Current Events > I have 5 friends with benefits. Am I an alpha male, or not, and if not why not?

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08/30/23 7:02:33 AM
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S_A_S
08/30/23 8:20:18 AM
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Hello?
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pikakaeru
08/30/23 8:22:31 AM
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Goodbye. *click*

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roos1046_Reborn
08/30/23 8:27:17 AM
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Pathetic gimmick

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S_A_S
08/30/23 8:27:19 AM
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I remember when pinky said he had 6 women in his harem, and I don't think anyone challenged it. Why is that?
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ragnarokius
08/30/23 8:31:03 AM
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You? No. Cause this is false. And a lot can be inferred from your topics. I'm pretty confident in thinking no.

Unless you're talking about a hypothetical person instead of yourself. Then it still kinda depends. If they were actually friends and not just fuck buddies they just sound more polyamorous than "alpha".

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SlamVook
08/30/23 8:32:33 AM
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How old are you and the 5 chicks?

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pikakaeru
08/30/23 8:33:24 AM
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They are all older women.

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ooger
08/30/23 8:34:36 AM
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They should wait for the final version.

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dioxxys
08/30/23 8:35:09 AM
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The most I've ever had is two simultaneously.

Five just makes you seem like you're at serious risk for an STD.

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S_A_S
08/30/23 8:35:55 AM
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I am 40 years old.

3 of the women are millennials, 1 is in her late 60s, and 1 is in her late 40s. What do you think of that?
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pikakaeru
08/30/23 8:36:34 AM
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Wow hurray to you!

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Avirosb
08/30/23 8:38:46 AM
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Sounds like you need to ditch the freeloaders, tc.
Pull them away from society's teat and have them pull themselves up by the bootstraps.

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Dakimakura
08/30/23 8:39:22 AM
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Dang, I dont even have 5 friends.

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ANort175
08/30/23 8:41:02 AM
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You're about as much of an alpha male as that right-wing idiot on twitter with "alpha male" in his bio.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/30/23 8:41:41 AM
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::gets out note pad and fluffs pillows on couch:: have a seat and tell me why you seek attention and validation on this game forum champ ?

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Revelation34
08/30/23 8:42:13 AM
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Conflict posted...
"Go away" means stop posting. And stop stalking and obsessing over other posters' sex lives while you're at it.


But if somebody actually made that claim then they'd be lying too.

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BunkerBoy
08/30/23 8:42:15 AM
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rexcrk
08/30/23 8:42:42 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Fuckin rekt

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Avirosb
08/30/23 8:44:36 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


This place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

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Daremo
08/30/23 8:46:07 AM
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Not.

Because there's no such thing.

It's a load of codswallop for fools too simple minded to fathom how actual human interaction works.

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ooger
08/30/23 8:46:07 AM
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S_A_S posted...
What do you think of that?

ooger posted...
They should wait for the final version.

No one likes testing early versions. You're not even in beta.

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Avirosb
08/30/23 8:48:49 AM
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ooger posted...
No one likes testing early versions.

Some tesla owners do.

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Heineken14
08/30/23 8:50:58 AM
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ArtiRock
08/30/23 9:03:14 AM
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It's always weird when people brag about sex. It always seems like s big deal to people that haven't had it. But when you have, it's not bad or anything, but certainly nothing really worth bragging about.

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gatorsPENSbucs
08/30/23 9:05:34 AM
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Very cool, its fun isnt it?

Only downfall is youll get people jealous of you, like throughout this topic.

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Avirosb
08/30/23 9:05:45 AM
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ArtiRock posted...
It's always weird when people brag about sex. It always seems like s big deal to people that haven't had it. But when you have, it's not bad or anything, but certainly nothing really worth bragging about.
5/10 might have again

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pikakaeru
08/30/23 9:05:52 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Very cool, its fun isnt it?

Only downfall is youll get people jealous of you, like throughout this topic.
lol

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Avirosb
08/30/23 9:12:00 AM
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I have 2 friends on foodstamps, envy me

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BunkerBoy
08/30/23 9:39:07 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Very cool, its fun isnt it?

Only downfall is youll get people jealous of you, like throughout this topic.
If you're jealous of Sunhawk, your life must suck
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Robot2600
08/30/23 9:49:07 AM
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time for board game night with your 5 friends!

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ragnarokius
08/30/23 10:33:04 AM
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ArtiRock posted...
It's always weird when people brag about sex. It always seems like s big deal to people that haven't had it.

Or people that just had it for the first time. But otherwise, yeah. By default I just think anyone who acts like this TC does online or in video games is most likely virgin, or literally just lost their virginity.

But when you have, it's not bad or anything, but certainly nothing really worth bragging about.

I mean it's pretty great but yeah, most adults have had sex and/or regularly have sex. It isn't impressive to anyone but someone who hasn't had it. Bragging about it always comes across as bragging about how good you are at karate or how rich you are. Even if it's true - there is something deeply sad about needing validation for it from anonymous people.

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dioxxys
08/30/23 7:56:09 PM
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I mean TC seems like he's BSing but is CE actually this bitter about sex?
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Cemith
08/30/23 7:59:00 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
time for board game night with your 5 friends!

My friends and I just had a board game night for my birthday. We played betrayal at the house on the hill and those fuckers killed me in the first 20 minutes

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Philip027
08/30/23 8:15:34 PM
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I don't think anyone who posts a validation thread like this one qualifies as "alpha" anything.
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thronedfire2
08/30/23 8:21:48 PM
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if you have to ask, you're not

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marthsheretoo
08/30/23 8:23:36 PM
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S_A_S posted...
I remember when pinky said he had 6 women in his harem, and I don't think anyone challenged it. Why is that?

Because Pinky behaved like he knew what sex was.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/30/23 8:24:22 PM
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Yes

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andel
08/30/23 8:30:01 PM
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this is such a bizarre gimmick for someone tc's age

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__aCEr__
08/30/23 8:30:55 PM
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Yeah social security benefits.

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ArkhamOrigins
08/30/23 8:40:08 PM
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Why do you even post here Sunhawk?

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BunkerBoy
08/30/23 9:05:50 PM
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dioxxys posted...
I mean TC seems like he's BSing but is CE actually this bitter about sex?
No one is bitter about sex. TC is Sunhawk, an incel living in his parents basement and leeching off the government
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ablegator
08/30/23 9:07:03 PM
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Youre not alpha because you are human, not a dog. You arent a dog are you?

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Heineken14
08/30/23 9:53:23 PM
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ablegator posted...
Youre not alpha because you are human, not a dog. You arent a dog are you?


You're the man now, dog.

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CE_gonna_CE
08/30/23 9:54:32 PM
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Can we trade you in and get Duckbear back?

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Panthera
08/30/23 9:55:03 PM
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Are you a wolf living in highly restrictive captivity? If so, maybe. If not, no, because that's not a thing.

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BunkerBoy
08/30/23 10:00:25 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Can we trade you in and get Duckbear back?
Yes please
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