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Trumble
04/24/23 6:09:54 PM
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$10m, but the best outcome you can get when you die is Heck.


If you take the money, no matter what would otherwise have been the true nature of the afterlife or your personal outcome, you will at best end up going to Heck, which is a mild version of Hell where instead of eternal torment, it's eternal minor annoyances. You can still end up with a worse outcome.

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Norman_Smiley
04/24/23 6:10:58 PM
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How does heck compare to hfil?

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Irony
04/24/23 6:13:07 PM
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Can it be in a handbasket?

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Heartomaton
04/24/23 6:15:03 PM
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So heck is just more life?

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ToadallyAwesome
04/24/23 6:15:55 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
So heck is just more life?

Damnthis hit harder than it should have

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Trumble
04/24/23 6:32:21 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
So heck is just more life?
It's also kinda hot. Not unbearable hot like Hell is, but annoyingly hot, like Australia is.

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Pepys_Monster
04/24/23 6:39:39 PM
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Hell isnt eternal torment, though. Ive been told its merely separation from God.

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Heartomaton
04/24/23 6:39:57 PM
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Trumble posted...
It's also kinda hot. Not unbearable hot like Hell is, but annoyingly hot, like Australia is.

I live in Texas. Fairly similar for most of the year.

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Trumble
04/24/23 6:42:41 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I live in Texas. Fairly similar for most of the year.
In Heck you also always need to fart but the farts always turn out really lame when you rip them.

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Heartomaton
04/24/23 6:44:06 PM
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Trumble posted...
In Heck you also always need to fart but the farts always turn out really lame when you rip them.

That just sounds like it's heck for you. :l

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Trumble
04/24/23 6:50:14 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
That just sounds like it's heck for you. :l
There's also no CE or RI. Only PotD, and Admiral still posts on it.

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Heartomaton
04/24/23 6:51:50 PM
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Trumble posted...
There's also no CE or RI. Only PotD, and Admiral still posts on it.

I still have my computer/phone in heck?

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bigblu89
04/24/23 6:53:17 PM
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Trumble posted...
It's also kinda hot. Not unbearable hot like Hell is, but annoyingly hot, like Australia is.
So they just send everyone to Florida and Texas?

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Trumble
04/24/23 7:09:03 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I still have my computer/phone in heck?
No, you still have a computer / phone in heck. A very shitty low-end one that crashes a lot. Also it has an unbypassable porn filter.

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Heartomaton
04/24/23 7:16:54 PM
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Trumble posted...
No, you still have a computer / phone in heck. A very shitty low-end one that crashes a lot. Also it has an unbypassable porn filter.

Then why even bother using it?

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pikakaeru
04/24/23 7:18:08 PM
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So I get to live forever and have 10 mil while Im on my real world life? Sign me up!
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MacadamianNut3
04/24/23 7:18:23 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFB5NN4jQeM

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thronedfire2
04/24/23 7:19:26 PM
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...that sounds like hell

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thronedfire2
04/24/23 7:20:46 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFB5NN4jQeM

lmao what

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Trumble
04/24/23 8:28:12 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Then why even bother using it?
Because it's the only way to access GameFAQs in Heck.

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ForsakenHermit
04/24/23 8:30:36 PM
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I'd have to be an idiot to gain finite joy in exchange for eternal aggravation.

No deal!

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Heartomaton
04/24/23 8:43:34 PM
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Trumble posted...
Because it's the only way to access GameFAQs in Heck.

Why would I want to access GameFAQs?

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Trumble
04/25/23 12:07:33 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Why would I want to access GameFAQs?
For the same reason you're doing so right now.

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Heartomaton
04/25/23 12:20:51 AM
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Trumble posted...
For the same reason you're doing so right now.

Bold of you to assume that I want to be doing this.

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rivers
04/25/23 1:32:47 AM
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eternal salvation is worth infinitely more than $10 million

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Trumble
04/25/23 2:39:41 AM
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rivers posted...
eternal salvation is worth infinitely more than $10 million
If it turns out to be real. (Spoiler: It won't.)

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