Hail satan!" They'll never come back. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:972880039] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Open the door and say "Hail satan!" They'll never come back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 04/16/23 1:27:28 PM #20:	Imagine making 3-5 topics a day trying convert people into your religion --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:972880087] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Imagine making 3-5 topics a day trying convert people into your religion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 04/16/23 1:31:07 PM #21:	All we get are salespeople but it feels like they keep sending hotter and hotter dudes each time to get us to open the door <cite>Raikuro posted [p:972880144] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>All we get are salespeople but it feels like they keep sending hotter and hotter dudes each time to get us to open the door</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 04/16/23 1:32:45 PM #22:	R1masher posted... Imagine making 3-5 topics a day trying convert people into your religion Damn we have people flooding the board about Scientology? --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:972880162] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite><quote>Imagine making 3-5 topics a day trying convert people into your religion </quote>Damn we have people flooding the board about Scientology?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 04/16/23 1:35:00 PM #23:	Pikachuchupika posted... Open the door and say "Hail satan!" They'll never come back. Nah, my ex warned me that's the wrong tack to try with evangelists: they'll try even harder to "rescue" you from Satan's clutches. She suggested that you should tell them you're Jewish instead. --- All the good usernames were already taken. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:972880199] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>Open the door and say "Hail satan!" They'll never come back.</quote>Nah, my ex warned me that's the wrong tack to try with evangelists: they'll try even harder to "rescue" you from Satan's clutches. She suggested that you should tell them you're Jewish instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 04/16/23 1:40:17 PM #24:	Pikachuchupika posted... Open the door and say "Hail satan!" They'll never come back. Back in the 90s, when I was in college... ...I invited them to come in and help finish butchering the goat for Arioch. Then asked if they brought any blood or souls. They never returned. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/9/AAfQqfAAEY2D.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:972880295] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>Open the door and say "Hail satan!" They'll never come back.</quote>Back in the 90s, when I was in college......I invited them to come in and help finish butchering the goat for Arioch. Then asked if they brought any blood or souls.They never returned.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/9/AAfQqfAAEY2D.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 04/16/23 1:41:18 PM #25:	The Amish run a lot of puppy mills, too. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:972880312] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>The Amish run a lot of puppy mills, too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 04/16/23 1:44:29 PM #26:	__aCEr__ posted... The Amish run a lot of puppy mills, too. Damn. Ok, wasn't trying to defend the Amish, just saying they aren't a cult. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:972880373] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>__aCEr__ posted... </cite><quote>The Amish run a lot of puppy mills, too.</quote>Damn. Ok, wasn't trying to defend the Amish, just saying they aren't a cult.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 04/16/23 2:14:41 PM #27:	sometimes dey are cute chicks in dem cute long church dresses where dey show deir nice figures --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:972880914] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>sometimes dey are cute chicks in dem cute long church dresses where dey show deir nice figures</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 04/16/23 2:17:01 PM #28:	I'm just trying to tell you about the benefits of an extended warranty. D: --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:972880954] in Imagine ri... [t:80414145]...</cite> <quote>I'm just trying to tell you about the benefits of an extended warranty. D:</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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