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Unsuprised_Pika
07/03/23 3:03:24 PM
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Anyone ported doom to a smart dildo yet?

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EthanSilver
07/03/23 3:04:52 PM
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Too distracting, even more so because I'm a guy and not gay.
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Nemu
07/03/23 3:05:55 PM
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I'm now imagining a dildo that vibrates in rhythm with the Doom theme song.
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TheSavageDragon
07/03/23 3:06:02 PM
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That would be a funny marketing move. Release a Doom themed dildo called the BFD with Doom installed
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/03/23 3:07:29 PM
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EthanSilver posted...
Too distracting, even more so because I'm a guy and not gay.

Nothing gay about enjoying all the parts of your own body.

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Jiek_Fafn
07/03/23 3:08:35 PM
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Dear porn scientists,
Please create an AI that auto syncs dildo/fleshlight actions with what's happening on screen

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Carljank
07/03/23 3:09:16 PM
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Do a kegal to shoot.

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EthanSilver
07/03/23 3:10:36 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Nothing gay about enjoying all the parts of your own body.
TBF, I didn't read that as the word that has an "L" in it, but the on that starts with a "P."

Word is censored for me, *s

Plus, just joking anyway.
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masterpug53
07/03/23 3:27:13 PM
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Also includes an anal attachment called the Cacademon.

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The_Popo
07/03/23 3:29:10 PM
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Instead of Ultra Violence and Nightmare difficulties, theyd just need to rename them as Hard and Rock Hard

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MabusIncarnate
07/03/23 3:30:55 PM
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The_Popo posted...
Instead of Ultra Violence and Nightmare difficulties, theyd just need to rename them as Hard and Rock Hard
Hurt me daddy

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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/03/23 3:36:10 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Hurt me daddy

lol.
I'm too young to vibe.

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