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GameGodOfAll
06/22/23 1:51:30 AM
#1:


"I need the biggest seed bell you have. No that's too big."

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DarthSloth5555
06/22/23 1:54:58 AM
#2:


Disco Stu doesnt advertise.

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sabin017
06/22/23 1:56:27 AM
#3:


Grandpa Simpson whistling in and out the door

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leafsRULE
06/22/23 1:57:36 AM
#4:


"Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a package for me."

"Alright Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

"I don't know"

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leafs rule, your favourite team drules
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Airhammy
06/22/23 1:57:39 AM
#5:


"Mr. Silas, this young lady is flashing her privates." *shows picture of woman exposing her ankle during log raft ride*

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__starsnostars
06/22/23 2:05:47 AM
#6:


"This is what a cornfield looks like, honey."

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Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter.
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sfcalimari
06/22/23 2:06:47 AM
#7:


Dental plan!

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gigageek1500
06/22/23 2:07:11 AM
#8:


Dental plan
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces

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"Like you're standing in front of them with your hands behind your back, and then present a small ribbon-wrapped gift to them."
Duskmon on the colon
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Medussa
06/22/23 2:13:51 AM
#9:


"It's an illusion"

*waves fingers through rusted through pan*

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Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now!
Proud "Pride Month" Demon
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PMarth2002
06/22/23 2:54:14 AM
#10:


You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!

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When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free
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Dark_Arbron
06/22/23 2:56:52 AM
#11:


"On the 13th hour, of the 13th day, of the 13th month..."

That line is stuck in my head, and has been for years.

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ChocoboMogALT
06/22/23 2:56:54 AM
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But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?!

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xGhostchantx
06/22/23 2:57:43 AM
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Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away

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kage_53
06/22/23 2:58:02 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/8/AANOkcAAElyK.jpg
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YourBestFrenemy
06/22/23 2:58:38 AM
#15:


Homer in a loincloth clubbing snakes.

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He/Him/His
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Mizznox
06/22/23 3:05:35 AM
#16:


"And that was White Snake!"
"We're not White Snake, dude; we're Poison!"
"I thought we were Quiet Riot?"
"It says here we're Ratt."

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Chrknu
06/22/23 3:06:42 AM
#17:


I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T

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Hell is not a place you go if you're not a Christian,
it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition -Immortal Technique
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
06/22/23 3:32:23 AM
#18:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo


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*pounces* Nyaa!
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MarbyIsBack
06/22/23 3:33:14 AM
#19:


"Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

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The Bagel made me do it.
I am the master of dead memes
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the_final_bahamut
06/22/23 3:53:26 AM
#20:


"I tried the coat hanger again... I don't understand why we only try ideas once."

"I'm going to cherish and care for this dog, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Mwahaha! *kiss* hahahaha!"

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"The US military is not an effective proxy for humanity" ~ Folding Ideas
Faciendere id pro RAVz
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GameGodOfAll
06/22/23 5:09:02 AM
#21:


"Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?"

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Giacomo_Hawkins
06/22/23 6:27:52 AM
#22:


"Im a white male aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

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Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
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bigtiggie23
06/22/23 6:45:14 AM
#23:


"No way Bart. If I change seats it leaves me open to wedgies, wet willies, and the dreaded rear admiral."

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Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen.
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ViewtifulJoe
06/22/23 6:46:49 AM
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"Whaddya mean you lost him!? He might have fallen into one of these machines! Oh my god, that's his lucky red hat. He's a box! My boy's a box! Damn you! A box!!"

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Still waiting on that third threat
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boomgetchopped3
06/22/23 6:47:30 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGW5fbbATN4&pp=ygUYVGhlIHNpbXBzb25zIGh1YmJhIGh1YmJh
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Nok_Su_Kow
06/22/23 6:51:47 AM
#26:


"We have mountain dew or the crab juice"
"Ugh! I'll take the crab juice!"
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sfcalimari
06/23/23 4:54:41 AM
#27:


Lord Palmerston

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