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Lokarin 10/12/23 2:57:11 PM #1: |
Whoah
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Sahuagin 10/12/23 3:10:26 PM #2: |
I think they are Hebrew names (or at least those are the English variants of the Hebrew names), except for Paul which is a Latin (I guess Roman) name.
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Lokarin 10/12/23 3:15:29 PM #3: |
also, why can't I find Palestine on Google Maps?
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Lokarin 10/12/23 4:35:49 PM #5: |
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they don't even get their own country name? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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captpackrat 10/12/23 5:40:25 PM #6: |
But in the Latin alphabet Jehovah begins with an "I"
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Nade_Duck 10/12/23 6:06:06 PM #7: |
god teleports white people in when he decides stuff is gonna happen.
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faramir77 10/12/23 6:16:59 PM #8: |
The real miracle is that Jesus had 12 close friends in his 30s
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keyblader1985 10/12/23 6:29:37 PM #9: |
faramir77 posted...
The real miracle is that Jesus had 12 close friends in his 30sDidn't end very well for him though --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nade_Duck 10/12/23 7:04:57 PM #10: |
there's always that one friend. :(
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synth_real 10/12/23 7:15:20 PM #11: |
Jesus' name wouldn't have actually been Jesus either, remember that the Gospels were first written in Greek.
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slacker03150 10/12/23 7:18:03 PM #12: |
faramir77 posted...
The real miracle is that Jesus had 12 close friends in his 30sWeren't most of the disciples still children? --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 10/12/23 8:32:00 PM #13: |
Nade_Duck posted...
god teleports white people in when he decides stuff is gonna happen.It's actually just the default setting in his character creator --- http://i.imgur.com/1XbPahR.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ratix04 10/12/23 10:15:02 PM #14: |
FYI Jesus in the Bible never met Paul who joined the apostles after the crucifixion and Michael who is an Archangel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 10/12/23 10:39:31 PM #15: |
Right, and Paul is likely the anti-christ
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ParanoidObsessive 10/12/23 10:53:39 PM #16: |
Lokarin posted...
How did Jesus find people named Mark, Matthew, Michael and Paul in the Middle East? Because... synth_real posted... Jesus' name wouldn't have actually been Jesus either, remember that the Gospels were first written in Greek. Yeshua ben Yosef wouldn't have known anyone named Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John. He would (probably) have known Matityahu, Marcus, Lucas (or Lucius), and Yohanan. Matthew and Johnathan are just modernized spellings of names that were originally Hebrew. Pass the original names through a filter of Greek to Latin to English and you get the current versions. Those names wouldn't exist at all today if not for the Jews. Meanwhile, keep in mind that Judea was under Roman control at the time - so Greek and Roman influence was certainly present in any number of Jewish cities and towns. Which is where Mark and Luke come from - both would have been extremely common Roman names of the era (in the form of their original Latin versions), and there could easily have been Jews with those names at the time. It's also entirely possible that their names weren't Marcus or Lucius, but some other Hebrew name that latter got mistranslated into something closer to what Greeks and Roman's were already familiar with. In the same vein, it's also possible that Matthew and John didn't have Hebrew names either - they could also have had Greek or Roman-style names (which would have made them Matthias and Iohannes instead). As for Paul, his name wasn't actually Paul, and he wasn't really a disciple. It's right there in the book that his name was Saul (a very Jewish name) and he just changed his name later (ironically, probably just to sound less Jewish, and/or to cover up his own sordid past). Even more ironically, he wasn't even born/raised in a Jewish city (Tarsus was heavily Greek-influenced in that era), so he probably grew up knowing tons of Jews who had non-Jewish sounding names. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 10/12/23 11:03:58 PM #17: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/0/AAFUswAAE7ZU.jpg
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ParanoidObsessive 10/12/23 11:11:13 PM #18: |
Metalsonic66 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/0/AAFUswAAE7ZU.jpg Peter's even worse - it just means "stone" in Greek. It's not Peter's real name, that was Simon. Jesus renamed him (giving him a name in Hebrew that meant "stone"). But because the entire point of the name was that it meant "stone", the Greek writers of the New Testament just called him "stone" in their language rather than attempting to use the actual Hebrew name (which was Kefa). --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 10/13/23 12:26:34 AM #19: |
Peter "The Rock" Johnstone
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Nade_Duck 10/13/23 4:59:39 PM #20: |
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Matityahui'm almost certainly reading this wrong and i 100% do not care. --- http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 10/13/23 6:48:23 PM #21: |
Mah TIT! Yahoo!
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zebatov 10/14/23 4:28:12 AM #22: |
1600 remake. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faramir77 10/14/23 10:13:10 AM #23: |
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Matityahu When someone gives Mario a titty twister --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 10/14/23 10:51:25 AM #24: |
ratix04 posted...
FYI Jesus in the Bible never met Paul who joined the apostles after the crucifixion and Michael who is an Archangel. How would Jesus not meet an angel if they're both in heaven? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ratix04 10/14/23 11:06:02 AM #25: |
Revelation34 posted... How would Jesus not meet an angel if they're both in heaven?I meant while he was on earth in human form. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 10/14/23 11:21:34 AM #26: |
Maybe they were white colonizers.
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ParanoidObsessive 10/14/23 2:06:04 PM #27: |
Blightzkrieg posted...
Maybe they were white colonizers. Based on every painting from the Middle Ages Jesus was white, so that would make sense. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 10/14/23 2:27:30 PM #28: |
Based on the name Jesus was the token mexican guy, but likely of a lighter complexion. Definitely the Selena Gomez of his time.
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rjsilverthorn 10/14/23 2:50:16 PM #29: |
ParanoidObsessive posted... Based on every painting from the Middle Ages Jesus was white, so that would make sense.Yeah, I find it ironic that most people that 'praise Jesus' are the same people that would likely call the cops on him if they saw him walking around their neighborhoods today. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SKARDAVNELNATE 10/15/23 12:19:48 PM #30: |
faramir77 posted...
The real miracle is that Jesus had 12 close friends in his 30sNot sure how close they were. One betrayed him. Another denounced him the next morning. After his death two of them walked with him and talked about the times they shared without realizing it was him. Some of them were probably hanging out just because he could turn water into wine, had an endless supply of fish, sometimes when he catches a fish it has money, things like that. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 10/15/23 1:15:51 PM #31: |
ya, but he was always out of figs
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Metalsonic66 10/15/23 1:16:30 PM #32: |
The Apostles were a bunch of frat Bois
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synth_real 10/18/23 4:21:30 PM #33: |
Lokarin posted...
ya, but he was always out of figsFigs suck compared to wine --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vampire_Chicken 10/19/23 4:42:56 PM #34: |
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Some of them were probably hanging out just because he could turn water into wine, had an endless supply of fishRecipe tips on how to feed 5,000 dinner guests with cod in breadcrumbs. --- All the good usernames were already taken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Playsaver 10/20/23 1:06:28 PM #35: |
I don't know what kind of names they used in the middle east back at that time, but they aren't likely the kind of names they use now. Those names may have been common back then in that whole area. You need to remember that some religions didn't exist yet.
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Yellow 10/20/23 1:55:10 PM #36: |
Sahuagin posted... they are Hebrew names ... Copied to Clipboard!
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