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Heartomaton
08/14/23 2:16:02 PM
#1:


I have left my home and will be making my way towards your location, in as straight a line as possible, on foot, at approximately three miles per hour.

When I arrive, we battle.

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Crimsoness
08/14/23 2:17:20 PM
#2:


Bring it on old man!

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Zikten
08/14/23 2:18:27 PM
#3:


This makes me think of It Follows
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Paragon21XX
08/14/23 2:21:12 PM
#4:


My workplace is defended by guards armed with M4A1s. Semper Fi!

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ANort175
08/14/23 2:22:08 PM
#5:


Sounds good, can it be a cooking battle?

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 2:24:28 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Bring it on old man!

I am 33.

Zikten posted...
This makes me think of It Follows

I'm not gonna kill you tho.

Paragon21XX posted...
My workplace is defended by guards armed with M4A1s. Semper Fi!

They won't stop me because they aren't in danger of getting beat up.

ANort175 posted...
Sounds good, can it be a cooking battle?

No. Fisticuffs.

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Were_Wyrm
08/14/23 2:25:04 PM
#7:


Pack a lunch, so I can whoop your ass all day.

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bnui_ransder
08/14/23 2:25:24 PM
#8:


Finall-

Heartomaton posted...
I'm not gonna kill you tho.

damn it

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Smashingpmkns
08/14/23 2:25:25 PM
#9:


I just made lemonade. We can drink it after we fight

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DeadBankerDream
08/14/23 2:25:54 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I am 33.
That's 90 in JRPG years.

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mercurydude
08/14/23 2:27:05 PM
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How amusing. Another Belmont comes thinking to defeat me. I'm sure he will not succeed as all of his predecessors have done... I will surely triumph this time.

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 2:29:31 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Pack a lunch, so I can whoop your ass all day.

It is I who will be doing all the whooping of ass.

bnui_ransder posted...
Finall-

damn it

Live with the shame.

Smashingpmkns posted...
I just made lemonade. We can drink it after we fight

If you fucked up the sugar and lemom ratio it's undrinkable pisswater.

DeadBankerDream posted...
That's 90 in JRPG years.

I'm immortal in JRPG years.

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NoxObscuras
08/14/23 2:29:40 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
on foot
What's to stop me from just driving away when you get close?

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 2:31:31 PM
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mercurydude posted...
How amusing. Another Belmont comes thinking to defeat me. I'm sure he will not succeed as all of his predecessors have done... I will surely triumph this time.

My whip is called Nipplesplitter.

NoxObscuras posted...
What's to stop me from just driving away when you get close?

You will be too frightened to move.

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Hambo
08/14/23 2:36:22 PM
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It's a touch hot out for traveling on foot. I'll have a glass of cold water ready for you when you get here.

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 2:40:34 PM
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Hambo posted...
It's a touch hot out for traveling on foot. I'll have a glass of cold water ready for you when you get here.

I will speak my words of appreciation for the refreshment as I beat your face and body.

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Spartan_Jedi117
08/14/23 2:42:03 PM
#17:


You won't last. The state of Florida will defeat you by simply wearing you down with the ungodly heat

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Tom_Joad
08/14/23 2:43:16 PM
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Do you know how to swim?

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Hambo
08/14/23 2:44:12 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I will speak my words of appreciation for the refreshment as I beat your face and body.
Bring it bitch and also you are welcome.

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 2:47:38 PM
#20:


Spartan_Jedi117 posted...
You won't last. The state of Florida will defeat you by simply wearing you down with the ungodly heat

I shall bring an umbrella.

Tom_Joad posted...
Do you know how to swim?

I do.

Hambo posted...
Bring it bitch and also you are welcome.

It shall be brought and also I will steal the glass.

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Tom_Joad
08/14/23 2:48:44 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I do.

For how long (time, distance)?

Also, you need my consent before you can beat me off.

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yunalenne10
08/14/23 2:50:22 PM
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Hambo
08/14/23 2:53:29 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
It shall be brought and also I will steal the glass.
Fine then I'll put the water in a bottle instead for easier transport. >:[

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 3:14:37 PM
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Tom_Joad posted...
For how long (time, distance)?

For all of the time.

Also, you need my consent before you can beat me off.

I will not be performing a sexual action.

yunalenne10 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AAOi5fAAEwHq.jpg

I fear no .jpg.

Hambo posted...
Fine then I'll put the water in a bottle instead for easier transport. >:[

I demand the most expensive brand of bottled water, but in the bottles of the second most expensive.

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 3:14:52 PM
#26:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Yes. Slowly.

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Hambo
08/14/23 3:24:47 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I demand the most expensive brand of bottled water, but in the bottles of the second most expensive.
You're getting filtered water from the fridge with ice cubes in it and then you're getting beaten up, you needy fuck.

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Crimsoness
08/14/23 3:26:02 PM
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*rolls for initiative*

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Smashingpmkns
08/14/23 3:28:00 PM
#29:


Someone (Hambo) draw Hambo fighting Heartomaton

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 3:45:48 PM
#30:


Hambo posted...
You're getting filtered water from the fridge with ice cubes in it and then you're getting beaten up, you needy fuck.

I will be leaving a negative review of your establishment on Yelp after I beat your ass.

Crimsoness posted...
*rolls for initiative*

That die belongs to me now. You rolled it on my property.

Smashingpmkns posted...
Someone (Hambo) draw Hambo fighting Heartomaton

I demand to be depicted nude.

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manhookcardoor
08/14/23 3:52:19 PM
#31:


*Heartomaton dies of heat exhaustion.*

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 3:54:59 PM
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manhookcardoor posted...
*Heartomaton dies of heat exhaustion.*

Man door hand Heart car door

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manhookcardoor
08/14/23 3:56:36 PM
#33:


awe that beautiful man

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AloneIBreak
08/14/23 3:57:18 PM
#34:


You better not show up in the middle of the night because I'm not answering the door.

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 4:00:54 PM
#35:


manhookcardoor posted...
awe that beautiful man

I was phone.

AloneIBreak posted...
You better not show up in the middle of the night because I'm not answering the door.

I get there when I get there.

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Hambo
08/14/23 6:00:00 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Someone (Hambo) draw Hambo fighting Heartomaton
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/4/AADHstAAEwJi.jpg

Heartomaton posted...
I demand to be depicted nude.
Well duh. You're here for an ass kicking, not to deal memes. You don't need your trench coat for that.

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 7:10:59 PM
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Hambo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/4/AADHstAAEwJi.jpg

Well duh. You're here for an ass kicking, not to deal memes. You don't need your trench coat for that.

Unacceptable. Draw again.

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Hambo
08/14/23 7:19:38 PM
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K
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AADHstAAEwJ9.jpg

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Bishop_Hastur
08/14/23 7:24:06 PM
#40:


Like an actual fight or can we just settle this with a game of bloody knuckles?

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Trumble
08/14/23 7:24:33 PM
#41:


You'd drown on the way (with a side effect of you shutting the fuck up).

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ANort175
08/14/23 7:25:10 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/jMopi6x.gif

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 7:37:14 PM
#43:


Hambo posted...
K
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AADHstAAEwJ9.jpg

Unacceptable. Draw again.

Bishop_Hastur posted...
Like an actual fight or can we just settle this with a game of bloody knuckles?

I will walk towards you until I am close enough to start swinging and kicking and biting and crying.

Trumble posted...
You'd drown on the way (with a side effect of you shutting the fuck up).

I am aware of the proper swimming procedure.

ANort175 posted...
https://i.imgur.com/jMopi6x.gif

Be patient. Your ass is important to us, and we promise, it will be kicked soon!

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Hambo
08/14/23 7:55:12 PM
#44:


Heartomaton posted...
Unacceptable. Draw again.
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Glob
08/14/23 8:07:46 PM
#45:


Heartomaton posted...
I have left my home and will be making my way towards your location, in as straight a line as possible, on foot, at approximately three miles per hour.

When I arrive, we battle.

Where are you walking from? Because I feel like oceans might be an issue for you.

My home is guarded 24/7.

Also, Im quite tasty in a fight.
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bigtiggie23
08/14/23 8:13:19 PM
#46:


Now I'm pooping alot. Not because I am afraid, but because I don't plan on washing them after wiping so they will be ready for you. Get these hands!

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Trumble
08/14/23 8:37:08 PM
#48:


Heartomaton posted...


I am aware of the proper swimming procedure.
Irrelevant, you said you'd walk the whole way, not swim.

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Tyranthraxus
08/14/23 8:37:52 PM
#49:


Heartomaton posted...
I have left my home and will be making my way towards your location, in as straight a line as possible, on foot, at approximately three miles per hour.

When I arrive, we battle.

What if I'm on an island?

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Heartomaton
08/14/23 8:42:49 PM
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Hambo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/0/AADHstAAEwKQ.jpg

Unacceptable. Draw again.

Glob posted...
Where are you walking from? Because I feel like oceans might be an issue for you.

My home is guarded 24/7.

Also, Im quite tasty in a fight.

I am very quiet.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


You don't know that.

Trumble posted...
Irrelevant, you said you'd walk the whole way, not swim.

I did not say I would walk there the whole way, I said I would be on foot, which includes swimming as swimming involves the feet now shut the fuck up.

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