Current Events > Tinder rolls out $499/month membership for Top 1% of it's users

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Bitter_Virgin
09/22/23 2:58:50 PM
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-09-22/tinder-offers-500-per-month-subscription-for-top-1-of-daters

LMFAO I'll stay a virgin

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Axiom
09/22/23 2:59:32 PM
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Uh at that price I'll just go get an escort. Sex will probably be better too
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Bitter_Virgin
09/22/23 3:00:12 PM
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Includes VIP search. Can I search for Madison Beer and shit?

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EmilyTheCEman
09/22/23 3:00:54 PM
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Axiom posted...
Uh at that price I'll just go get an escort. Sex will probably be better too

Seriously, $500 can probably get you the works with a decent looking chick.

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Bitter_Virgin
09/22/23 3:01:20 PM
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why is it always about sex with you people

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EyeWontBeFooled
09/22/23 3:01:35 PM
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Axiom posted...
Uh at that price I'll just go get an escort. Sex will probably be better too


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EmilyTheCEman
09/22/23 3:02:19 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
why is it always about sex with you people

Do you think Tinder is for finding your soulmate?

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voldothegr8
09/22/23 3:04:47 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
why is it always about sex with you people
Is that not the point of Tinder?

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pogo_rabid
09/22/23 3:05:59 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
LMFAO I'll stay a virgin
https://streamable.com/zhc7on

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Slayer_22
09/22/23 3:06:39 PM
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Imagine spending 500 dollars a month trying to find your soulmate, but instead of your soulmate you just have constant sex.

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EyeWontBeFooled
09/22/23 3:08:46 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Imagine spending 500 dollars a month trying to find your soulmate, but instead of your soulmate you just have constant sex.
You gotta be thinking at some point you can be getting just as good of a product, and for cheaper.

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Bitter_Virgin
09/22/23 9:12:07 PM
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just subscribed. not bad tbh.

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LeoRavus
09/22/23 9:20:14 PM
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I guess they're trying to cash in on the types who give thousands to twitch girls for showing some cleavage

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Damn_Underscore
09/22/23 9:26:23 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
why is it always about sex with you people

username checks out

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Smashingpmkns
09/22/23 9:27:24 PM
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Top 1% as in their income of top 1% as in the amount of dates these people get

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kingdrake2
09/22/23 10:09:56 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
A prostitute would be cheaper.


actually it's about equal. then again the chance of getting laid is nearly guaranteed with money. not so much with a dating site.

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thronedfire2
09/22/23 10:14:51 PM
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how can you even be a top 1% on tinder?

wouldn't that mean you're always on there and thus constantly failing to get past the 1st date?

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Inohira
09/22/23 10:16:50 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
why is it always about sex with you people

Tinder

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WingsOfGood
09/22/23 10:17:10 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Why would anyone pay $500 a month for a dating site?

A prostitute would be cheaper.

because they the top 1% so they rich and will look at it as being part of the status as in

: "the fact that you see my profile means I paid $500 for tinder so hey girl I am rich blah blah"

even if they actually poor :D :D :D
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Scintillant
09/22/23 10:17:31 PM
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they want to be raya so bad with this

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Toonstrack
09/22/23 10:17:53 PM
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Wait how does one become in the top percentage for tinder? Is there a scoreboard? Lol

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WingsOfGood
09/22/23 10:18:21 PM
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Toonstrack posted...
Wait how does one become in the top percentage for tinder? Is there a scoreboard? Lol

most matches I would think
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psobro
09/22/23 10:35:06 PM
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Who cares, the top 1% is just randy marsh flicking his bean on the hood of a car.
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