Current Events > Miles are now called Murica Kilometers.

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Trumble
08/07/23 6:10:58 PM
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Deal with it.

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Heartomaton
08/07/23 6:11:42 PM
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Not Murikilometers?

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Damn_Underscore
08/07/23 6:12:05 PM
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British people mad

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GranAures
08/07/23 6:12:46 PM
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Eh, worst case of rename. Murica Kilometers Prower doesn't ring like Miles Prower.

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thekosmicfool
08/07/23 6:13:44 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Not Murikilometers?


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s0nicfan
08/07/23 6:14:19 PM
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That's fine as long as we can call Celsius baby's first Kelvin.

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Trumble
08/07/23 6:16:15 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
That's fine as long as we can call Celsius baby's first Kelvin.
No. Celcius is now Alt-Kelvin.

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s0nicfan
08/07/23 6:16:32 PM
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Trumble posted...
No. Celcius is now Alt-Kelvin.

Deal.

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bigtiggie23
08/07/23 6:16:32 PM
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Like Americans would replace a one syllable term with 7 syllables.

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Trumble
08/07/23 6:17:59 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Like Americans would replace a one syllable term with 7 syllables.
If it's got "Murica" in it they might.

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Tyranthraxus
08/07/23 6:37:07 PM
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Meters are already the most American unit of measurement. You see, meters is abbreviated with just m so when you see m, just think about the most American thing ever, the m16. So if someone says "it's 500 meters away" just imagine 500 m16s lined up end to end and you've got your measurement.

An m16 is exactly 1006 millimeters so it's actually kind of accurate.

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masterpug53
08/07/23 6:39:45 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Not Murikilometers?

Came in to post this.

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