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https://youtu.be/AH4Vx5zz7Go

Brilliant!!!

All the other zeldas put botw zelda to shame

Amazing. Need a translation

radical_rhino posted...

Amazing. Need a translation

Outside of the woos and yees things here's most of it translated.

When link is playing the ocarina it says LITERALLY
Touch a good (I'm not exactly sure what cacchimbo means, but I'll take it to mean fresh song...lit song?) song called Give it to me Zelda Give it to me.
Listen well, hear what happened to me.
Last night I left Kakariko, I lost control
I spent all night drinking
And without meaning to I drank too much
Give it to me Zelda give it to me
Pass me/give me the triforce, because I'm hungry
Bring me a big bottle of Zora [water is implied]
Because the black/dark skinned girls of Gerudo Valley are waiting for me

Chorus
Give it to me Zelda give it to me
Pass me/give me the triforce, because I'm hungry
Bring me a big bottle of Zora [water is implied]
Because the black/dark skinned girls of Gerudo Valley are waiting for me
End chorus

Solo from Navi

Hey listen to me well
This is Ganon talking to you.
The baddest boy of Gerudo Valley
...Cocksucker? (Mother of giant eggs if you wanted to be literal but cocksocker comes up for mamahuevazo, I don't think I've ever heard this as an insult, it's funny to think about it in literal terms though)

There's some issues because this is seemingly a different dialect of spanish or...internet spanish that I don't often experience. This is probably my first instance seeing Que being written as Ke. However the meaning in the song appears to be the same. So if some of it is off, it's because this is some other kind of spanish I've never seen, maybe brazillian or peruvian spanish from what I tried googling about cachimbo. Still don't know wtf that is.

Honestly this is just how all Mexican kids YouTube is lol. The shit I see my niece watch on YouTube cracks me up, it's just a shitload of silly songs with bad cartoon versions of established characters and it's great.

I don't really know what I just watched, but it was awesome.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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