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Quartermuncher
06/17/23 3:20:13 AM
#1:


Can they?


Inquiring minds want to know

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Kradek
06/17/23 3:24:52 AM
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Clearly not since you can just leave 2 random Pokmon at a day care in the hopes that they fuck and give you some abomination of nature in the newer gens.

For clarity, yes the day care reproduction has been around for awhile, however mostly that would be like a male and a female version having an offspring of that species, or a male/female with a ditto (which is what I did, I whored that ditto out hard).

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BloodMoon7
06/17/23 3:27:09 AM
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Some yes. Others no. If we go by the Dex, Alakazam could probably consent but Pidove cannot. Also Pidove is literally just a bird, you are under arrest.

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Gamespoht
06/17/23 3:28:04 AM
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There's a trainer who literally married her machamp

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Kradek
06/17/23 3:32:24 AM
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Gamespoht posted...
There's a trainer who literally married her machamp

I wonder if they consider that bestiality or technically not.

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darkmaian23
06/17/23 3:42:45 AM
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Gamespoht posted...
There's a trainer who literally married her machamp
I know that they probably want to keep Pokemon family friendly, but sentient Pokemon x human relationships opens up an entirely new can of worms.

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Karovorak
06/19/23 9:55:01 AM
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Not if you have all the necessary badges for their level.
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Kai_Laguna
06/19/23 10:02:28 AM
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A bunch of them do seem to have near if not superior to human levels of intelligence.
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Irony
06/19/23 10:03:54 AM
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The entire Pokmon universe is beating up Pokemon to forcefully capture them and then use them to beat up other Pokemon

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DepreceV2
06/19/23 10:05:25 AM
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Isnt there lore that Pokmon and humans were relatively similar a long time ago? I thought I heard that somewhere

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EmilyTheCEman
06/19/23 10:06:13 AM
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People who say yes probably have hot takes on the age of consent in America.

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LinkDaLunatic
06/19/23 10:08:04 AM
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Gamespoht posted...
There's a trainer who literally married her machamp
MACHAMP used BODY SLAM
MACHAMP used BODY SLAM
MACHAMP used BODY SLAM

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Fable
06/19/23 10:09:20 AM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
A bunch of them do seem to have near if not superior to human levels of intelligence.

If they're so superior then why are the idiots shoved into balls by 10 year-olds. Boom checkmate Arceists.

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Kimbos_Egg
06/19/23 10:11:33 AM
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Fable posted...
If they're so superior then why are the idiots shoved into balls by 10 year-olds. Boom checkmate Arceists.


because they choose too. its a symbiotic relationship. The humans gain powers, the pokemon get stronger and become complete.

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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/19/23 10:12:54 AM
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Using the Harkness test, absolutely.

Some of them are basically gods and would probably be asking each other if humans could consent. And their answer would probably be "no."

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KeeperOfShadows
06/19/23 10:14:37 AM
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Fable posted...
If they're so superior then why are the idiots shoved into balls by 10 year-olds. Boom checkmate Arceists.
Because the 10 year-old sics their stronger pets on them and beat them into submission.

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Revelation34
06/19/23 10:14:54 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
the pokemon become complete.


LinkDaLunatic posted...

MACHAMP used BODY SLAM
MACHAMP used BODY SLAM
MACHAMP used BODY SLAM

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