Current Events > How come every single girl over 28 has a kid?

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Riddle me this.

Because long-term commitment is a thing of the past now.

Where do you live? In socal that certainly isnt the case.

The more sex you have, higher the chances you'll eventually get pregnant?

My sources tell me it's because they gave birth

Not the case where I'm at

Plenty don't.

the answer is likely CEmen.

What's with the low birth rates if every woman has a kid?

CARRRNE_ASADA posted...

The more sex you have, higher the chances you'll eventually get pregnant?

Unless the woman is a lesbian.

A lot of women get baby fever by their early twenties.

Also single women without kids are highly desired, while women with kids are avoided like the plague.

Don't you love when you find profiles on Tinder that read "I have 4 kids"

Immediate swipe left for me dawg.

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Less likely to get pregnant cuz you're not having sex with men???

There are many women on this planet right now who are older than 28 and don't have any kids

BignutzisBack posted...

My sources tell me it's because they gave birth

Big if true.

Because while you weren't partying or having pre-marital sex they were studying the babe

MARlO posted...

Riddle me this.

Lower educated women have children earlier.

https://theconversation.com/how-childbearing-varies-across-us-women-in-3-charts-105015

One pattern shown in the report is that the timing of first births varies by education level. Women with lower levels of education start childbearing earlier than better-educated women, on average. For example, by age 25, two-thirds of high school-educated women had a first birth, but it takes until age 35 before two-thirds of college-educated women have had a birth.

These statistics also indicate that the likelihood of having no children varies substantially by education level. By age 40, nearly all women without a high school degree had a child. The same was true for only three-quarters of women with a college degree.

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Your wife is single?

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so she's not single

Okay, to be fair, I can see how the topic title can be interpreted as a hyperbolic "Every single girl has a kid at X age" similar to "every single thing in this room is blue!" as opposed to using "single" as an adjective to determine the relationship status.

Cuticrusader09 posted...

Lower educated women have children earlier.

I'd reframe this from a historical standpoint to say career women have children later (if they can achieve this at all) as women usually had kids young in the previous centuries. It's because of today's culture's encouragement of choosing a career path over settling for housemaking combined with ease of access to contraception that you see this demographic existing in a larger percentages than say 60 years ago. Higher degrees are needed to access these high performing career paths thus they're correlated.

It ain't easy for ladies to achieve a high status career and a family and a number of them (who are pursuing both) end up at a fork in their journey of life and have to choose between the two. It's a full time job and a huge commitment for either of the options and there are only so many hours in a day. A stark contrast to guys who achieve a solid career, it's a choice if they want to have a family or not.

Tax benefits

They don't...

This topic is stupid. It is now going to be about Bees.

Bees?

They don't, it's just that those are the only ones willing to talk to you.

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Thats fucking great

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Shes not single either, so I mean she never qualified out the gate.

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I mean what other way could he have possibly meant?

Me thinks you were just looking for a gotcha to lecture him over.

BignutzisBack posted...

My sources tell me it's because they gave birth

Can you please share these sources? I call shenanigans.

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How much?

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No, its when he gets her pregnant is when he will dump her and then the cycle begins.

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Because thats a ridiculous exaggeration of what it actually says.

Cuticrusader09 posted...

Lower educated women have children earlier.

Higher educated women are too focused on their education or career to think about having children. While lower educated doesn't have much stopping them from getting pregnant.

MARlO posted...

Shes not single either, so I mean she never qualified out the gate.

He might have not known single in your title meant as in relationship status

It might just be because I never want kids but a lot get pregnant young because a lot of families teach their kids that getting married and providing grandchildren is the goal in life.