Current Events > Would you sacrifice Health insurance/ Hospital Visits for 1 Senzu Bean a year?

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PowerOats
04/19/23 4:19:57 PM
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Beans


You lose your health insurance (if you have it) and you are banned from Hospitals/ Medical care no matter how grave.

In exchange you get 1 Senzu Bean at the beginning of every year, which upon consumption;

- Restores you to perfect physical and mental health. If you lost a limb it grows back instantly. Arthritis, Cancer etc, disappears

- Feeds you, to the point were you will not go hungry/thirsty/ sleepy for 10 days

- Has to be eaten completely for its effects.

- Cannot be sold or stolen, but can be given away and collected

- Will not revive you from death.

Deal?
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Garioshi
04/19/23 4:20:53 PM
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is it always on me?

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MC_BatCommander
04/19/23 4:22:36 PM
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Yes, you'd have to be pretty unfortunate to get a life threatening condition more than once per year.

Being able to save them up makes the decision pretty easy

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DKBananaSlamma
04/19/23 4:22:53 PM
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Can I bank them if I dont use them for a year?

I guess the only downside is if I get knocked out from a heart attack or a stroke, I'm fucked >_>

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Raikuro
04/19/23 4:23:27 PM
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The yearly senzu bean would provide way more than American health insurance
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PMarth2002
04/19/23 4:23:49 PM
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Deal. I don't have any insurance and haven't been to a doctor in years.

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PowerOats
04/19/23 4:24:20 PM
#7:


Garioshi posted...
is it always on me?


Yes

DKBananaSlamma posted...
Can I bank them if I dont use them for a year?


Yes
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DKBananaSlamma
04/19/23 4:24:36 PM
#8:


Deal then!

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pauIie
04/19/23 4:24:40 PM
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person that voted no must be evil knievel

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Raikuro
04/19/23 4:26:52 PM
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Though I think the OP is overstating what senzu beans do. They didn't help Goku's heart condition, or fix his mental problems.

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Anony1125
04/19/23 4:27:08 PM
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don't Senzu beans not work on diseases? just bodily damage?
I feel like I remember it doing nothing for Goku's heart issue

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EmbraceOfDeath
04/19/23 4:28:48 PM
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Raikuro posted...
Though I think the OP is overstating what senzu beans do. They didn't help Goku's heart condition, or fix his mental problems.
Well he defined how these ones work in the first post so they're different, but it doesn't matter because we know what they do.

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PowerOats
04/19/23 4:29:19 PM
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I know, but keeping it just a physical health restore sounded boring to me
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Cocytus
04/19/23 4:32:34 PM
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How about a stroke, what would happen then?

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ironman2009
04/19/23 4:34:28 PM
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This is the easiest trade of all time.

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A_Good_Boy
04/19/23 4:34:37 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Well he defined how these ones work in the first post so they're different, but it doesn't matter because we know what they do.
I feel like if after you eat your annual senzu bean you still feel like you're about to die then even that's beneficial because it narrows down a whole list of ailments that could be what's wrong with you.

Nvm, I didn't see the part where you were banned from otherwise receiving health care

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NoxObscuras
04/19/23 4:38:44 PM
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Would taking this sensu bean prevent heart attacks/strokes for a year? Because you'd be kind of fucked if one of those hits you suddenly and you're banned from health care

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Raikuro
04/19/23 4:43:26 PM
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After you take the first bean, wouldn't it undo a lifetime of wear and tear on the body? So it would be a long time to worry about a stroke. From then on just save your beans until you're about to die.
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MedeaLysistrata
04/19/23 4:46:33 PM
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bean boyz

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Pepys_Monster
04/19/23 4:46:57 PM
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Perfect mental health...so I'd be cured of my depression? Deal.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
04/19/23 4:47:59 PM
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You gotta take out the bean banking. That's busted.

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NoxObscuras
04/19/23 4:48:43 PM
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Raikuro posted...
After you take the first bean, wouldn't it undo a lifetime of wear and tear on the body? So it would be a long time to worry about a stroke. From then on just save your beans until you're about to die.
Damn... You've got a good point. My fault for voting too fast then. I immediately thought "didn't save Goku from heart disease" so I voted no before reading the OP lol.

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Cocytus
04/19/23 4:48:44 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Perfect mental health...so I'd be cured of my depression? Deal.
Not the only thing to worry about.

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Darkinsanity1
04/19/23 4:48:48 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Would taking this sensu bean prevent heart attacks/strokes for a year? Because you'd be kind of fucked if one of those hits you suddenly and you're banned from health care
Well, it says you are restored to perfect physical health, I'd assume that means your arteries are clear of plaque.

I wonder if it would also heal defects, like something you were born with, but could cause you to have heart problems for example anyways. Even if it doesn't, this already sounds like a way better deal than health insurance and doctor visits anyways.

Getting a yearly reset if you don't live that healthily would be incredible.

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Cocytus
04/19/23 4:49:29 PM
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Darkinsanity1 posted...
Well, it says you are restored to perfect physical health, I'd assume that means your arteries are clear of plaque.

I wonder if it would also heal defects, like something you were born with, but could cause you to have heart problems for example anyways. Even if it doesn't, this already sounds like a way better deal than health insurance and doctor visits anyways.

Getting a yearly reset if you don't live that healthily would be incredible.
So it is in fact a cure all for a year...?

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Seaman_Prime
04/19/23 5:08:45 PM
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Whats the dental plan like for the bean?

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DarthDemented
04/19/23 5:09:54 PM
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Does krillin show up and yell "SENZU BEAN!" while throwing it at you?

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LordFarquad1312
04/19/23 5:10:24 PM
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No. Senzu beans heal injuries, not diseases. That's why Goku died in Trunks timeline.

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thronedfire2
04/19/23 5:13:06 PM
#30:


easy deal

I hardly ever use my insurance anyway

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Raikuro
04/19/23 5:13:43 PM
#31:


Wait, does something as basic as taking an aspirin or vitamin count as receiving medical care?
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RetsuZaiZen
04/19/23 5:17:44 PM
#32:


LordFarquad1312 posted...
No. Senzu beans heal injuries, not diseases. That's why Goku died in Trunks timeline.

TC is going rogue and making up his own rules, brother.

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LordFarquad1312
04/19/23 5:26:34 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
TC is going rogue and making up his own rules, brother.
That's called false advertisement and is punishable by law.

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