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DystopiaMan
05/03/23 4:59:39 PM
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I'm on a diet, eating alot less and it's been since Sunday night since I went o_O

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Iodine
05/03/23 5:00:25 PM
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Use fiber supplements.

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Heartomaton
05/03/23 5:00:45 PM
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About a week.

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Crimsoness
05/03/23 5:01:09 PM
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A could days because I was on a bland diet and didn't get much fiber.

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MICHALECOLE
05/03/23 5:01:47 PM
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Three or four days when I had kidney stones

I was eating laxatives like crazy and it just wouldnt come out

then one day it did
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bigtiggie23
05/03/23 5:08:16 PM
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I didn't poop for the first week and a half I was in Basic Training. Then when I finally did I missed the out of order sticker on the stall door and had to do my best to clean out the bowl before any drill instructors noticed.

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CRON
05/03/23 5:09:31 PM
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Three weeks. It sucked.

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__starsnostars
05/03/23 5:10:48 PM
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I am not sure, maybe a week would be my guess.

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lilORANG
05/03/23 5:11:00 PM
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It was like 9 days, in November of last year. I was convinced I had colon cancer or something. Totally miserable. I was drinking prune juice and taking stool softeners too and it didn't help. When I finally decided to make a doctor appointment is of course when I started pooping again.

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Jiek_Fafn
05/03/23 5:11:11 PM
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When I cut weight, I generally only poop every three days or so and theyre not big. Also, I eat corn but no corn kernels come out. My body fully absorbs as much as it can.

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FF_Redux
05/03/23 5:26:57 PM
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I cant remember when I didnt poop at least twice a day.


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UnfairRepresent
05/03/23 5:27:30 PM
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I haven't pooped since Saturday

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modena
05/03/23 5:28:01 PM
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Almost 2 weeks

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DocileOrangeCup
05/03/23 5:29:57 PM
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Idk like 3 hours

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DKBananaSlamma
05/03/23 5:35:16 PM
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Like 5 days, and when it finally came out, it was a huge fucking log that took 10 minutes of constant pushing to get out. It wont flush so I just quickly moved to another stall and wiped there >_>

No one in my dorm knew I left that turd to be admired

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Mistere_Man
05/03/23 5:35:35 PM
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At least a week or more. Honestly a week is pretty normal for me so I cannot deny I am full of crap most times.

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ArsGoetia
05/03/23 5:36:21 PM
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10 days
i wasnt shitting in the woods like an animal
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MabusIncarnate
05/03/23 5:36:54 PM
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Aw I thought this was going to be about length

I've gone 3-4 days before, even now sometimes it's not abnormal for me to go 3-4 times a week.

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Bass
05/03/23 5:36:57 PM
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3 or 4 days, maybe? Maybe a week at most. Not entirely sure. It was never that bad for me.

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R1masher
05/03/23 5:37:44 PM
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Three hours

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Payzmaykr
05/03/23 5:40:33 PM
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Pretty close to a month when I was recovering from a broken sacrum. There was no possible way I could sit on a toilet seat and I really didnt have anyone to help me out. I was also taking a bunch of painkillers which probably had something to do with it.
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modena
05/03/23 5:45:19 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Aw I thought this was going to be about length


I seriously challenge anyone to this,honor system because mine was before camera phones. Lol

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Mistere_Man
05/03/23 5:45:47 PM
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I have been going more often lately after trying the techniques in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6nPVHtHOdg

I honestly didnt think it would do anything, but within a few minutes I was having stomach pains and had to get to the bathroom. It could have just been a coincidence obviously, but I have been going a bit more often since that time.

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Zikten
05/03/23 5:48:51 PM
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When I was a kid, I remember sometimes only doing it once a week. I had problems. I think it was like that until around 12 or 13
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WilliamPorygon
05/03/23 6:24:01 PM
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idk, like 5 days maybe? I have IBS issues that give me cramps and diarrhea sometimes and often once they clear up I don't go at all for a few days but feel fine anyway

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mustachedmystic
05/03/23 6:29:26 PM
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About 5 days when I was in the hospital for 4 day. Anesthesia constipates me.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/03/23 6:29:50 PM
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Around 35 inches.
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Lost_All_Senses
05/03/23 6:32:01 PM
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Probably like 7 days.

Sometimes I don't balance my pain meds well and willingly go for like 4 days >_>. But since I know what the deal is, I eat certain foods accordingly. Like, I won't eat a chocolate snack every night and Ill eat chicken instead of red meat for those days.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/03/23 7:30:47 PM
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Oh I thought the title said "length".
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bigtiggie23
05/03/23 8:15:57 PM
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The people thinking the topic title was about length apparently missed the word haven't.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/03/23 8:23:18 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
The people thinking the topic title was about length apparently missed the word haven't.
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Ivynn
05/03/23 8:37:09 PM
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About a week. Had a serious bout of constipation a few years ago.

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