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Humble_Novice 09/22/23 3:07:18 PM #1: |
Well? Why haven't they disappeared already?
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Aristoph 09/22/23 3:08:28 PM #2: |
Plot twist: the Rapture happened a couple hundred years ago. We're what was left behind.
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Error1355 09/22/23 3:08:34 PM #3: |
oh
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Tyranthraxus 09/22/23 3:12:15 PM #5: |
Somehow Harold Camping returned
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FortuneCookie 09/22/23 3:12:48 PM #6: |
No, no, no. I'm going on vacation. Wait until I get back. Like, Tuesday after next. Lemme go to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal and ride Disney's Dinosaur one last time before the Rapture hits. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 09/22/23 3:12:50 PM #7: |
Finally!
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EthanSilver 09/22/23 3:13:10 PM #8: |
Aristoph posted... Plot twist: the Rapture happened a couple hundred years ago. We're what was left behind.Well damn... that would explain a lot of things if it were true. Don't abandon us Father which art in heaven! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xatrion 09/22/23 3:13:13 PM #9: |
Which evangelical nuts in particular? And why today?
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DementedDurian 09/22/23 3:15:50 PM #10: |
I remember some wingnuts put out an ad on Reader's Digest in 2010 that "the Bible guarantees the world will end on 2011" on an entire page of the magazine. It didn't happen, obviously.
Let's face it, even the Bible itself casts those who are predicting the end as posers. It hasn't stopped people from seeking attention like a kid who hit a family member. Hell, I'd wager good money that when were near 2060, the lot will do it again because of discovered papers of Isaac Newton prediction's on the end times suggesting that year based on a Pope and quotes in the Bible. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/22/23 3:16:18 PM #11: |
Sorry, everyone! Father Theodore, bless his heart, spilled peanut butter on this passage. We really meant 2083.
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Irony 09/22/23 3:18:18 PM #12: |
Good thing I was already naked
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Kami_no_Kami 09/22/23 3:19:07 PM #13: |
EthanSilver posted... Well damn... that would explain a lot of things if it were true.Nah. Im into that shit. Step on me harder sky daddy! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EthanSilver 09/22/23 3:19:22 PM #14: |
Irony posted... Good thing I was already nakedNo, it's not that kind of rapture wise guy... put your pantsu back on! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 09/22/23 3:20:41 PM #15: |
Did it happen yet?
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dummy420 09/22/23 3:21:50 PM #16: |
They didn't even advertise this one. We haven't had a good end of the world prediction since 2012 came and went.
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GranAures 09/22/23 3:21:54 PM #17: |
Take me Daddy! My body is ready!
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Gritty 09/22/23 3:22:29 PM #18: |
I wish they would disappear ... Copied to Clipboard!
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C_Pain 09/22/23 3:32:31 PM #19: |
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
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SilvosForever 09/22/23 3:33:42 PM #20: |
Let me eat my pizza first.
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GranAures 09/22/23 3:34:07 PM #21: |
The same way they parse everything else in their book that goes against what they profess makes them good Christians.
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Questionmarktarius 09/22/23 3:35:36 PM #22: |
again? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pagliacci 09/22/23 3:38:30 PM #23: |
They can say what they will. If they're seeing that, it's probably because they're huffin' something. I learned my lesson about these folks years ago with a fellow named Ted Haggard. I thought he was the real deal and even sent him $5. Oh, it was so embarrassing when the beans got spilled! I had contributed to the iniquity of a man who moonlighted as a pastor while truly being a meth snorting "gentleman of the evening"...!
Dead gum gossipy neighbors had their little devil children running past my house singing, "he paid the meth man, he paid the meth man!" I got had by a strumpet and everyone knew it! --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZS97-lKUcQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EbonTitanium 09/22/23 3:46:46 PM #24: |
Odd, because the Rapture isnt in the Bible.
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Tyranthraxus 09/22/23 3:47:58 PM #25: |
EbonTitanium posted...
Odd, because the Rapture isnt in the Bible.The prophecy is. If the rapture already happened in the Bible why would people expect it to happen again? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evilpresident 09/22/23 3:49:13 PM #26: |
Isn't it also stated that only God knows when it would happen?
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Tyranthraxus 09/22/23 3:50:47 PM #27: |
evilpresident posted...
Isn't it also stated that only God knows when it would happen? it says something like "anyone who tells you they know when it will happen is a false prophet" --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 09/22/23 3:53:02 PM #28: |
So many fucking assholes on this planet undeserving of the 12 virgins or endless slaving up in heaven yo lol
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voldothegr8 09/22/23 3:53:03 PM #29: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
it says something like "anyone who tells you they know when it will happen is a false prophet"Well isn't that convenient --- THE Ohio State: 3-0 | Las Vegas Raiders: 1-1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 09/22/23 4:03:30 PM #30: |
Irony posted... Good thing I was already naked I don't think "always be ready" is going to get you out of the public indecency charge... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 09/22/23 4:05:44 PM #31: |
Ruvan22 posted...
I don't think "always be ready" is going to get you out of the public indecency charge...I live in the south if I just tell them I'm ready for the Rapture they'll be like godspeed --- See profile pic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EbonTitanium 09/22/23 4:06:54 PM #32: |
Imagine if it didnt does happen but the Evangelicals nuts are the ones left behind.
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HudGard 09/22/23 4:10:19 PM #34: |
This is good. God said that no one, only Him, will know when it will happen.
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Tyranthraxus 09/22/23 4:12:34 PM #35: |
HudGard posted...
This is good. God said that no one, only Him, will know when it will happen. How to figure out the last digit of pi:
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brestugo 09/22/23 4:13:50 PM #36: |
I wonder how many people Amazon will fire for not showing up tomorrow.
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Questionmarktarius 09/22/23 4:16:28 PM #37: |
HudGard posted... Therefor if every enough people choose to know when it will happen we can keep God in an infinite state of not wanting to look bad.Prevent the apocalypse with this one weird trick! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mybbqrules 09/22/23 7:00:54 PM #38: |
C_Pain posted...
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.You...are aware that most members of the religious right only pay lipservice to the Bible and have no idea what's actually in it, right? --- Currently playing: Megaman Collection 1 and 2 Donald Trump: Inmate No. P01135809 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 09/22/23 7:02:48 PM #39: |
Aristoph posted...
Plot twist: the Rapture happened a couple hundred years ago. We're what was left behind.The Rapture happened and it was exclusively Amelia Earhart. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 09/22/23 7:09:54 PM #40: |
What's the source on this?
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IfGodCouldDie 09/22/23 7:12:50 PM #41: |
C_Pain posted...
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.God and Jesus are the same being but only one of them knows. Split personality? --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 09/22/23 7:13:59 PM #42: |
Time for us meeks to inherit the earth
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Tyranthraxus 09/22/23 7:14:17 PM #43: |
IfGodCouldDie posted...
God and Jesus are the same being but only one of them knows. Split personality?I don't think Jesus ever said anything about Rapture --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate_reaver 09/22/23 7:15:20 PM #44: |
UnholyMudcrab posted...
What's the source on this? yeah Ive googled and Im not finding anything but a couple lone crazies with minimal views --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OriginalPlain2 09/22/23 7:16:30 PM #45: |
yea YEAH
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Wandering__Hero 09/22/23 7:16:32 PM #46: |
Matthew 24:36
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him. --- Rip Politics board. Not that anything on there actually mattered ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blbmbr666 09/22/23 7:17:44 PM #47: |
This might explain all the annoying religious nutjobs that ruined my morning drive down the shore.
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invertedlegdrop 09/22/23 7:21:07 PM #48: |
Wandering__Hero posted...
Matthew 24:36 This^^^^ No one can know the time of the Rapture, anyone who says they do is a fool... Its what brought down Harold Camping but folks been predicting and failing to predict the rapture for centuries... https://youtu.be/QynNpzqYt0Y?si=-wBtm5toEvseSM3x --- Political correctness is the fascism of the 90s-Roger Ebert I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic ******* hatreds-George Carlin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nota214 09/22/23 8:13:33 PM #49: |
invertedlegdrop posted... This^^^^Was that the May 2012 guy? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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invertedlegdrop 09/22/23 8:23:48 PM #50: |
Nota214 posted...
Was that the May 2012 guy? Yeah but it was 2011, then he moved it to October 2011, its funny but many people fell for it and some sold off everything, if you watch the vid you'll see... --- Political correctness is the fascism of the 90s-Roger Ebert I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic ******* hatreds-George Carlin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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