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ssj3vegeta
05/29/23 12:56:37 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/WeFBm9j.jpg

why did you leave your phone unlocked???

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Kombucha
05/29/23 12:59:15 PM
#2:


is she tiny or is the zipper huge?

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Full_Pokedex
05/29/23 1:04:36 PM
#3:


I have plenty of females on my contact list, granted most of them are family, but I have non family on there too.

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assboobsgames
05/29/23 1:06:19 PM
#4:


Don't grab my phone like that.

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Dakimakura
05/29/23 1:12:42 PM
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id be more embarrassed that I am still using that old ass phone

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/29/23 1:17:53 PM
#6:


she saw my megatech homescreen

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X8Azazel8X
05/29/23 1:29:16 PM
#7:


Oh Yeah? Your skipper is down here let me help you with that.

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Doe
05/29/23 1:32:46 PM
#8:


Punch her in the face

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mercurydude
05/29/23 1:36:32 PM
#9:


I would say "Half of those guys are my booty calls. Also, cover your implants and give me back my phone, whoever you are."

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ssj3vegeta
05/31/23 9:02:27 PM
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X8Azazel8X posted...
Oh Yeah? Your skipper is down here let me help you with that.

her what lol

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Turbam
05/31/23 9:03:56 PM
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She clearly ain't too bright if she didn't see "mom" or "grandma"

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ssj3vegeta
06/02/23 9:59:42 PM
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dose don't count and she knows it

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Kloe_Rinz
06/02/23 10:02:09 PM
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looks like im already holding a glass so i pour it on her and take my phone back
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itachi15243
06/02/23 10:05:02 PM
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"Yeah, If I paraded my jumbo yumyums around like that, I'm sure I could have plenty of chiks all over my phone, ugky"

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Notti
06/05/23 4:53:01 AM
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Zip it.

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Dark_Arbron
06/05/23 4:54:40 AM
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Going through someones phone to check if they have any contacts they shouldnt.

The basis for a healthy relationship.

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nocturnal_traveler
06/05/23 4:55:54 AM
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Um, who are you?

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UnfairRepresent
06/05/23 4:58:38 AM
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Wonder what she's smoking since half my contacts are female

then grab my phone back and tell her to fuck off or I'm calling the cops

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Vegy
06/07/23 6:45:31 PM
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Its an innocent act

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ellis123
06/07/23 6:46:30 PM
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"Females"?

She's an incel?

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Bass
06/07/23 6:54:32 PM
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ellis123 posted...
"Females"?

She's an incel?
Exactly what I was thinking. What woman speaks like that?

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VampireCoyote
06/07/23 6:55:36 PM
#22:


Gimme back my phone you booby-drone

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Vegy
06/10/23 7:07:04 AM
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ellis123 posted...
"Females"?

She's an incel?

She is

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Cobra1010
06/10/23 8:18:13 AM
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Outdated model. Vegy you can do better than that.

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ssj3vegeta
06/13/23 12:06:08 AM
#25:


she still smoking hot

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