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Worked with a guy who was 32 and would hit on high school girls. When called out he said �as long as they�re older than 12�

he also text a co worker randomly to say that if he wasn�t already trying to score with another co worker that he would dating her

I don't think I've ever worked with anyone that bad, but I've worked with guys that hardcore creep on the waitresses. And I worked with a guy that was overly friendly with every slightly cute girl, that was secretly looking for a threesome candidate

This didn't happen to me but a co-worker once worked with a guy who was a toilet stander.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/0/AAcJoVAAEfUc.jpg

There were creepy things like hygiene issues, personal space issues, staring at breasts, misogyny, etc. But apparently the toilet standing was what got him in trouble. Someone reported it to HR.

The company switched to the U-shaped seats, which apparently discourage (if not prevent) standing.

Day 1, the guy broke the seat, fell into the bowl and threatened to kill everyone and their family.

Fired on the spot & security detained him until police could escort him from the property.

Fyi if you can't spot the creepiest person you work with.....

It's you.

brestugo posted...

This didn't happen to me but a co-worker once worked with a guy who was a toilet stander.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/0/AAcJoVAAEfUc.jpg

There were creepy things like hygiene issues, personal space issues, staring at breasts, misogyny, etc. But apparently the toilet standing was what got him in trouble. Someone reported it to HR.

The company switched to the U-shaped seats, which apparently discourage (if not prevent) standing.

Day 1, the guy broke the seat, fell into the bowl and threatened to kill everyone and their family.

Fired on the spot & security detained him until police could escort him from the property.

Squatting is the superior poop method.

Worked with an awkward guy at a cinema once, it was a situation where I had nothing against him but I just fucking couldn't start a conversation with him yknow. One day we get orders to weed this garden bed along the side of an alley, and he says "hey do you watch any anime"

This was a huge boon because while I had stopped watching it a short while ago, I was still very much into anime. I really liked slice of life shows like Kimi ni Todoke, K-ON and Golden Time, and I had watched the entire run of InuYasha. So this was like a huge in - I said "hell yeah what do you watch"

And he proceeded to describe a show that made my soul die a little inside. It was the most generic, shitty sounding show I had ever heard, I think I could feel my hopes and dreams die and my eyes glaze over as he described it. It was about this magic war where the lead character is an asshole, and he had this magic power where he could stop time and do whatever he wanted for a set amount of time. He was talking about like magic powers having a time limit as this revolutionary concept that added Weight and Stakes and Gravitas to it, and how the main guy wasn't a Mary Sue because he was an asshole, and he described this soul-crushingly boring scene where the guy's magic war unit describe each other in relation to a deck of cards (like Frank is the king because blah blah blah, Jake is the Jack because blah blah blah etc.) and how awesome it was because it showed how well the main character had a grip on everything and shit.

Anyway one lunchtime he said that he thought feminism was a sexist concept in front of our two bosses who were both women. I legit just walked out because I didn't want to be a part of that fucking mess lmao. Fuck that guy.

pnut027 posted...

Squatting is the superior poop method.

I've never tried standing on a seat, because I think I'd bust my ass into a million pieces when I fell off.

Boss was off for a week so this guy who's meant to be confined to the back garage started hanging around the office and shop floor. Telling people what needs done, being REALLY weird around the schoolgirl volunteers, to the point several of them complained. I put in a complaint because he loudly talked about "telling N-words and (slur for Pakistani people) to go home" in the office, within earshot of the shop floor.

He's still there though, but on a much shorter leash. He also only comes in on days the boss is off.

A guy that would literally rub his stomach when checking out girls. Its so bad that its kind of funny but like scary that hes serious...

brestugo posted...

This didn't happen to me but a co-worker once worked with a guy who was a toilet stander.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/0/AAcJoVAAEfUc.jpg

There were creepy things like hygiene issues, personal space issues, staring at breasts, misogyny, etc. But apparently the toilet standing was what got him in trouble. Someone reported it to HR.

The company switched to the U-shaped seats, which apparently discourage (if not prevent) standing.

Day 1, the guy broke the seat, fell into the bowl and threatened to kill everyone and their family.

Fired on the spot & security detained him until police could escort him from the property.

Why were people looking inside the stall?

MrMallard posted...

Worked with an awkward guy at a cinema once, it was a situation where I had nothing against him but I just fucking couldn't start a conversation with him yknow. One day we get orders to weed this garden bed along the side of an alley, and he says "hey do you watch any anime"

This was a huge boon because while I had stopped watching it a short while ago, I was still very much into anime. I really liked slice of life shows like Kimi ni Todoke, K-ON and Golden Time, and I had watched the entire run of InuYasha. So this was like a huge in - I said "hell yeah what do you watch"

And he proceeded to describe a show that made my soul die a little inside. It was the most generic, shitty sounding show I had ever heard, I think I could feel my hopes and dreams die and my eyes glaze over as he described it. It was about this magic war where the lead character is an asshole, and he had this magic power where he could stop time and do whatever he wanted for a set amount of time. He was talking about like magic powers having a time limit as this revolutionary concept that added Weight and Stakes and Gravitas to it, and how the main guy wasn't a Mary Sue because he was an asshole, and he described this soul-crushingly boring scene where the guy's magic war unit describe each other in relation to a deck of cards (like Frank is the king because blah blah blah, Jake is the Jack because blah blah blah etc.) and how awesome it was because it showed how well the main character had a grip on everything and shit.

Anyway one lunchtime he said that he thought feminism was a sexist concept in front of our two bosses who were both women. I legit just walked out because I didn't want to be a part of that fucking mess lmao. Fuck that guy.

Is that Black Clover?

Revelation34 posted...

Why were people looking inside the stall?

I wondered that too. The story was that people heard unusually loud splashing, but could not see any feet. Apparently, no one figured all of what was going on in there. My boy thinks it may even have been something religious.

Revelation34 posted...

Is that Black Clover?

It very well could be.

Lairen posted...

A guy that would literally rub his stomach when checking out girls. Its so bad that its kind of funny but like scary that hes serious...

reminds me of that scene from DodgeBall when Justin Long is washing that one dudes car tires at the car wash they were having

thats right boy, get up in there all nice and deep like

A previous boss of mine (this guy in his 50s) watched a lot of porn at work and was a bit creepy with the female employees.

My current coworker. He's my manager. He's a couple of years older than me, and we went to high school together. I don't recall ever interacting with him because he was weird and ran in a different social circle than I did. But he acts as if we've been friends since then. I didn't even know his name until I started working here and I thought "oh, it's that guy."

You know the type of person that weasels their way into a group, buddies up with leader, then proceeded to boss everyone around because they're friends with the leader. Yeah,that's the kind of guy he is. Just all around slimy, and controlling. Will do anything to get near a powerful person so they can try and push others around with the other person's authority.

Anyway, he's extremely pervy too. I've never been comfortable with people who talk like he does about women(or anyone really). He's really obese, and kind of ugly, has bad hygiene and such. Which all on it's own isn't that bad... Until he sees a young or attractive woman. Then he acts so stupid, describes what he thinks of her and what he wants to do to her. It's disgusting, makes my skin crawl. And no, I'm not just feeling that way just because he's gross physically, I had the same feelings when my more attractive male coworkers made comments like that.

It really feels like he's projecting what he thinks people expect a man to think. Like yes just saying those things so I'll realize he's a man with normal manly interests or something. Honestly, the degree to which he does it makes me think otherwise. Very much feels like overcompensation to hide something else. But he's married to my other coworker who is an even worse person than he is... So I just try to avoid them as much as I can.

There was a guy (I think he was 19) who would flirt with underage workers. He claimed that they were 17, so it didnt matter, but it was creepy and made people uncomfortable. Eventually, he was fired for selling drugs at work and a few months after that, he got arrested for non-fatally shooting someone in a drug deal. He would also get really aggressive with the high school students if they walked behind him (prison thing).

What kind of drugs

I had a co-worker randomly offer to perform oral sex on me in the middle of a shift. They were very insistent.

Irony posted...

What kind of drugs

Not sure, but I dont think it was weed because there are dispensaries here. Maybe some sort of pills or something. The guy was a hard read on that front

A guy I worked with (who was in his late-40s or early 50s at the time) was arrested for having a sexual relationship with a girl scout.

Worst part (for me) was that I had ridden in the car he was doing it in numerous times.

brestugo posted...

Day 1, the guy broke the seat, fell into the bowl and threatened to kill everyone and their family.

Fired on the spot & security detained him until police could escort him from the property.

This is to be expected of the kind of monster who stands on a toilet seat.

darkmaian23 posted...

This is to be expected of the kind of monster who stands on a toilet seat.

Lmao, right?

I worked with the guy who told me that story for 5 years, and he was no way a bullshitter. Kind of a close to the vest type. He was so spooked by the "standing guy", he quit and moved. The standing guy also apparently said shit like "The day of reckoning will soon come" a lot prior to that.

AFAIK, he's still on the streets.

A guy I worked with was weirdly abusive to his girlfriend, talked about how he wanted to fuck the female manager, tried to shirk as much as possible, talked about how he liked to "stare at asses all day" and it didn't make a difference to him if it was a local highschooler or not, and was an obnoxious liar.

Payzmaykr posted...

There was a guy (I think he was 19) who would flirt with underage workers. He claimed that they were 17, so it didnt matter, but it was creepy and made people uncomfortable. Eventually, he was fired for selling drugs at work and a few months after that, he got arrested for non-fatally shooting someone in a drug deal. He would also get really aggressive with the high school students if they walked behind him (prison thing).

As a officer in a prison I understand the walking behind me thing. It bugs me too. I don't get aggressive though. I speed up or stop and let them get past me.

Some MAGA weirdo who would make inappropriate comments about teenage girls and also gave off mass shooter vibes.

I used to work for this very old man who would only hire underage HS girls as employees. He was also incredibly sexist, mistreating and berating employees was like his hobby

Shadow_Don posted...

Some MAGA weirdo who would make inappropriate comments about teenage girls and also gave off mass shooter vibes.

I've worked with 2 openly MAGA guys. One was a self-described "gun nut". The other guy was heavy into conspiracy theories years before QAnon.

I thought of them as "odd" but at least one woman there thought they were creepy.

go ask my coworkers.

I thought my colleagues were all fairly normal, but when we went on telework for Covid one coworker was constantly asking whether people were wearing pants on Teams calls.

I'm not sure if the thought it was funny, but I was glad he retired before we returned to the office.

She wasn't creepy per se but she was a struggling single mother meth head who offered to suck me off for $25.

I said no

fairly nice otherwise. Wore these really cool airpump Nike looking shoes. Never seen another pair like them.

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...

but when we went on telework for Covid one coworker was constantly asking whether people were wearing pants on Teams calls.

obligatory Folgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKgw7YkuCLw

I worked with this weirdo. He would demand people give him a ride home from work, even though the motel he lived at was literally a five minute walk from where we work with one building in between, and that one building is the sheriff's office. One time when he had to walk he offered me $5 to ride my bike along with him to see him home, even though I live in the opposite direction. I was never going to do it, but I did offer to do it for $100.

After we reopened from the COVID shutdown he immediately quit the first week back and thought they would continue to pay him for sitting home like during the shutdown.

Questionmarktarius posted...

obligatory Folgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKgw7YkuCLw

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