Current Events > Is it me or is it so odd that giraffes exist.

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cjsdowg
05/02/23 1:59:21 AM
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Like if I didn't know that they were real. I would not believe someone if they told me about this huge deer like thing with a neck as tall as a building. Unicorns seem like they would exist before Giraffes. Like under the see, there exist all this freaky stuff , bugs eww they come all types. But besides of few here and their mammals are normally not that surprising.

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Flauros
05/02/23 2:02:29 AM
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Humans are pretty special too.

We can turn rocks into bombs that can kill millions of creatures in less than a second.

That counts for something, right?

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Gremlynn
05/02/23 2:03:51 AM
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that's because Giraffes were banished to earth from the demon realm for being too fucking weird.

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MJOLNRVII
05/02/23 2:04:21 AM
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Gremlynn posted...
that's because Giraffes were banished to earth from the demon realm for being too fucking weird.
If you're making an Owl House joke then damn someone beat me to the punch.

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Kim_Seong-a
05/02/23 2:05:22 AM
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Flauros posted...
Humans are pretty special too.

We can turn rocks into bombs that can kill millions of creatures in less than a second.

That counts for something, right?

Humans are the only species that draw pictures of tits on things that arent supposed to have tits. That makes us special.

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Gremlynn
05/02/23 2:05:30 AM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
If you're making an Owl House joke then damn someone beat me to the punch.

it was that or take too long finding a gif from season 3.

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MabusIncarnate
05/02/23 2:06:46 AM
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You ever see them fight? They just whip their heads around like a ball and chain and whale on each other.

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Gremlynn
05/02/23 2:07:39 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
You ever see them fight? They just whip their heads around like a ball and chain and whale on each other.

like.... making whale sounds? that sounds dope af.

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MabusIncarnate
05/02/23 2:10:20 AM
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They tie whales to their necks

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Hambo
05/02/23 2:11:48 AM
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Lol I just went to the zoo yesterday and one of the guys I was there with said something like it was like evolution just gave them whatever parts were left over at the end of the day. They are certainly some funky dudes.

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Notti
05/02/23 2:19:04 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Humans are the only species that draw pictures of tits on things that arent supposed to have tits


Mmmmm. Shark milk.

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Gremlynn
05/02/23 2:20:04 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
They tie whales to their necks
GODDAMN THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKIN COOL!

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Kaiganeer
05/02/23 2:22:22 AM
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never seen a giraffe with a broken neck

ok, here's what i found

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Gobstoppers12
05/02/23 2:24:36 AM
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They're basically just really long meese.

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SiO4
05/02/23 2:30:53 AM
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It doesn't matter, they don't want you here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ-BsZq3RVs

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cjsdowg
05/02/23 2:33:01 AM
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SiO4 posted...
It doesn't matter, they don't want you here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ-BsZq3RVs

Must go faster.

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Bio1590
05/02/23 2:36:04 AM
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I mean they're essentially just deer that evolved to eat foliage from much higher up >_>

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__starsnostars
05/02/23 2:44:45 AM
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There are numerous examples, past and present, of animals that have evolved with long necks so I don't find the existence of giraffes particularly odd.

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cjsdowg
05/02/23 2:54:53 AM
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__starsnostars posted...
There are numerous examples, past and present, of animals that have evolved with long necks so I don't find the existence of giraffes particularly odd.

But they all died out. If the Allosaurus was still around when non of this other kin were here.

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Gobstoppers12
05/02/23 3:00:18 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
But they all died out
???

Giraffes are still around. Also, look at ostriches. Emus. Flamingos. Alpacas. Camels. Long necks aren't that uncommon.

Heck, a snek is basically just one long neck that turns into a tail at the end.


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cjsdowg
05/02/23 3:03:21 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
???

Giraffes are still around. Also, look at ostriches. Emus. Flamingos. Alpacas. Camels. Long necks aren't that uncommon.

Heck, a snek is basically just one long neck that turns into a tail at the end.

We are speaking about degrees here. There is a long neck, then there is a neck as long as building.

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Gobstoppers12
05/02/23 3:05:42 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
then there is a neck as long as building
Giraffe necks are like 6 feet long. Big, but not that big. Meanwhile, in the ocean, blue whales are like 100 feet long and weigh 220 tons.

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cjsdowg
05/02/23 3:07:13 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Giraffe necks are like 6 feet long. Big, but not that big. Meanwhile, in the ocean, blue whales are like 100 feet long and weigh 220 tons.

Like in the opening, the sea is full of a BS that should not exist at all. You know some male fish turn into basically sperm sacks, and attach to female fish.

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Gobstoppers12
05/02/23 3:10:33 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Like in the opening, the sea is full of a BS that should not exist at all. You know some male fish turn into basically sperm sacks, and attach to female fish.
Look, it's really not that complex. Trees got tall to prevent animals from eating their leaves and making them unable to make energy out of sunlight.

So while most animals in African savannahs started eating things other than those exact tree leaves, Giraffes were like "nah bruh I'm just gonna get longer"

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Priere
05/02/23 3:23:12 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Like in the opening, the sea is full of a BS that should not exist at all. You know some male fish turn into basically sperm sacks, and attach to female fish.
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Gobstoppers12
05/02/23 3:25:28 AM
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Priere posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/0/AAFOjXAAEcBg.jpg
God, I wish that wasn't fake. It's so fucking funny.

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Supaitwo
05/02/23 3:44:55 AM
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Hambo posted...
Lol I just went to the zoo yesterday and one of the guys I was there with said something like it was like evolution just gave them whatever parts were left over at the end of the day. They are certainly some funky dudes.

Thats a description of a Platypus.

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Hambo
05/02/23 3:46:52 AM
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Supaitwo posted...
Thats a description of a Platypus.
Platypus was scraped together from all the crumbs under the desk at the end of the month.

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doomcrusader
05/02/23 5:10:31 AM
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I feel like basically every species is unique in its own way, and most are fascinating.

Really goes to show how imaginative our creators are.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/02/23 5:11:55 AM
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God was probably blitzed out of his damn mind when he came up with the giraffe. same for the platypus...
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divot1338
05/02/23 5:29:55 AM
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Giraffes are just dogs with long legs. In fact all of the animal kingdom is just variations of dogs.

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SiO4
05/02/23 12:02:01 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Giraffes are just dogs with long legs. In fact all of the animal kingdom is just variations of dogs.


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Gheb
05/02/23 12:04:43 PM
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I think the surprising thing is that there aren't more super tall herbivores. It's a really strong build.

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shironinja
05/02/23 12:14:45 PM
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Gheb posted...
I think the surprising thing is that there aren't more super tall herbivores. It's a really strong build.

Because humans ate all the other ones that wont kick a human in the head when provoked like giraffes do.

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Bio1590
05/02/23 7:45:51 PM
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Gheb posted...
I think the surprising thing is that there aren't more super tall herbivores. It's a really strong build.

It takes a shitload of food per day to support something of that size.

Also something like that would be useless in areas where trees may only have leaves for half the year or less.

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