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Pikachuchupika
04/16/23 12:37:39 PM
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Don't forget.
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Patty_Fleur
04/16/23 12:38:59 PM
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I only poop if I can take a shower immediately after.
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TMOG
04/16/23 12:40:25 PM
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Yep

I'm also trying to talk my parents into getting a bidet attachment for the toilet but they're stubborn American boomers who don't understand how it actually works and are thus vehemently opposed to anything different
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Vampire_Chicken
04/16/23 12:40:52 PM
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Can you get drunk from a beer enema?

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MabusIncarnate
04/16/23 12:43:00 PM
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Vampire_Chicken posted...
Can you get drunk from a beer enema?
Yeah

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Pikachuchupika
04/16/23 12:57:09 PM
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Put some soap in your finger and shove it up in there. Total cleansing.
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MabusIncarnate
04/16/23 12:59:28 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
Put some soap in your finger and shove it up in there. Total cleansing.
Or shove the shampoo nozzle up there and sit on it

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Tom_Joad
04/16/23 1:00:43 PM
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Don't forget to use the anal floss when you're done cleaning.

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Heartomaton
04/16/23 1:01:00 PM
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I just don't get the inside of my ass dirty. You guys have dirty inner-asses?

Pfft. Peasants.

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Pikachuchupika
04/16/23 1:05:04 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I just don't get the inside of my ass dirty. You guys have dirty inner-asses?

Pfft. Peasants.

Guess we're just full of shit
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NightRender
04/16/23 1:10:08 PM
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I suck everything out with a bendy straw.

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LincolnDuncan
04/16/23 1:11:11 PM
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Putting soap in your butt doesn't make the butt clean, it makes the soap dirty

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Heartomaton
04/16/23 1:14:25 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
Guess we're just full of shit

That's why your eyes are brown!

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