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Heartomaton 08/14/23 2:16:02 PM #1: |
I have left my home and will be making my way towards your location, in as straight a line as possible, on foot, at approximately three miles per hour.
When I arrive, we battle. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 08/14/23 2:17:20 PM #2: |
Bring it on old man!
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Zikten 08/14/23 2:18:27 PM #3: |
This makes me think of It Follows ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 08/14/23 2:21:12 PM #4: |
My workplace is defended by guards armed with M4A1s. Semper Fi!
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ANort175 08/14/23 2:22:08 PM #5: |
Sounds good, can it be a cooking battle?
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 2:24:28 PM #6: |
Crimsoness posted...
Bring it on old man! I am 33. Zikten posted... This makes me think of It Follows I'm not gonna kill you tho. Paragon21XX posted... My workplace is defended by guards armed with M4A1s. Semper Fi! They won't stop me because they aren't in danger of getting beat up. ANort175 posted... Sounds good, can it be a cooking battle? No. Fisticuffs. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 08/14/23 2:25:04 PM #7: |
Pack a lunch, so I can whoop your ass all day.
--- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bnui_ransder 08/14/23 2:25:24 PM #8: |
Finall-
Heartomaton posted... I'm not gonna kill you tho. damn it --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 08/14/23 2:25:25 PM #9: |
I just made lemonade. We can drink it after we fight
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DeadBankerDream 08/14/23 2:25:54 PM #10: |
Heartomaton posted...
I am 33.That's 90 in JRPG years. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mercurydude 08/14/23 2:27:05 PM #11: |
How amusing. Another Belmont comes thinking to defeat me. I'm sure he will not succeed as all of his predecessors have done... I will surely triumph this time.
--- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 2:29:31 PM #12: |
Were_Wyrm posted...
Pack a lunch, so I can whoop your ass all day. It is I who will be doing all the whooping of ass. bnui_ransder posted... Finall- Live with the shame. Smashingpmkns posted... I just made lemonade. We can drink it after we fight If you fucked up the sugar and lemom ratio it's undrinkable pisswater. DeadBankerDream posted... That's 90 in JRPG years. I'm immortal in JRPG years. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 08/14/23 2:29:40 PM #13: |
Heartomaton posted...
on footWhat's to stop me from just driving away when you get close? --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 2:31:31 PM #14: |
mercurydude posted...
How amusing. Another Belmont comes thinking to defeat me. I'm sure he will not succeed as all of his predecessors have done... I will surely triumph this time. My whip is called Nipplesplitter. NoxObscuras posted... What's to stop me from just driving away when you get close? You will be too frightened to move. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 08/14/23 2:36:22 PM #15: |
It's a touch hot out for traveling on foot. I'll have a glass of cold water ready for you when you get here.
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 2:40:34 PM #16: |
Hambo posted...
It's a touch hot out for traveling on foot. I'll have a glass of cold water ready for you when you get here. I will speak my words of appreciation for the refreshment as I beat your face and body. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spartan_Jedi117 08/14/23 2:42:03 PM #17: |
You won't last. The state of Florida will defeat you by simply wearing you down with the ungodly heat
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Tom_Joad 08/14/23 2:43:16 PM #18: |
Do you know how to swim?
--- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 08/14/23 2:44:12 PM #19: |
Heartomaton posted...
I will speak my words of appreciation for the refreshment as I beat your face and body.Bring it bitch and also you are welcome. --- Hambo's alt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 2:47:38 PM #20: |
Spartan_Jedi117 posted...
You won't last. The state of Florida will defeat you by simply wearing you down with the ungodly heat I shall bring an umbrella. Tom_Joad posted... Do you know how to swim? I do. Hambo posted... Bring it bitch and also you are welcome. It shall be brought and also I will steal the glass. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 08/14/23 2:48:44 PM #21: |
Heartomaton posted...
I do. For how long (time, distance)? Also, you need my consent before you can beat me off. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yunalenne10 08/14/23 2:50:22 PM #22: |
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Hambo 08/14/23 2:53:29 PM #23: |
Heartomaton posted...
It shall be brought and also I will steal the glass.Fine then I'll put the water in a bottle instead for easier transport. >:[ --- Hambo's alt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 3:14:37 PM #25: |
Tom_Joad posted...
For how long (time, distance)? For all of the time. Also, you need my consent before you can beat me off. I will not be performing a sexual action. yunalenne10 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AAOi5fAAEwHq.jpg I fear no .jpg. Hambo posted... Fine then I'll put the water in a bottle instead for easier transport. >:[ I demand the most expensive brand of bottled water, but in the bottles of the second most expensive. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 3:14:52 PM #26: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Yes. Slowly. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 08/14/23 3:24:47 PM #27: |
Heartomaton posted...
I demand the most expensive brand of bottled water, but in the bottles of the second most expensive.You're getting filtered water from the fridge with ice cubes in it and then you're getting beaten up, you needy fuck. --- Hambo's alt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 08/14/23 3:26:02 PM #28: |
*rolls for initiative*
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Smashingpmkns 08/14/23 3:28:00 PM #29: |
Someone (Hambo) draw Hambo fighting Heartomaton
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 3:45:48 PM #30: |
Hambo posted...
You're getting filtered water from the fridge with ice cubes in it and then you're getting beaten up, you needy fuck. I will be leaving a negative review of your establishment on Yelp after I beat your ass. Crimsoness posted... *rolls for initiative* That die belongs to me now. You rolled it on my property. Smashingpmkns posted... Someone (Hambo) draw Hambo fighting Heartomaton I demand to be depicted nude. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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manhookcardoor 08/14/23 3:52:19 PM #31: |
*Heartomaton dies of heat exhaustion.*
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 3:54:59 PM #32: |
manhookcardoor posted...
*Heartomaton dies of heat exhaustion.* Man door hand Heart car door --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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manhookcardoor 08/14/23 3:56:36 PM #33: |
awe that beautiful man
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AloneIBreak 08/14/23 3:57:18 PM #34: |
You better not show up in the middle of the night because I'm not answering the door.
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 4:00:54 PM #35: |
manhookcardoor posted...
awe that beautiful man I was phone. AloneIBreak posted... You better not show up in the middle of the night because I'm not answering the door. I get there when I get there. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 08/14/23 6:00:00 PM #36: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
Someone (Hambo) draw Hambo fighting Heartomatonhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/4/AADHstAAEwJi.jpg Heartomaton posted... I demand to be depicted nude.Well duh. You're here for an ass kicking, not to deal memes. You don't need your trench coat for that. --- Hambo's alt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 7:10:59 PM #38: |
Hambo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/4/AADHstAAEwJi.jpg Unacceptable. Draw again. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 08/14/23 7:19:38 PM #39: |
K
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Bishop_Hastur 08/14/23 7:24:06 PM #40: |
Like an actual fight or can we just settle this with a game of bloody knuckles?
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Trumble 08/14/23 7:24:33 PM #41: |
You'd drown on the way (with a side effect of you shutting the fuck up).
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ANort175 08/14/23 7:25:10 PM #42: |
https://i.imgur.com/jMopi6x.gif
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 7:37:14 PM #43: |
Hambo posted...
K Unacceptable. Draw again. Bishop_Hastur posted... Like an actual fight or can we just settle this with a game of bloody knuckles? I will walk towards you until I am close enough to start swinging and kicking and biting and crying. Trumble posted... You'd drown on the way (with a side effect of you shutting the fuck up). I am aware of the proper swimming procedure. ANort175 posted... https://i.imgur.com/jMopi6x.gif Be patient. Your ass is important to us, and we promise, it will be kicked soon! --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 08/14/23 7:55:12 PM #44: |
Heartomaton posted...
Unacceptable. Draw again.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/0/AADHstAAEwKQ.jpg --- Hambo's alt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 08/14/23 8:07:46 PM #45: |
Heartomaton posted... I have left my home and will be making my way towards your location, in as straight a line as possible, on foot, at approximately three miles per hour. Where are you walking from? Because I feel like oceans might be an issue for you. My home is guarded 24/7. Also, Im quite tasty in a fight. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 08/14/23 8:13:19 PM #46: |
Now I'm pooping alot. Not because I am afraid, but because I don't plan on washing them after wiping so they will be ready for you. Get these hands!
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Trumble 08/14/23 8:37:08 PM #48: |
Heartomaton posted...
Irrelevant, you said you'd walk the whole way, not swim. --- See children, Trumbles are bad, and if you don't believe me ask your dad... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 08/14/23 8:37:52 PM #49: |
Heartomaton posted...
I have left my home and will be making my way towards your location, in as straight a line as possible, on foot, at approximately three miles per hour. What if I'm on an island? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 08/14/23 8:42:49 PM #50: |
Hambo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/0/AADHstAAEwKQ.jpg Unacceptable. Draw again. Glob posted... Where are you walking from? Because I feel like oceans might be an issue for you. I am very quiet. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] You don't know that. Trumble posted... Irrelevant, you said you'd walk the whole way, not swim. I did not say I would walk there the whole way, I said I would be on foot, which includes swimming as swimming involves the feet now shut the fuck up. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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