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Crimsoness
04/19/23 5:34:45 PM
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You've just been involved in a fender bender with the villain you thought of and have to go to small claims court.

Think you'd win?

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boxoto
04/19/23 5:38:26 PM
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Gaunter O'Dimm from The Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone DLC.

I don't like my chances.

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Tenlaar
04/19/23 5:40:46 PM
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I think Sephiroth would drop a meteor on the courthouse.
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Dakimakura
04/19/23 5:41:08 PM
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Sweet Tooth

No way I lose this one

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King_Rial
04/19/23 5:41:58 PM
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Darth Vader. I wouldn't make it to court. I would make it out the car.

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ToucheTurtle
04/19/23 5:45:22 PM
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Darth Vader I'm fucked.

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Anony1125
04/19/23 5:46:09 PM
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Fatalis.

I ... don't think there is any winning in this scenario.

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Smiffwilm
04/19/23 5:48:54 PM
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Walter White.

It's possible. I'm just not sure I would want to go through with it, knowing what I know.

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A_Good_Boy
04/19/23 5:50:56 PM
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Getting into a fender bender with Contessa at all is a victory in and of itself. I'm def not gonna win in small claims court though, I'll just revel in my minor accomplishment.

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DocileOrangeCup
04/19/23 5:55:21 PM
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I think he would just choke me with his tentacle arms and shoot a rocket at me

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Pepys_Monster
04/19/23 5:59:11 PM
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Doesn't it depend entirely on the circumstances of the fender bender?

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Wedge_Antilles
04/19/23 6:05:20 PM
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Emet-Selch would get bored half way in and leave. So yes.

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bigtiggie23
04/19/23 6:05:34 PM
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I've been watching Oz so I thought of Vern Schillinger. Doesn't seem like there's any way a fender bender with him ends well for me.

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Ricemills
04/19/23 6:24:42 PM
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Doofenschmirtz.
Hmm, okay.

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MabusIncarnate
04/19/23 6:27:40 PM
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Vader, and yeah, he'd use his Jedi mind trick to make sure I lose.

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specialkid8
04/19/23 6:29:35 PM
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There's no way Jaffar has a valid license. He's goin to jail.

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Kim_Seong-a
04/19/23 6:30:20 PM
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Blofeld.

Think it's 50/50 on him having me killed by some low level goon for the offense or just having some lawyer handle it and having the lawyer killed if they lose

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Kurt_Russel
04/19/23 6:38:14 PM
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Albert Wesker?
Nah, hes pretty smart.

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SocialistGamer
04/19/23 6:39:21 PM
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Reverse Flash
Fuck.

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Cheater87
04/19/23 6:40:42 PM
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Shredder from TMNT, I would think so.

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VampireCoyote
04/19/23 6:40:58 PM
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Dr Doom

I would just reach out to him privately admit fault and settle he doesnt want to bother with that shit

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