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WingsOfGood
07/03/23 4:17:07 PM
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Depressed 40 year old divorced dad.

Movie starts.
Dad turns on the 40 year old virgin.
"Hahaha he never had sex or kids with multiple women like me! WHAT A LOSER!!"
Dad then begins to weep loudly and cry and moan. He calls one of his kids. They don't answer.

Movie plot. Dad is super lonely and wants a 19 year old girlfriend. Lies about his age on tinder and constantly flirts with all the women he finds.

He shows up to his daughters unannounced and hits on all her friends who are all 18-19. She gets mad kicks him out.

Dad drives by comic con and mocks all the loser nerds. Hahahha. They like in that movie 40 year old version.
Then his sees hot cosplayer young lady.
He spends so much money to get in con to hit on her and security has to beat him up.

At a bar he tells this random guy about all the women he sexed in his life.
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WingsOfGood
07/03/23 4:25:13 PM
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Hollywood would never make this of course.
Producers wouldn't want a film mocking themselves.
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Euripides
07/03/23 4:28:17 PM
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If you want an Apatow movie about being a depressed 40 year old, watch "This is 40"

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Tyranthraxus
07/03/23 4:33:47 PM
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40 year old CEman

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Trumpo
07/03/23 4:42:41 PM
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50 year old virgin

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