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Guns_of_Verdun
06/04/23 11:26:03 AM
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Would you?


Was thinking of that part of Odyssey were you stack goombas so the one on top can get with a female Goomba. Which is great if you're the Goomba on top but not so great if you're the ones on the bottom putting the work in.

If your bro was like "Hey man can I stand on your head for a while so I can bang this chick?" would you do it?

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MedeaLysistrata
06/04/23 11:27:19 AM
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Why doesn't the Goomba date a Chain Chomp?

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Wandering__Hero
06/04/23 11:38:09 AM
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They don't produce asexually? But there fungus

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Guns_of_Verdun
06/04/23 3:10:07 PM
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Wandering__Hero posted...
They don't produce asexually? But there fungus
Asking this questions about the Mario universe always ends badly

Remember Bowsette?

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Wandering__Hero
06/04/23 9:43:14 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
Asking this questions about the Mario universe always ends badly

Remember Bowsette?

Now that I recall my Mario lore, people dont get pregnant in the mushroom kingdom, as of Super Mario World 2 its canon the stork brings babies to people

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Guns_of_Verdun
06/06/23 3:47:35 PM
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Wandering__Hero posted...
Now that I recall my Mario lore, people dont get pregnant in the mushroom kingdom, as of Super Mario World 2 its canon the stork brings babies to people
But how was babby formed?

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