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Crimsoness
08/17/23 7:51:31 PM
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Gnomes are iffy too

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BroodRyu
08/17/23 7:51:46 PM
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Irony
08/17/23 7:52:02 PM
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Gnomes have to vealiest vulvas

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ironman2009
08/17/23 7:52:11 PM
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Don't tell me what to do, you're not even my real dad.

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Zikten
08/17/23 7:53:37 PM
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A human and a gnome probably wouldn't even be physically compatible
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Bandit_Keith
08/17/23 8:07:33 PM
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Irony posted...
Gnomes have to vealiest vulvas
Vealiest?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAcLysAAEwsc.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/7/AAa0vfAAEZ5h.jpg

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Irony
08/17/23 8:09:44 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Vealiest?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAcLysAAEwsc.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/7/AAa0vfAAEZ5h.jpg
Yeah it was weird when Lana said her vulva was as vealy as a lamb cutlet

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Torgo
08/17/23 8:10:40 PM
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I'm sure Elijah Wood and Sean Astin have no trouble getting laid.

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Rial_Kai
08/17/23 8:12:59 PM
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Irony posted...
Yeah it was weird when Lana said her vulva was as vealy as a lamb cutlet
She said smoother than a veal cutlet.

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Irony
08/17/23 8:13:37 PM
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My Archer dvd subtitles are wrong lol

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mazingetter
08/17/23 8:14:48 PM
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There was that erotic webcomic whose MC, a female halfling, has sex with humans.
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Rotterdammerung
08/17/23 8:14:53 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Vealiest?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAcLysAAEwsc.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/7/AAa0vfAAEZ5h.jpg
WTAF

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Irony
08/17/23 8:15:16 PM
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mazingetter posted...
There was that erotic webcomic whose MC, a female halfling, has sex with humans.
Did she have hairy feet?

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Blue_Inigo
08/17/23 8:17:31 PM
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Not even the hot ones?

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Crimsoness
08/17/23 8:23:21 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Not even the hot ones?
Not even Rosie Cotton

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Freddie_Mercury
08/17/23 8:23:44 PM
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https://tenor.com/view/gnome-meme-gif-27107597

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Irony
08/17/23 8:24:48 PM
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Rosie Cotton had a Warwick Davis from Leprechaun face

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HannibalBarca3
08/17/23 8:29:53 PM
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What about a fulling

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DeathVelvien
08/17/23 8:35:03 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_r5izWokfk

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SuperShake666
08/17/23 8:39:34 PM
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mazingetter posted...
There was that erotic webcomic whose MC, a female halfling, has sex with humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJehoomyY94

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mazingetter
08/17/23 8:46:45 PM
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Irony posted...
Did she have hairy feet?

I don't think so.

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Turbam
08/17/23 8:48:11 PM
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So long as I can dick Goblins

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Link_of_time
08/18/23 1:54:14 AM
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Irony posted...
Did she have hairy feet?
Pits, but not feet. Oh, and bush.
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ultimate_reaver
08/18/23 1:58:56 AM
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halflings look like small middle aged people most of the time.

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Priere
08/18/23 2:01:31 AM
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Link_of_time posted...
Pits, but not feet. Oh, and bush.
Thats gross. Thats a gross way to live.

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Rotterdammerung
08/18/23 2:05:51 AM
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Turbam posted...
So long as I can dick Goblins
Yes!

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pegusus123456
08/18/23 2:06:07 AM
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I used to think this, but Liam O'Brien's character in the latest Critical Role campaign kinda does it for me. Reminds me of this Will and Grace bit (excuse the Jojo):
https://youtu.be/d7wW8biix9g?t=6

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Kradek
08/18/23 2:10:29 AM
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Obviously.

The last thing we need is a bunch of filthy Quarterlings running around with their tainted blood.

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Rotterdammerung
08/18/23 2:11:06 AM
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Kradek posted...
Obviously.

The last thing we need is a bunch of filthy Quarterlings running around with their tainted blood.
Theyd be three-quarterlings, probably.

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Kradek
08/18/23 2:31:34 AM
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Rotterdammerung posted...
Theyd be three-quarterlings, probably.

Isn't a half of a half a quarter? So they'd be half hafling and half human.

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pegusus123456
08/18/23 2:34:17 AM
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They'd be half halflings and half humans, so you'd call them halflings.

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random_man9119
08/18/23 2:35:17 AM
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Turbam posted...
So long as I can dick Goblins

Hell yea!

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Kradek
08/18/23 2:35:54 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
They'd be half halflings and half humans, so you'd call them halflings.

Damn, can't argue against that logic.

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BurmesePenguin
08/18/23 2:35:55 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
They'd be half halflings and half humans, so you'd call them halflings.
Halfhalflings

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Link_of_time
08/18/23 2:36:58 AM
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Priere posted...
Thats gross. Thats a gross way to live.
IIRC it takes place in medieval/fantasy world so it kinda made sense.
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Rotterdammerung
08/18/23 2:46:05 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Halfhalflings
Half and halflings

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pegusus123456
08/18/23 2:49:28 AM
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Rotterdammerung posted...
Half and halflings
In England, they call them hundred and thousandlings.

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