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MI4_REAL 08/04/23 7:39:01 AM #1: |
Funniest response wins nothing.
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Jagr_68 08/04/23 7:50:50 AM #3: |
Cuz I'm da boss.
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Jiek_Fafn 08/04/23 7:52:13 AM #4: |
"No"
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FlyEaglesFly24 08/04/23 8:10:20 AM #6: |
I could, but its G14 classified.
I mean, I could tell you, but then Id have to kill you. Neither one of us wants that. --- My resolution - the next time the Eagles are in the Superbowl, I'm going! February 10th, 2023 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 08/04/23 8:13:01 AM #7: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]
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KookyCouture 08/04/23 8:18:39 AM #8: |
"I was in prison for murdering the last person that asked me that"
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Ricemills 08/04/23 8:19:43 AM #9: |
I signed NDA for it, sorry
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Were_Wyrm 08/04/23 8:20:59 AM #10: |
I believe they're calling it "the blip".
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boomgetchopped3 08/04/23 8:21:44 AM #11: |
I wanted to grow a long beard but I didnt want anyone to see the in between stages ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 08/04/23 8:23:35 AM #12: |
Yes.
I believe it's called spacing. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchNemo 08/04/23 8:25:30 AM #13: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
"No" I always wondered what kind of response that'd get. Just a deadpan "No" while you wait for the subject to change. --- Down with the Signess. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArtiRock 08/04/23 8:29:31 AM #14: |
It's always a stupid question anyway. It's like when COVID happened and a ton of jobs were terminated and you had people asking that.
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VeggetaX 08/04/23 8:29:57 AM #15: |
I was going back to school
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warlock7735 08/04/23 8:41:01 AM #16: |
Yeah, I spent those two years fucking your wife.
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UnsteadyOwl 08/04/23 8:43:14 AM #17: |
I needed a job and I figured there are worse things than working at the clothing store at the mall even though hardly anyone goes there anymore.
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Solid_Sonic 08/04/23 8:45:30 AM #18: |
Secret project. Can't discuss it with civilians.
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SpiritSephiroth 08/04/23 8:45:57 AM #19: |
Thanos victim
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DeathVelvien 08/04/23 8:48:24 AM #20: |
F2P gacha addiction
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Mearcstapa 08/04/23 8:48:54 AM #21: |
Why should that even matter to an employer.
It's none of their fucking business. --- after years of waiting nothing came ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Takuya_Lee 08/04/23 8:49:53 AM #22: |
SpiritSephiroth posted...
Thanos victim "Yeah. Been there " --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MI4_REAL 08/04/23 8:53:33 AM #23: |
ArtiRock posted...
It's always a stupid question anyway. It's like when COVID happened and a ton of jobs were terminated and you had people asking that.Thank fuck I wasn't there to see that! --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MI4_REAL 08/04/23 8:54:36 AM #24: |
...THAT's MY ASS!
(No caps allowed) --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DnDer 08/04/23 9:00:48 AM #26: |
"Old Navy wouldn't hire me."
--- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BunkerBoy 08/04/23 9:01:46 AM #27: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] TC isn't Sunhawk... Is he? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArsGoetia 08/04/23 9:05:01 AM #28: |
umm its like where all the boring suburban moms do all their clothes shopping. wasnt that bad a job but i only took it bc i was like 16 and trying to get with this chick that worked at the sbarros in the food court. how tf do you even pronounce sbarros? idk anyways i had to quit after they banned me from the mall for trying to skateboard down the escalator ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MI4_REAL 08/04/23 9:15:16 AM #29: |
BunkerBoy posted...
TC isn't Sunhawk... Is he? No. --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 08/04/23 9:16:17 AM #30: |
I took a few years off to test the most effective way for me to masturbate
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littlebro07 08/04/23 9:28:35 AM #31: |
"Won the powerball and retired early. Spent it all on hookers and cocaine, so here I am."
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ZevLoveDOOM 08/04/23 9:31:11 AM #32: |
"I was banging your wife." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu 08/04/23 9:38:00 AM #33: |
It was vaguely covered at a congress meeting the other week.
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KaZooo 08/04/23 9:40:10 AM #34: |
"You notice how everyone in this room is breathing? You're welcome."
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a-c-a-b 08/04/23 9:41:03 AM #35: |
I took some time off to find myself
or Panthera posted... I took a few years off to test the most effective way for me to masturbate --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pikachupwnage 08/04/23 9:41:45 AM #36: |
Asking that should be a felony honestly.
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WingsOfGood 08/04/23 9:47:44 AM #37: |
" Was riding with alien pals on a UFO with the song come sail away playing." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aressar 08/04/23 10:31:42 AM #38: |
One day I was out catching butterflies, and then I saw such a pretty one that I lost all track of time.
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MI4_REAL 08/04/23 3:35:29 PM #39: |
Aressar posted...
One day I was out catching butterflies, and then I saw such a pretty one that I lost all track of time.Lies. Butterflies do not exist anymore. Neocontonids did them in. --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwayM 08/04/23 3:37:32 PM #40: |
Were_Wyrm posted...
I believe they're calling it "the blip". This is great. --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gamerofNS 08/04/23 3:38:52 PM #41: |
No. Temporal Prime Directive. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MI4_REAL 08/04/23 3:42:25 PM #42: |
KaZooo posted...
"You notice how everyone in this room is breathing? You're welcome." This one is the best I've heard so far. --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Atralis 08/04/23 3:46:20 PM #43: |
Rip Van Winkle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 08/04/23 3:47:42 PM #44: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/1/AAcZIZAAEuYD.jpg
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Vampire_Chicken 08/04/23 3:55:47 PM #45: |
"It's because there are some dates I've haven't accounted for."
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Aressar 08/04/23 5:26:02 PM #46: |
I was hibernating for religious reasons.
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Pikachuchupika 08/04/23 5:30:27 PM #47: |
I was one of the people in the blip. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DementedDurian 08/04/23 5:31:42 PM #48: |
"What employment history? All I did last year was save a princess, save another princess, stopped a rogue penguin, hunt aliens as a bounty hunter and repair my spaceship."
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Irony 08/04/23 5:33:16 PM #49: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/9/AAJHVqAAEuYp.jpg
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ClayGuida 08/04/23 5:34:14 PM #50: |
Just don't have a gap. Claim you worked for Toys R Us, Twitter, Circuit City, or anywhere else that is either bankrupt or has no actual PR department for an employer to call.
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