Current Events > Oh god! Chris Chan spotted in a Walmart

Topic List
Page List: 1
Flauros
05/01/23 8:33:59 PM
#1:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/0/AATz36AAEb80.jpg

We are not safe!

---
https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4
... Copied to Clipboard!
Humble_Novice
05/01/23 11:11:26 PM
#2:


How is he back?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson
05/01/23 11:16:02 PM
#3:


Humble_Novice posted...
How is he back?
Supposedly, the judge went soft on them.

---
Eat the rich
Destroy the GOP
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a
05/01/23 11:17:30 PM
#4:


Dude should be in a padded room for the rest of his life

---
Lusa Cfaad Taydr
... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimson_Corsair
05/01/23 11:22:42 PM
#5:


Released on bond apparently. Lame.

---
My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros
05/01/23 11:29:37 PM
#6:


Crimson_Corsair posted...
Released on bond apparently. Lame.
You think Fred Herbert of Herbert Bail Bonds is the one that ferried the money to spring Chris Chan out?

Last i heard, he was caught sitting or lying in the public ways.

---
https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4
... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimson_Corsair
05/01/23 11:52:34 PM
#7:


I'm reading it was court ordered... so... nobody paid for it I guess? Not sure really sure how this happens, I guess the judge just hand waives it and says, "Yeah, I don't think they'll try to run away or rape their mom again before August."

I'd love to know his thought process here.

---
My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Humble_Novice
05/02/23 12:04:37 AM
#8:


I'm kind of curious how he can afford to buy all that stuff. I thought he stopped getting social security after his arrest.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros
05/02/23 12:14:44 AM
#9:


Humble_Novice posted...
I'm kind of curious how he can afford to buy all that stuff. I thought he stopped getting social security after his arrest.
Hes the type that would get donations from 4channers just to fuel the lunacy.

They cant let their lolcow starve.

---
https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4
... Copied to Clipboard!
Humble_Novice
05/02/23 5:31:42 AM
#10:


Flauros posted...
Hes the type that would get donations from 4channers just to fuel the lunacy.

They cant let their lolcow starve.
God, 4chan trolls should just leave him (or her if you feel like respecting pronouns) alone.

Edit: You know what? I think I'll start referring to Chris-chan as "her" or "them" just in case.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DOOM-64
05/02/23 6:14:09 AM
#11:


Crimson_Corsair posted...
I'm reading it was court ordered... so... nobody paid for it I guess? Not sure really sure how this happens, I guess the judge just hand waives it and says, "Yeah, I don't think they'll try to run away or rape their mom again before August."

I'd love to know his thought process here.

judges are notoriously racist and feel that jail is only for certain kinds of people. This is how rapey football players get 0 jail time so they dont miss the college experience (true case, true story) and shit like that.

the wrong people have decided to get into public service of all kinds (law enforcement, judges, prosecutors, etc) for decades because they feel very strongly about our social order, they want things to be the way they were. How else can someone like Matt Gaetz walk free with the overwhelming amount of proof of what he did?

just remember at the same time judges are way too happy to send black people to jail for the horrible crime of voting when they thought they could: https://apple.news/AT29bMltITdOSqHPd6C9dYA


---
Rip and Tear!
... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeySlasherVSPS
05/02/23 6:15:02 AM
#12:


She's out there buying supplies for a road trip to NYC so she can molest Daniel Larson infront of DJ Funnybone.

---
Check out new episodes of Project:Piecemeal on Slashergeist Virus Studios on YouTube & FB. Creative writer of SVS.
... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07
05/02/23 6:22:43 AM
#13:


Dude raped his own mother who can barely move and the judge let them out with little to no restrictions?!

---
A worthless existence
... Copied to Clipboard!
DOOM-64
05/02/23 6:29:27 AM
#14:


tremain07 posted...
Dude raped his own mother who can barely move and the judge let them out with little to no restrictions?!

our legal system needs to be reworked from the ground up.

certain minimums and maximums for every offense, all within reason. In other words, what Chris Chan did should have a minimum no Maga judge could circumvent, and at the same time, people who have done really minor things such as jaywalking or accidentally forgetting to pay for a Pepsi can cant get 50 years.

judges cant be trusted

---
Rip and Tear!
... Copied to Clipboard!
kawalimus
05/02/23 6:41:31 AM
#15:


Probably went light because obvious mental disabilities and because of all the mind games people have played with this person for over a decade. She also believes apparently that there is some "dimensional merge" where all the cartoon characters etc are going to come into our world. Absolutely bonkers stuff.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#16
Post #16 was unavailable or deleted.
cousinvini
05/02/23 7:09:29 AM
#17:


GranolaPanic posted...
Are we sure thats Chris Chan? Last time this happened an innocent school teacher was harassed because she happened to look like them.
You can tell it's Chris by the huge Sonichu medallion

---
Come out and live with a community in a beautiful place out in the country
... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin
05/02/23 7:10:07 AM
#18:


That looks like a security camera shot. Pretty gross someone working in that store put it online.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth
05/02/23 7:13:01 AM
#19:


Why does he look like an old woman >_>

---
https://imgur.com/a/6KBlCUI https://imgur.com/a/772IQlc https://imgur.com/ZzXmr8X
... Copied to Clipboard!
#20
Post #20 was unavailable or deleted.
tremain07
05/02/23 7:15:27 AM
#21:


SpiritSephiroth posted...
Why does he look like an old woman >_>
It's a long story

---
A worthless existence
... Copied to Clipboard!
DOOM-64
05/02/23 8:40:35 AM
#22:


Flauros posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/0/AATz36AAEb80.jpg

We are not safe!

how can he even afford groceries and transportation, though?

there are people with PhDs on welfare. Wtf?

---
Rip and Tear!
... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia
05/02/23 8:50:00 AM
#23:


DOOM-64 posted...
how can he even afford groceries and transportation, though?

there are people with PhDs on welfare. Wtf?

chris gets social security
and left in an unmarked black van that seems to belong to a group care facility, which is the best outcome possible tbh
... Copied to Clipboard!
DOOM-64
05/02/23 8:51:19 AM
#24:


ArsGoetia posted...
chris gets social security
and left in an unmarked black van that seems to belong to a group care facility, which is the best outcome possible tbh

I forgot about the tugboat, true

---
Rip and Tear!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros
05/02/23 8:51:53 AM
#25:


DOOM-64 posted...
I forgot about the tugboat, true
I wonder how much his monthly tugboat is?

---
https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4
... Copied to Clipboard!
WrkHrdPlayHrdr
05/02/23 8:57:54 AM
#26:


Please do not take this the wrong way.... it's fucking wild she is out. I would imagine she's a danger to people.

It's also wild that it looks like someone took a photo of some stores security cameras to plaster all around the internet and that's kinda gross too.

---
"No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii
https://i.imgur.com/cSxy3Od.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
DOOM-64
05/02/23 9:13:58 AM
#27:


Flauros posted...
I wonder how much his monthly tugboat is?

if its social security or disability its probably around 1000$ a month I would say?

---
Rip and Tear!
... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia
05/02/23 9:20:42 AM
#28:


WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Please do not take this the wrong way.... it's fucking wild she is out. I would imagine she's a danger to people.


the only person i think you could argue that chris is a danger to is chris's mother
which, judging by the fact that these photos were taken at a walmart nearly 2 hours from her home, and that a group care facility seems to be involved, i think it's pretty safe to say chris isn't allowed near her. pretty sure there was a restraining order filed by the court on behalf of barbara but i dont feel like looking it up.

chris is pretty severely handicapped,
has been incarcerated without bail or trial for what, two years at this point? group home was the right choice by the judge tbqh, and im surprised it took this long
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus
05/02/23 9:20:59 AM
#29:


DOOM-64 posted...
if its social security or disability its probably around 1000$ a month I would say?
Depends on cost of living where they are. Could be as low as $600. If it's disability then you can tack on SSSI for extra money.

---
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia
05/02/23 9:24:42 AM
#30:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Depends on cost of living where they are. Could be as low as $600. If it's disability then you can tack on SSSI for extra money.

from what im seeing, the last known total was $1300/mo and that was over a decade ago
... Copied to Clipboard!
DOOM-64
05/02/23 9:35:01 AM
#31:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Depends on cost of living where they are. Could be as low as $600. If it's disability then you can tack on SSSI for extra money.

our tax money paid for the sonichu medallion

---
Rip and Tear!
... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM
05/02/23 9:35:44 AM
#32:


dunno why but i always feel dirty everytime i read, hear or see something about Chris Chan... lol
... Copied to Clipboard!
Trelve
05/02/23 9:52:53 AM
#33:


*sigh* Somehow Chris-chan returned
... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk
05/02/23 9:53:56 AM
#34:


Oh god he escaped

---
Baskin Robbins always finds out
... Copied to Clipboard!
Humble_Novice
05/03/23 4:20:51 PM
#35:


Some things never change: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Chase#Spotted_at_a_Game_Shop
... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain
05/03/23 4:23:24 PM
#36:


How does anyone know when this pixelated screenshot is even from..?

---
How quaint.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros
05/03/23 4:25:33 PM
#37:


ArsGoetia posted...
from what im seeing, the last known total was $1300/mo and that was over a decade ago
Thats a huge tugboat!

C_Pain posted...
How does anyone know when this pixelated screenshot is even from..?
Chris Chan historians have detailed pics of his visage over the years and can easily pinpoint his age.

---
https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4
... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin
05/03/23 4:54:35 PM
#38:


Flauros posted...
Chris Chan historians have detailed pics of his visage over the years and can easily pinpoint his age.
I believe they prefer the term "Christorians"
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1