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IfGodCouldDie
07/08/23 10:50:05 AM
#51:


Vyrulisse posted...
It's kinda funny seeing people shocked that something like this is in DnD.
This is small time compared to other forms of degeneracy in DnD as a whole.
Yea, I've been in game where much more fucked up shit has happened.

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Dakimakura
07/08/23 10:51:02 AM
#52:


blackrider76 posted...
And people look down on degeneracy in JP games.

Just the morality police on social media.

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HannibalBarca3
07/08/23 11:21:22 AM
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Reminder that people in the past were so terrified of bears that they believe using their name would summon them so they avoided using the word.

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boxoto
07/08/23 11:25:00 AM
#54:


blackrider76 posted...
And people look down on degeneracy in JP games.
most of that degeneracy is "1000 year old dragons" that look like 9 year olds

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Ivynn
07/08/23 11:39:02 AM
#55:


HannibalBarca3 posted...
Reminder that people in the past were so terrified of bears that they believe using their name would summon them so they avoided using the word.

Yeah, I remember hearing this. Because of that, we don't know what bears were originally called because nobody would use their name out of fear!

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Dakimakura
07/08/23 11:40:02 AM
#56:


Ivynn posted...
Yeah, I remember hearing this. Because of that, we don't know what bears were originally called because nobody would use their name out of fear!

So, what you are saying is that what the previous person said is irrelevant because we aren't calling bears by their actual name to summon them.

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blackrider76
07/08/23 12:35:39 PM
#57:


boxoto posted...
most of that degeneracy is "1000 year old dragons" that look like 9 year olds

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/3/AAIG1JAAEo9r.jpg

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FortuneCookie
07/08/23 2:31:12 PM
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lol
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divot1338
07/08/23 2:32:34 PM
#59:


Im assuming that like in all things, you dont fuck the bear as much as the bear fucks you.

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Notti
07/08/23 2:47:37 PM
#60:


FortuneCookie posted...
Can I have this bear instead?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/5/AAdlC_AAEo3x.jpg


https://youtube.com/shorts/KLOPoo9gKQM?feature=share

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pinky0926
07/08/23 2:52:49 PM
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D:OS2 players be like "ah not surprised"

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Tyranthraxus
07/08/23 3:01:16 PM
#62:


boxoto posted...
most of that degeneracy is "1000 year old dragons" that look like 9 year olds
D&D also has horny 1000 year old dragons they just look like adults

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Lokison
07/08/23 3:03:50 PM
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*unzips*

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HairyQueen
07/08/23 3:29:29 PM
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There are some fragile pearl clutchers complaining about this on the steam forums and saying they've refunded the game lol.

I'm beyond hyped for BG3.

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divot1338
07/08/23 3:31:19 PM
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Was it a male or female druid?

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DarkFists
07/08/23 3:34:06 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Was it a male or female druid?
I'm gonna say...Yes.

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HairyQueen
07/08/23 3:38:31 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/4/AAfFpMAAEo_u.jpg

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HeroFlyChao
07/08/23 4:05:24 PM
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Thats why theyre called the bear necessities

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ellis123
07/08/23 4:18:35 PM
#69:


Tyranthraxus posted...
D&D also has horny 1000 year old dragons they just look like adults
Hence why weebs are complaining about the degeneracy.

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xlr_big-coop
07/08/23 4:37:37 PM
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The bear isn't the bottom >_>


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blackrider76
07/08/23 4:40:45 PM
#71:


ellis123 posted...
Hence why weebs are complaining about the degeneracy.

Either both degeneracies are bad or neither are.

Not a difficult concept for anyone who isnt huffing Kotakus farts.

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xlr_big-coop
07/08/23 4:43:42 PM
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k1zzl3_82 posted...
There was a game set in space I believe where you could have sex with every one of your friends. One was a robot and I think there was one other weird option. I cannot remember the name of the game, if anyone does please help
Saints row 4? The thing made r2d2 noises and was "fully equipped for pleasure"

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Avirosb
07/13/23 6:59:29 AM
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Why make an entire game around it though?

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Zikten
07/14/23 8:08:41 PM
#77:


Avirosb posted...
Why make an entire game around it though?
Its not. This sex scene is a single moment that makes up a tiny speck of the full game. And you don't even have to do it.
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thronedfire2
07/14/23 8:12:23 PM
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lmao

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HannibalBarca3
07/14/23 8:21:51 PM
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O tempora O mores

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DrizztLink
07/14/23 8:35:01 PM
#80:


Zikten posted...
Its not. This sex scene is a single moment that makes up a tiny speck of the full game. And you don't even have to do it.
Larian got the rights to Baldur's Gate and spent like seven years making this game because they needed an excuse for bearfucking.

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Kim_Seong-a
07/14/23 8:35:33 PM
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This is my favorite Harkness test infografic >_>

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/2/AAe6eNAAEqMG.jpg

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