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knightoffire55
05/19/23 9:01:50 AM
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https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/indiana_jones_and_the_dial_of_destiny

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Doe
05/19/23 9:03:13 AM
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Even the positive reviews boil down to "I see Harrison Ford on screen and he wear hat"

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masterpug53
05/19/23 9:05:44 AM
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Not having enough action might end up being a point in its favor, considering how Crystal Skull turned out.

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kuwab0
05/19/23 9:10:46 AM
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They should have made it about Indiana and Short Round instead.

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saspa
05/19/23 9:11:19 AM
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I never thought this video would end up being real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs8D6zwQhxs

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TMOG
05/19/23 9:12:31 AM
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Well yeah, no shit

Harrison Ford is older now than Sean Connery was when he played Indy's father in the third movie

They should have just followed through on passing the torch to Shia LaBeouf's character, at least then they wouldn't have to write their action scenes around an 80-year-old lead
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ZevLoveDOOM
05/19/23 9:13:33 AM
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the man is old af by now. the fuck did y'all expect? lol
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ooger
05/19/23 9:15:48 AM
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TMOG posted...


They should have just followed through on passing the torch to Shia LaBeouf's character, at least then they wouldn't have to write their action scenes around an 80-year-old lead

or just end the series.

We don't need endless repackaging of the same old content. Doing so sullied what made the originals interesting.

Letting things die gives space for new stuff.


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Heartomaton
05/19/23 9:16:51 AM
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Your mom doesn't have enough action.

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Jagr_68
05/19/23 9:22:43 AM
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kuwab0 posted...
They should have made it about Indiana and Short Round instead.

No they should've just let the IP rest in its grave.

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Questionmarktarius
05/19/23 10:33:10 AM
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Spin the series off into Short Round films. Ke Huy Quan has the clout to do that now.
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FortuneCookie
05/20/23 10:09:24 PM
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Two and a half hours and little action?

Eww.

Still, I'm holding onto hope that there are no CGI monkeys or Shia LaBeouf. Boredom isn't the worst thing in the world.

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Ratchetrockon
05/20/23 10:15:37 PM
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Northlane
05/23/23 9:48:37 PM
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Worst movie in the franchise apparently

Hopefully this is the final nail in the coffin for Kathleen Kennedy

The people in power (i.e. Disney shareholders) need to not be afraid that she's a woman and just send her packing

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SomeLikeItHoth
05/23/23 9:51:27 PM
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Almost every Indiana Jones movie is terrible so this shouldnt be a shock. Only the third movie is good.

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bfslick50
05/23/23 9:57:23 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
the man is old af by now. the fuck did y'all expect? lol

I assume half the run time is him supervising an archeological dig.

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Thud
05/23/23 10:00:51 PM
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He's like 98. Movie should just be Indy looking for shit he misplaced or that his staff hid for him to find

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bfslick50
05/23/23 10:06:15 PM
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Thud posted...
He's like 98. Movie should just be Indy looking for shit he misplaced or that his staff hid for him to find

Lol, its him wandering the house looking for his keys, running across various items and having flashbacks of first 3 movies cause nostalgia all they know how to do now

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Kradek
05/23/23 10:24:18 PM
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Well Harrison Ford is old. If he was moving like he used to I'd assume it was CGI or a double.

masterpug53 posted...
Not having enough action might end up being a point in its favor, considering how Crystal Skull turned out.

I like to imagine that when they were pitching ideas for the new one, one person pitched the idea for vines, a different person pitched the idea for monkeys, and both of those people got fired immediately because of Crystal Skull.

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