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HairyQueen
05/05/23 8:06:43 PM
#1:


The seconds of your post determine who it will be. How fucked/blessed are we? If any of these aren't eligible IRL, they will be in this scenario.

00: Joseph Biden
01: Donald Trump
02: Kamala Harris
03: Ronald DeSantis
04: Ronald McDonald
05: Andrew Tate
06: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
07: Lindsay Graham
08: Gavin Newsom
09: Beto O'Rourke
10: Sarah Palin
11: Michelle Obama
12: Bernie Sanders
13: Mike Pence
14: Jeff Bezos
15: Oprah Winfrey
16: John Stewart
17: Katie Porter
18: Mitch McConnell
19: Ted Cruz
20: Margorie Taylor Greene
21: Matt Gaetz
22: Zoeey Zephyr
23: Elizabeth Warren
24: Rand Paul
25: John Fetterman
26: Raphael Warnock
27: Rick Scott
28: Susan Collins
29: Dianne Feinstein
30: Cory Booker
31: Jon Ossoff
32: Tammy Duckworth
33: Kari Lake
34: Lauren Boebert
35: Chrissy Teigen
36: John Legend
37: Hasan Piker
38: Nick Fuentes
39: Rashida Tlaib
40: Ilhan Omar
41: Dan Crenshaw
42: George Santos
43: Maxwell Frost
44: Justin Jones
45: Vladmir Putin
46: A pile of actual shit
47: Lady Gaga
48: Natalie Wynn
49: Blaire White
50: Kevin Sorbo
51: Lucy Lawless
52: A pitbull
53: Pitbull
54: Snoop Dogg
55: Brie Larson
56: SBAllen
57: Hillary Clinton
58: Madison Cawthorn
59: Madison Cawthorn's ass bush


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K181
05/05/23 8:07:00 PM
#2:


Eh.... okay.

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MarcoRubio
05/05/23 8:07:10 PM
#3:


Me

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Turbam
05/05/23 8:07:14 PM
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:V

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K181
05/05/23 8:07:47 PM
#5:


All Biden does is win.


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Blue_Target
05/05/23 8:07:53 PM
#6:


Let's a go

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HairyQueen
05/05/23 8:08:50 PM
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K181 posted...
Eh.... okay.
First post is already actually correct

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BettyWhite
05/05/23 8:09:09 PM
#8:


And your new American President is......

Beto..

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Bishop_Hastur
05/05/23 8:13:52 PM
#9:


Let's see.
EDIT: It's a pitbull.

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Letsago
05/05/23 8:15:42 PM
#10:


Ok

I got George Santos.

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FigureOfSpeech
05/05/23 8:17:43 PM
#11:


HairyQueen posted...
First post is already actually correct


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Boombam99
05/05/23 8:25:58 PM
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Post
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Robot2600
05/05/23 8:26:35 PM
#13:


:/

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LeCh0nk
05/05/23 8:28:40 PM
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Post

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YellowSUV
05/05/23 8:33:48 PM
#15:


here we go

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KainWind
05/05/23 8:34:46 PM
#16:


oops it's Trump

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Puglia77
05/05/23 8:36:22 PM
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Who

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ellis123
05/05/23 8:37:19 PM
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KainWind posted...
oops it's Trump
Dang, that's an impressive snipe.

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0Renegade
05/05/23 8:42:30 PM
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post

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HairyQueen
05/05/23 8:47:59 PM
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ellis123 posted...
Dang, that's an impressive snipe.
Lmao how did this even happen. Excellent timing or just the universe knowing whats up

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HairyQueen
05/05/23 8:49:06 PM
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Puglia77 posted...
Who
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/5/AAfFpMAAEcuv.jpg

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sabin017
05/05/23 8:49:38 PM
#22:


Well...

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argonautweakend
05/05/23 8:49:53 PM
#23:


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KogaSteelfang
05/05/23 8:51:38 PM
#24:


Dot dot dot
...Nick Fuentes.
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ellis123
05/05/23 8:54:38 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Lmao how did this even happen. Excellent timing or just the universe knowing whats up
They set it up. If you know your latency to the site (and it's not trash...) it isn't hard to snipe.

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AloneIBreak
05/05/23 9:38:09 PM
#26:


Let's do it baby

Edit: BETA

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greenjeans
05/05/23 9:39:30 PM
#27:


Idbdksn

E - who in hell is Cory Booker
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HairyQueen
05/06/23 9:32:58 AM
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greenjeans posted...
Idbdksn

E - who in hell is Cory Booker
Rupaul's cousin

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Error1355
05/06/23 9:35:22 AM
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I'm sure this'll be just fine.

Edit: oh wow it actually did end up being fine :D

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sauceje
05/06/23 9:37:32 AM
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sweats
This Tammy Duckworth person seems cool idk

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CaptainStrong
05/06/23 10:27:12 AM
#32:


witha teetha
Bernie Sanders?! Fuck yeah!
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GeraldDarko
05/06/23 10:27:31 AM
#33:


ok

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Crimsoness
05/06/23 10:37:57 AM
#34:


Okay

Hilary, I'm okay with this

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kingdrake2
05/06/23 10:38:08 AM
#35:


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Cheater87
05/06/23 10:39:25 AM
#36:


Let us see. Heck yah, Jon Fetterman!!!

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Aitz
05/06/23 10:53:51 AM
#37:


Your mom!

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