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Kim_Seong-a
05/20/23 9:18:44 PM
#1:


The suitcase is closed, but unlocked. It's placed in a way that it seems like it was meant to be hidden, but a storm blew through and knocked it into the open. There's 20,000 dollars in cash inside.

What do you do? >_>

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Irony
05/20/23 9:19:32 PM
#2:


Take it and get ready to be killed by Javier Bardem

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Billyionaire
05/20/23 9:20:08 PM
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Y'know there's a movie about this, and it doesn't end well for the guy who takes the money

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DarkFists
05/20/23 9:20:29 PM
#4:


Leave it the heck alone.

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Bass
05/20/23 9:21:15 PM
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DarkFists posted...
Leave it the heck alone.


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DementedDurian
05/20/23 9:21:39 PM
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I take it, go to a busy city street, drop it and watch the ensuring chaos when someone picks it up.

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Vegy
05/20/23 9:21:50 PM
#7:


Leave it

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thronedfire2
05/20/23 9:21:54 PM
#8:


take the money leave the case

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k1zzl3_82
05/20/23 9:22:05 PM
#9:


what suitcase
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HA4e
05/20/23 9:22:37 PM
#10:


Take most of the money, but leave a 20 in the case.

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bigtiggie23
05/20/23 9:23:47 PM
#11:


Take a few thousand, then tell the next gullible person I see there is a case full of money back there.

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knightmarexx
05/20/23 9:25:23 PM
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I mean.... $20,000 isn't exactly life-changing.... and since $2 Million can easily fit in a briefcase... then, why aren't you upping the amount?
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Yazarogi
05/20/23 9:25:27 PM
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I take the suitcase to the nearest police department, no one should keep something like that.

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brestugo
05/20/23 9:25:44 PM
#14:


What money?

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pegusus123456
05/20/23 9:26:11 PM
#15:


Take it.

Wait one year before spending any of it.

If someone comes to get it before then, give it with no questions asked.

Probably die anyway

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Sansoldier
05/20/23 9:28:53 PM
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If it looks new, I probably won't take it. $20000 is great, but can be made if enough months go by. More likely that it's someone's belonging/savings.

If it looks weathered and old, I'll probably take it.

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itachi15243
05/20/23 9:29:19 PM
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Gotta check out the money and make sure it's real and non sequential, no obvious crimes going on first. Then consider who's supposed to be picking it up and why.

If it all looks legit I take half or all.

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Turbam
05/20/23 9:30:18 PM
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What type of suitcase is it?

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Ratchetrockon
05/20/23 9:33:00 PM
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I put the money in a backpack and leave the suitcase there.

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Strider102
05/20/23 9:35:25 PM
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I take the money and buy about $500 worth of Starburst and fill the suitcase with that and put it back.

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Lokison
05/20/23 9:37:36 PM
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Look around to see if anyone is around, of I am confident no one can see me, stuff my pockets full of as much of it as I can-I have big pockets so it would be a good amount, then leave the rest, but the case open.

Someone else will find it, take it and hopefully they're the ones that get killed while I have grocerie money for a few months.

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brestugo
05/20/23 9:38:08 PM
#22:


I'm telling you, all I saw was a suitcase.

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Glob
05/20/23 9:40:47 PM
#23:


If it was non-sequential, I would take it.

Nobody would notice anything different about my lifestyle if I had an extra 20 grand so nobody would be any the wiser.
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Heartomaton
05/20/23 9:41:57 PM
#24:


Take money, leave suitcase.

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AgentCoulson
05/20/23 9:55:34 PM
#25:


Take suitcase. Leave money.

What? I already have money. I don't own a suitcase.

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Kitt
05/20/23 9:57:30 PM
#26:


Shove the money in my backpack and leave the suitcase.

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FolkenRawr
05/20/23 10:01:27 PM
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k1zzl3_82 posted...
what suitcase


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