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Cheater87
07/07/23 8:43:10 PM
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What do you do?

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DarthDemented
07/07/23 8:45:05 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
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Become cat nic cage?

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Philip027
07/07/23 8:45:16 PM
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Dopeslap myself, because I always do a preemptive wipe on a public toilet seat to prevent precisely this from happening.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/07/23 8:45:59 PM
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Philip027 posted...
Dopeslap myself, because I always do a preemptive wipe on a public toilet seat to prevent precisely this from happening.


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Tyranthraxus
07/07/23 8:46:43 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
What do you do?
Notify my next of kin

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EthanSilver
07/07/23 8:46:52 PM
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Eww, you gotta check that shit bro... come on.

Where's that "Stewie you failed!" meme when you need it.
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Trumpo
07/07/23 8:47:29 PM
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Scream like Homer Simpson

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rideshort
07/07/23 8:50:39 PM
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Don't ever check the toilet seat? Then you deserve that shit.

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Ludwig_Von_2
07/07/23 8:51:45 PM
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I check the seat first so this never happens. I mean seriously, what sort of lazy ass doesn't check before sitting? If that's the case you deserve the wet seat I suppose.

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flussence
07/07/23 8:52:26 PM
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Leave the door open and wait for the next person to come along so i can warn them

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thronedfire2
07/07/23 8:52:29 PM
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there is absolutely no way I sat on a public toilet seat without first assessing its status

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MrResetti
07/07/23 8:52:52 PM
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Sigh heavily
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PMarth2002
07/07/23 8:55:16 PM
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Philip027 posted...
Dopeslap myself, because I always do a preemptive wipe on a public toilet seat to prevent precisely this from happening.


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