Current Events > $50,000 but you have to live with the Island Boys for 3 months?

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HairyQueen
08/12/23 5:01:14 PM
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You receive the money after sharing a single hotel room for 3 months with the Island Boys, a brotherly duo music group. You must be in the hotel room every single day but you can leave for 3 hours each day at any time of your choosing. There are two beds in the room so you can sort out sleeping arrangements how you like. Video games, jenga, access to Netflix and YouTube red, one Bible, and a Ouija board will be provided. Also, all meals are delivered to your room free of charge. You cannot bring your phone but can still use your socials on the communal laptop.

The Island Boys will serenade you daily with their biggest hits, unprompted. One of them will also leave hidden surprises around the room if/when you go out and return.

Do you take the deal?

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mercurydude
08/12/23 5:08:54 PM
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If they're not allowed to touch me and I don't have to watch them touch each other or themselves, okay.

I suspect it would be like living with a less intelligent version of Beavis and Butthead, though.

...Does it still count as time served if I manage to find a way to scare them off with Ouija board shenanigans?

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Turbam
08/12/23 5:10:22 PM
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As long as they don't try to make out with each other

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TheAwesomeMatt
08/12/23 5:12:04 PM
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Make it a week and I'd consider it

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MICHALECOLE
08/12/23 5:15:31 PM
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Only if theyre allowed to touch me or if I get to watch them touch each other
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HairyQueen
08/12/23 5:18:04 PM
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mercurydude posted...
If they're not allowed to touch me and I don't have to watch them touch each other or themselves, okay.

I suspect it would be like living with a less intelligent version of Beavis and Butthead, though.

...Does it still count as time served if I manage to find a way to scare them off with Ouija board shenanigans?
As long as you arent doing anything illegal, I dont see why not? But they will not leave the room at all.

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ArkhamOrigins
08/12/23 5:18:34 PM
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Not a chance

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PballDepot
08/12/23 5:26:17 PM
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I'd make them my bitch in the first 5 mins, ez money

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MICHALECOLE
08/12/23 5:27:11 PM
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PballDepot posted...
I'd make them my bitch in the first 5 mins, ez money
What does that mean? Youre gonna bang them?
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Spiderman23J
08/12/23 5:30:18 PM
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$50k is kinda low

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PballDepot
08/12/23 5:32:22 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
What does that mean? Youre gonna bang them?

Maybe, 3 months is a long time

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HairyQueen
08/12/23 8:09:48 PM
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Spiderman23J posted...
$50k is kinda low
Is it? Poll seems tied up

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SpiritSephiroth
08/12/23 8:10:45 PM
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I can't even look at them without my eyes hurting >_>

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Ratchetrockon
08/14/23 8:15:42 PM
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Sure man i hope they don't put me in their vids tho

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BakonBitz
08/15/23 11:07:54 PM
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https://twitter.com/VorosTwins/status/1687914276751831040?s=20

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Strider102
08/15/23 11:11:05 PM
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No deal, in 10 minutes or less I'd be slamming my head into the hardest surface I could find.

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Cocytus
08/18/23 2:55:24 PM
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Yeah, they're hilarious to spectate.

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Giant_Aspirin
08/18/23 2:59:01 PM
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mercurydude posted...
I suspect it would be like living with a less intelligent version of Beavis and Butthead, though.

and much less funny

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divot1338
08/18/23 3:33:17 PM
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Then I accept and immediately murder the Island Boys; dissolving the remains in the hotel bathtub.

Since they are still technically in the room its smooth sailing after a bit of cleanup.

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NatsuSama
08/18/23 3:35:05 PM
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I don't know anything about these 2 other than that incest topic on this board from a week or 2 ago.

As long as I can get a safe and secure room to myself that I can lock, deal.

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dioxxys
08/19/23 4:52:47 AM
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But I need to go to with for 8 hours a day, what an I going to do just loose my job?

The Island boys sound annoying but it's more the waste of 3 months I'm thinking bothers me more. I'd rather have the island boys stay at my place for 3 months if it meant I could go to work everyday still.
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HairyQueen
08/19/23 5:03:43 AM
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dioxxys posted...
But I need to go to with for 8 hours a day, what an I going to do just loose my job?

The Island boys sound annoying but it's more the waste of 3 months I'm thinking bothers me more. I'd rather have the island boys stay at my place for 3 months if it meant I could go to work everyday still.
Your employer knows about the arrangement and youre granted unpaid vacation to complete this task. You can return to your job afterwards

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Joelypoely
08/19/23 5:32:01 AM
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I'll be honest. Before this topic I assumed The Island Boys were some popular 90's group, like another Beastie Boys.

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YugiNoob
08/19/23 5:36:44 AM
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HairyQueen posted...
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Lordgold666
08/19/23 9:47:29 AM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
Not a chance


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08/19/23 5:04:36 PM
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dioxxys
08/19/23 6:42:55 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Your employer knows about the arrangement and youre granted unpaid vacation to complete this task. You can return to your job afterwards
Okay that works. Island of the boys will probably be annoying but the money will be worth it. Maybe I can actually afford to go visit another country.
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Bass
08/19/23 6:44:54 PM
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No being stuck in a hotel room with other people for 3 months would drive me crazy.

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