Current Events > im 36 and sit down to pee...does anyone else do this?

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No_U_L7 04/17/23 10:00:30 PM #1:	i don't want to make a mess and i get tired standing for that long --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:972910598] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>i don't want to make a mess and i get tired standing for that long</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ar0ge 04/17/23 10:08:51 PM #2:	At home sometimes. Never out in public. You get tired of standing for 30 seconds? <cite>Ar0ge posted [p:972910760] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>At home sometimes. Never out in public.You get tired of standing for 30 seconds?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 04/17/23 10:10:28 PM #3:	I'm pretty sure the most exercise no gets is changing his sheets every 14 months or so and lifting up a watch occasionally --- "I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:972910793] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>I'm pretty sure the most exercise no gets is changing his sheets every 14 months or so and lifting up a watch occasionally </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 04/17/23 10:11:56 PM #4:	Ar0ge posted... At home sometimes. Never out in public. You get tired of standing for 30 seconds? it takes 2 min because of start/stop streams...like i said, im old CanuckCowboy posted... I'm pretty sure the most exercise no gets is changing his sheets every 14 months or so and lifting up a watch occasionally i actually started washing my sheets monthly because it's much easier with my in unit laundry at my luxury condo --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:972910824] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>Ar0ge posted...</cite><quote>At home sometimes. Never out in public.You get tired of standing for 30 seconds?</quote>it takes 2 min because of start/stop streams...like i said, im oldCanuckCowboy posted...</cite><quote>I'm pretty sure the most exercise no gets is changing his sheets every 14 months or so and lifting up a watch occasionally </quote>i actually started washing my sheets monthly because it's much easier with my in unit laundry at my luxury condo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolcono 04/17/23 10:14:43 PM #5:	At home. I heard it is a good way to entirely relief your bladder. --- https://cartpushersarenumber1.quora.com/ <cite>coolcono posted [p:972910883] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>At home. I heard it is a good way to entirely relief your bladder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/17/23 10:17:49 PM #6:	A lot of the time I poop, I don't have to pee until I stand up. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972910923] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>A lot of the time I poop, I don't have to pee until I stand up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimson_Corsair 04/17/23 10:18:05 PM #7:	Fucking gross. I had to do this one time when I sat down to take a shit and realized I needed to piss really badly too, so I snaked my dick inside the toilet bowl and ofc the head slid down the inside wall when I got it stuffed in there, just ugg, disgusting. Never again. --- My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter. <cite>Crimson_Corsair posted [p:972910929] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>Fucking gross. I had to do this one time when I sat down to take a shit and realized I needed to piss really badly too, so I snaked my dick inside the toilet bowl and ofc the head slid down the inside wall when I got it stuffed in there, just ugg, disgusting. Never again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valjackal 04/17/23 10:19:22 PM #8:	If it takes you longer than 30-40 seconds to pee, something's medically wrong with you. --- Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:972910951] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>If it takes you longer than 30-40 seconds to pee, something's medically wrong with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 04/17/23 10:33:48 PM #9:	depends on what i'm wearing. like if i am ahem "locked up" i kinda have to sit down to not make a giant mess. No_U_L7 posted... it takes 2 min because of start/stop streams...like i said, im old i'm the same age as you and not in the best of shape and can piss circles around you. see a fucking doctor. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:972911197] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>depends on what i'm wearing.like if i am ahem "locked up" i kinda have to sit down to not make a giant mess.No_U_L7 posted... </cite><quote>it takes 2 min because of start/stop streams...like i said, im old</quote>i'm the same age as you and not in the best of shape and can piss circles around you. see a fucking doctor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 04/17/23 10:35:46 PM #10:	Toilets were designed for sitting. Urinals were designed for standing. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:972911232] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>Toilets were designed for sitting. Urinals were designed for standing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 04/17/23 10:38:11 PM #11:	While I suppose it's better than making up stories about women, making up stories about your urinary habits is fundamentally weird. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:972911281] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>While I suppose it's better than making up stories about women, making up stories about your urinary habits is fundamentally weird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsukasa1891 04/17/23 10:42:15 PM #13:	No_U_L7 posted... it takes 2 min because of start/stop streams...like i said, im old I'm older and don't take that long. Should probably see a doctor about that. --- (edited 2/30/2023 10:51:12 AM) <cite>Tsukasa1891 posted [p:972911361] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite><quote>it takes 2 min because of start/stop streams...like i said, im old</quote>I'm older and don't take that long. Should probably see a doctor about that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 04/17/23 10:44:12 PM #14:	no need to body shame my bladder... --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:972911404] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>no need to body shame my bladder...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 04/17/23 10:44:47 PM #15:	who tf let u out of the basement --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:972911414] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>who tf let u out of the basement</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 04/17/23 10:48:59 PM #16:	Do you have medical insurance? --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:972911492] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>Do you have medical insurance?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 04/17/23 10:50:16 PM #17:	I do also, less of a mess. --- You're finally awake, welcome to the real world! <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:972911510] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>I do also, less of a mess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chrknu 04/17/23 10:53:46 PM #18:	What is a mess when it comes to standing while peeing? I'm 35 and I'm not sure what you guys mean. I guess that once in a fortnight the spray starts wrong, but that's one wipe and it's gone. After certain exercises, it's better to sit down, but ... other than that? --- Hell is not a place you go if you're not a Christian, it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition -Immortal Technique <cite>Chrknu posted [p:972911558] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>What is a mess when it comes to standing while peeing? I'm 35 and I'm not sure what you guys mean. I guess that once in a fortnight the spray starts wrong, but that's one wipe and it's gone. After certain exercises, it's better to sit down, but ... other than that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 04/17/23 10:55:50 PM #19:	Chrknu posted... What is a mess when it comes to standing while peeing? I'm 35 and I'm not sure what you guys mean. I guess that once in a fortnight the spray starts wrong, but that's one wipe and it's gone. After certain exercises, it's better to sit down, but ... other than that? if i'm locked up? a mess is EVERYWHERE. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:972911589] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>Chrknu posted... </cite><quote>What is a mess when it comes to standing while peeing? I'm 35 and I'm not sure what you guys mean. I guess that once in a fortnight the spray starts wrong, but that's one wipe and it's gone. After certain exercises, it's better to sit down, but ... other than that?</quote>if i'm locked up? a mess is EVERYWHERE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 04/17/23 10:57:33 PM #20:	Chrknu posted... What is a mess when it comes to standing while peeing? I'm 35 and I'm not sure what you guys mean. I guess that once in a fortnight the spray starts wrong, but that's one wipe and it's gone. After certain exercises, it's better to sit down, but ... other than that? im not circumcised and that can effect stream directionality --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:972911616] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>Chrknu posted...</cite><quote>What is a mess when it comes to standing while peeing? I'm 35 and I'm not sure what you guys mean. I guess that once in a fortnight the spray starts wrong, but that's one wipe and it's gone. After certain exercises, it's better to sit down, but ... other than that?</quote>im not circumcised and that can effect stream directionality</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mystery_man2 04/17/23 10:58:50 PM #22:	No_U_L7 posted... it takes 2 min because of start/stop streams...like i said, im old i actually started washing my sheets monthly because it's much easier with my in unit laundry at my luxury condo Im 47 and no issues standing up to pee. You might want to see a dr about the starting and stopping. <cite>Mystery_man2 posted [p:972911640] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite><quote>it takes 2 min because of start/stop streams...like i said, im oldi actually started washing my sheets monthly because it's much easier with my in unit laundry at my luxury condo</quote>Im 47 and no issues standing up to pee. You might want to see a dr about the starting and stopping. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 04/17/23 11:00:28 PM #23:	Crimson_Corsair posted... Fucking gross. I had to do this one time when I sat down to take a shit and realized I needed to piss really badly too, so I snaked my dick inside the toilet bowl and ofc the head slid down the inside wall when I got it stuffed in there, just ugg, disgusting. Never again. Secret bragging post --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:972911666] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>Crimson_Corsair posted... </cite><quote>Fucking gross. I had to do this one time when I sat down to take a shit and realized I needed to piss really badly too, so I snaked my dick inside the toilet bowl and ofc the head slid down the inside wall when I got it stuffed in there, just ugg, disgusting. Never again.</quote>Secret bragging post</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thud 04/17/23 11:15:25 PM #24:	Jesus Christ lmao --- Happy birthday to the GROUND! <cite>Thud posted [p:972911879] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>Jesus Christ lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 04/17/23 11:17:16 PM #25:	Wish I could, but my Johnson would sink --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:972911909] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>Wish I could, but my Johnson would sink</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 04/17/23 11:21:26 PM #26:	I'm slightly older than you and still have the bladder of a perfectly healthy adult. Didn't you once admit to habitually drinking a lot of water to the point of causing frequent urination (polydipsia)? That shit isn't healthy and is likely at the root of your pissing problems. --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:972911982] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>I'm slightly older than you and still have the bladder of a perfectly healthy adult. Didn't you once admit to habitually drinking a lot of water to the point of causing frequent urination (polydipsia)? That shit isn't healthy and is likely at the root of your pissing problems.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 04/17/23 11:23:08 PM #27:	I'm 40 and you sound twice my age edit: but hey have you had any fun poker games lately? I'll probably play later tonight. <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:972912000] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>I'm 40 and you sound twice my ageedit: but hey have you had any fun poker games lately? I'll probably play later tonight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 04/18/23 2:37:40 AM #28:	FigureOfSpeech posted... I'm 40 and you sound twice my age edit: but hey have you had any fun poker games lately? I'll probably play later tonight. I retired it was too stressful --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:972914264] in im 36 and ... [t:80415684]...</cite> <quote>FigureOfSpeech posted...</cite><quote>I'm 40 and you sound twice my ageedit: but hey have you had any fun poker games lately? I'll probably play later tonight.</quote>I retired it was too stressful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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