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MARlO 04/22/23 9:52:07 PM #1: |
I hunger! --- Let's-a go! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 04/22/23 9:52:40 PM #2: |
Donald Trump was our greatest president ever. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD_Divine 04/22/23 9:53:40 PM #3: |
Whats long brown and sticky? --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Adyingod 04/22/23 9:54:10 PM #4: |
What hand do you wipe your ass with? Really? I use toilet paper. --- Don't steal my jokes please. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Supersex420 04/22/23 9:54:44 PM #5: |
Why did the student abandon his loan debt? It was nothing like his first principal. --- "You just might get what you want! So you better think carefully." - Ava Max The difference between grad school and a bunch of hungry mall shoppers... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MARlO 04/22/23 9:55:30 PM #7: |
Wow. You guys really came through --- Let's-a go! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 04/22/23 9:58:19 PM #9: |
How did the patient know his dentist was depressed? --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MARlO 04/22/23 10:07:04 PM #10: |
Im writing these down for my standup routine. --- Let's-a go! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 04/22/23 10:14:25 PM #11: |
A cow asks another cow "hey have ya heard about this mad cow disease that's going around?" Other cow says "yup. Makes me damn glad to be a penguin. " --- "I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sabin017 04/22/23 10:16:42 PM #12: |
https://youtu.be/B69qMz9rdr4?t=76 --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 04/22/23 10:18:03 PM #13: |
How do trees access the internet? They log on. (My daughter told me this a few weeks ago. I laughed pretty good.) --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 04/22/23 10:22:20 PM #14: |
Why does Bob Seger fit in in the Middle East? Because he's like Iraq. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrKapowski 04/22/23 10:27:32 PM #15: |
I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he usually laughs --- So! You want to hear a story, eh? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MARlO 04/22/23 10:27:47 PM #16: |
sabin017 posted... https://youtu.be/B69qMz9rdr4?t=76Mobile games are definitely a joke. --- Let's-a go! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 04/22/23 10:37:15 PM #18: |
A German walks into a bar and orders a martini, the bartenders says dry? German says no just one --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 04/22/23 10:39:03 PM #19: |
Three guys walk into a bar The fourth guy ducked --- I don't know about urinals. Half the guys are afraid to use them and most who aren't afraid can't hit them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kim_Seong-a 04/22/23 10:41:25 PM #20: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJThYkk_82A --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AllCopsAreGood 04/22/23 10:42:37 PM #21: |
Why do old ladies cover their furniture in plastic? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 04/22/23 10:42:40 PM #22: |
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says Ill have five beers --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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domranguay 04/22/23 10:46:56 PM #23: |
https://youtu.be/HnQLX5CNGRU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eat_More_Beef 04/22/23 10:47:26 PM #24: |
What's the biggest drawback of the jungle? What do you get when you cross Magic Johnson and a wheelchair? What do you call hooker farts? --- I wrote a horror novel, called "Spare Parts." A whole damn novel! You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 04/22/23 10:56:52 PM #25: |
How do you get a nun pregnant? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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k1zzl3_82 04/22/23 11:00:19 PM #26: |
What do you call a guy who cries when he masterbates? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 04/22/23 11:02:18 PM #27: |
Green Biker guy did it first then Megaman did it immediately after as a flex What do you call a ghost --- updated 3/26/2023 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Quorthon109 04/22/23 11:10:52 PM #28: |
Did I ever tell you about my buddy who worked at the furniture manufacturing plant? One day he reached for his water and downed the whole bottle, but it turned out to be furniture polish. Killed him on the spot. It was a horrible death but a beautiful finish --- http://i.imgur.com/Kjo08.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 04/22/23 11:12:28 PM #29: |
bigtiggie23 posted... Three guys walk into a barThree blondes walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 04/22/23 11:13:51 PM #30: |
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 04/22/23 11:14:24 PM #31: |
Why do all the ships in the Norwegian navy have barcodes printed on their sides? So that when they return to port, they can easily Scandinavian. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 04/22/23 11:16:05 PM #32: |
My father wanted to be a lawyer but he could never pass the bar he was an alcoholic --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Imit8m3 04/22/23 11:19:55 PM #33: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/2/AAZgIXAAEZfW.jpg --- I got asthma bruh. I can't be chasing these hoes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop_Hastur 04/22/23 11:23:46 PM #34: |
What do you call a cow standing on a hill? What's red and smells like blue paint? --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 04/22/23 11:25:33 PM #35: |
A stormtrooper gets into a fight with a redshirt. The stormtrooper misses every shot and the redshirt dies anyway. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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k1zzl3_82 04/22/23 11:26:26 PM #36: |
I got fired from the calendar factory ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coolguyjimmy 04/22/23 11:28:01 PM #37: |
A man in a bar orders H2O, the second man says "I'll have H2O too". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 04/22/23 11:29:09 PM #38: |
What happened to the shopping cart when it fell into the river? --- The only thing we have to fear is Trumble itself. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Imit8m3 04/22/23 11:35:43 PM #39: |
Do you know why Peruvian owls hunt in pairs? --- I got asthma bruh. I can't be chasing these hoes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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k1zzl3_82 04/22/23 11:40:05 PM #40: |
Why don't bears wear socks? My dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft I could not believe it at all, but when I got home My son came in the room and said "Dad do you have a bookmark?" I started crying My son is 15 years old I was once addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 04/22/23 11:43:13 PM #42: |
So anyway the balls say to the penis "would you stop being such a dick?" --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 04/22/23 11:44:57 PM #43: |
furthermore i will intentionally rank him extremely low --- updated 3/26/2023 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents ... Copied to Clipboard!
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k1zzl3_82 04/22/23 11:58:03 PM #44: |
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 04/23/23 2:36:54 AM #45: |
What's the difference between a hematologist and a urologist? --- I don't know about urinals. Half the guys are afraid to use them and most who aren't afraid can't hit them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MARlO 04/24/23 1:58:31 AM #46: |
AllCopsAreGood posted... Why do old ladies cover their furniture in plastic?Eww --- Let's-a go! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 04/24/23 3:01:02 AM #47: |
A guy walks into a bar, and said OUCH! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 04/24/23 3:04:32 AM #48: |
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him, "My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?" His son replied. "Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball." His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him. "My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?" "Okay son, go ahead." The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found. On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again. "My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?" His son replied. "Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls." His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said. "My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?" The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room. On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again. "My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?" "Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls." Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked. "My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want a truck full of pink ping pong balls?" His son replied. "My father. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right." His father agreed and ordered a truck full of pink ping pong balls. The boy said. "My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go into the truck and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?" The father agreed and the boy spent the night in the truck. When the father went back to check on him in the morning, all the pink ping pong balls were gone, and only the boy was left, sleeping in the back of the truck. The day before the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again. "My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?" "Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one oil tanker full of ping pong balls." The father was very confused by this and had to ask again. "My son can you tell me why you want these pink ping pong balls?" His son replied. "My father. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right." His father once again, agreed and bought all the ping pong ball factories in the world and made the workers work overtime to produce all the pink ping pong balls needed. He also bought an oil tanker and a pump, a crane and a dump truck to get all the ping pong balls in overnight. On his birthday, his father gave him the oil tanker full of pink ping pong balls. The boy said. "My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go into the oil tanker and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?" Now the father had expected this and had made sure the oil tanker was completely safe for the boy's use. He agreed and the boy went into the oil tanker for the night. The next morning, when the father went to check, all he found was his son sleeping in the ship with all the pink pong balls gone without a trace. Now, a few days before his next birthday, the boy got into a huge car accident and was on the verge of death. His father asked him. "My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?" The boy replied with a choked voice, obviously forcing himself to speak despite the pain. "My father... It would make me the happiest... boy in the world... if you could get me one... pink... ping pong ball..." His father replied. "My son. This may be the last time I ever speak to you. Will you please tell me why you wanted all the pink ping pong balls?" "Alright father. Come closer." His father nodded, bringing his face up close to his son's. The son's voice was getting weak by this point, coughing in between breaths. Still, he brought up the strength for one final sentence. "The reason I wanted all the pink ping pong balls is-" And then he died. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mullettron 04/24/23 3:23:38 AM #49: |
What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 04/24/23 3:49:38 AM #50: |
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a bar, and the rabbit says "I think I'm a typo" --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 04/24/23 8:55:52 AM #51: |
YugiNoob posted... A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a bar, and the rabbit says "I think I'm a typo" A doctor in the bar hears this and says Type O? you should donate blood. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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