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Amazon has officially started up its most recent round of employee reductions. The company is kicking off its previously announced layoffs of ~9,000 staff by axing workers in its Amazon Web Services (AWS) and human resources sectors. The cuts come according to plan, as an internal memo from the the tech giant last month hinted that AWS and HR staff would be on the chopping block.

Every single HR employee ive ever worked with, of all ages, races and genders, has been a spacey airhead to the point where I wonder how they manage to get through their day to day life. Its as if they dont even realize theyre at work and have an assigned job to complete.

https://gizmodo.com/amazon-layoffs-aws-tech-layoffs-andy-jassy-1850378661

Imagine making your own layoff memo.

I asked GPT to write this:

Dear Me,

It is with a heavy heart that I write this letter to inform myself that I have recently made the decision to lay off myself from our organization's Human Resources department. I have received and processed my resignation letter with deep regret.

While I understand that this must have been a difficult decision for me, I respect my choice and wish myself all the best in my future endeavors. I appreciate the hard work and dedication I have brought to the HR department during my tenure with us.

I want to remind myself that I, as the head of the Human Resources department, will continue to support myself during my transition period, and I am available to provide any assistance or guidance I may need.

Please know that my contribution to our organization has been valued, and I will miss my presence and expertise. I hope that my departure will be a positive step towards a bright and prosperous future for myself.

Thank you again for my service to our organization, and I wish myself the best of luck in my future endeavors.

Sincerely,
Me
Head of Human Resources Department

Every single HR employee ive ever worked with, of all ages, races and genders, has been a spacey airhead to the point where I wonder how they manage to get through their day to day life. Its as if they dont even realize theyre at work and have an assigned job to complete.