Poll of the Day > hair is just poop

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we eat food

it turns to energy

the energy turns into waste

the body poops some byproducts out through your one long body tube

hair uses energy to grow

hairs main purpose is to direct other more wet waste away from our skin, making hair itself also disposable and replaced

q.e.d: hair is poop

Hair is made from keratin.

Hooves are made from keratin.

Therefore hair is hooves.

that implies that hair is also glue, and also that glue is poop as well.

interesting.

If you combine straw and animal dung, pack it down firmly, and let it dry, it becomes as hard as brick.

Therefore, poo is glue.

incorrect and weird take

pigs are rubies

Icoyar topic

If hair is poop, and hair can be beautiful and smell good, then poop is beautiful and smells good.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic

some poop smells bad, some poop doesn't smell at all

so it makes sense that there would be some poop that smells good, however,

hair, itself, has no smell, so it falls firmly in the "some poop doesn't smell" category.

ConfusedTorchic posted...

hair, itself, has no smell, so it falls firmly in the "some poop doesn't smell" category.

Maybe it's the shampoo or the body odor on the scalp, either way hair can smell good. Why not add some shampoo to your poop?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/6/AAeEKDAAEnfM.jpg

you can if you want

Blightzkrieg posted...

Icoyar topic

Hair or pee

ConfusedTorchic posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/6/AAeEKDAAEnfM.jpg

you can if you want

That's a gross misspelling of potpourri.

thanks