Current Events > This shitheel republicans political text is y'all qaeda bingo:

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Every spineless Republican is afraid to say it, but I will:

There are SERIOUS questions about Election integrity.

They'll call me a liar. They'll probably even try to censor this text.

So what happens today will decide everything.

My name is Eli Crane - you might not know me, but I'm a Navy SEAL, a businessman, a husband, a father, and a humble servant of God.

I'm also the Pro-Trump, Pro-America conservative who represents AZ-02 - the biggest race on the map.

The Democrats hate me & want me silenced. Hell, many of the Republicans want me silenced too. The Establishment and anti-Trump haters will do ANYTHING to destroy me. There is no time left.

They have all the power & resources they need, and that's why I'm humbly swallowing my pride to ask you for help today.

Will you stand with me and chip in just a few bucks by midnight?

Look, I'm a Navy SEAL. I've been on 5 war-time deployments - I'm the last guy who normally asks for help, but if this text message doesn't work, it's over.

So, from the bottom of my heart - will you help out a Navy SEAL stand up to the radical Left & establishment?

[insert scam link here]

Thank you for standing up for what's right.

God bless you. - Eli

So they went from stealing to outright begging?

Why doesn't he ask his god for help?

All that's standing between that navy seal and standing up to the radical left is MONEY

https://youtu.be/iHZQ70_U92E

Not a single one of them is willing to put their claims in a legal filing or testify under oath where they can't control the conversation.

I keep trying to explain that to people that still think they were never given the chance to prove the fraud but they don't seem able to process it.

I'm pretty sure the core trump part of the right is past caring about court, they're just angling for court of public opinion. It doesn't matter if whatever they're saying isn't proof, what matters is that the claim and inevitable throwing out of the case makes for a good headline when it's framed as an attack on the "truth".

Gritty posted...

Pro-Trump, Pro-America

So a liar then. One cannot be both of those things.

You know what I would say to him?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

In case someone isn't aware it's a copypasta, not an actual threat.

I never get tired of "Y'all Qaeda"

It's just too apt

Gritty posted...

I'm also the Pro-Trump, Pro-America

These 2 things are incompatible with each other.

Gritty posted...

Look, I'm a Navy SEAL. I've been on 5 war-time deployments - I'm the last guy who normally asks for help

Also, isn't like the entire point, especially small squads like SEALs, of military is to be a cohesive unit that works together and helps each other....

It's just fun watching them squirm and eat each other as their world collapses.

Gritty posted...

I'm also the Pro-Trump, Pro-America

Impossible.

WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

You know what I would say to him?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

In case someone isn't aware it's a copypasta, not an actual threat.

damn that would have been great

Stand up to the RADICAL left! They want to do radical things like give people healthcare and relieve student debt! THOSE MONSTERS!

Ashethan posted...

Stand up to the RADICAL left! They want to do radical things like give people healthcare and relieve student debt! THOSE MONSTERS!

its kind of amazing that Republicans are so stupid that you can just simply trick them with buzzwords and literally not have an ounce of substance, or fact, to your claims as a politician.