Current Events > i dont understand how people dont jerk off first thing in the morning

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accord
07/01/23 3:24:41 AM
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im hard af for no reason every morning
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BurmesePenguin
07/01/23 3:25:12 AM
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Your penis bone will break in two if you do.

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Aloc
07/01/23 3:25:35 AM
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Its what I always did in high school

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Poorly
07/01/23 3:28:01 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Your penis bone will break in two if you do.
My dick is made of steel

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Solution_45
07/01/23 3:32:33 AM
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sometimes you have to get adjusted to being awake and rehydrate yourself before shaking hands with the milkman
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ablegator
07/01/23 3:33:09 AM
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When you touch yourself the saints cry.

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MabusIncarnate
07/01/23 3:49:23 AM
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That means you had a good night sleep if you are waking up with morning wood.

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VampireCoyote
07/01/23 3:53:35 AM
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Doubt Ill ever be able to get away with a skirt in public too many boners not my fault that boners happen

im not like other girls

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tripleh213
07/01/23 3:56:08 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
That means you had a good night sleep if you are waking up with morning wood.


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FF_Redux
07/03/23 9:17:12 AM
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Woke up from an intensive hot sex dream last night but I was surprised I didnt have a boner.

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Billyionaire
07/04/23 11:52:46 AM
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Boners are so gross. That's why I'm nevernude

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