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BlingBling22947
10/15/23 4:10:47 PM
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jus wonderin

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Ricemills
10/15/23 4:11:47 PM
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No.
But i did look back at the toilet and felt satisfied.

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KaZooo
10/15/23 4:17:22 PM
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Yeah sometimes you have to pause and think about how that existed in your digestive system, especially when you're older and have a better bearing of human anatomy.


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BlingBling22947
10/16/23 9:20:53 PM
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I rarely surprise myself, but holy crap. I dont know how I made all of that. I wonder if its the medicine.

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boomgetchopped3
10/16/23 9:22:27 PM
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I look back and ask myself, maybe shes born with it.
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Priere
10/16/23 9:23:34 PM
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Sometimes, when i know its going to be a foul beast i just book a priest to bless the toilet that i am about desecrate.

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BlingBling22947
10/19/23 12:10:49 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
I look back and ask myself, maybe shes born with it.

lmao

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SiO4
10/19/23 12:13:32 AM
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A turn to the City upon a Hill for my answers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGChTEfeeC4

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kingdrake2
10/19/23 12:21:47 AM
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Ricemills posted...
felt satisfied.


damn youtube link isn't working.

2nd time now.

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EnterTheTekken
10/19/23 12:23:43 AM
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That's a rule amongst us humans: After taking care of business, everyone looks.

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SkittyOnWailord
10/19/23 12:28:20 AM
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SiO4 posted...
A turn to the City upon a Hill for my answers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGChTEfeeC4

He's kinda right though, just with the normal Trump exaggeration. I've had to flush public toilets 3-4 times every time I #2 in them for over 10 years.

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GuerrillaSoldier
10/19/23 12:29:59 AM
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literally today. i had to go for a while but i didn't think it would be THAT.

damn.


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LeoRavus
10/19/23 12:33:26 AM
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Yeah, but those are usually the fluffy ones like chocolate mousse. They're full of air and look like more than a normal brick.

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Naysaspace
10/19/23 12:34:31 AM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
jus wonderin
not looking back right after shitting. but when i go to clean and there's shit on the tank? yeah i ask how.
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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/19/23 12:34:56 AM
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ours is not to reason why; ours is but to shit and die

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Mistere_Man
10/19/23 12:36:44 AM
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I plead the 5th.

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Fenriswolf
10/19/23 12:53:08 AM
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My dog goes with me to the bathroom whenever I pee. He peeks at the edges of the toilet bowl and is puzzled how the fountain works.

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St0rmFury
10/19/23 1:09:09 AM
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No, but sometimes I go "damn".

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W_S_C_M
10/19/23 1:15:38 AM
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No because it has one job and one job only. And it's the best at what it does

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Enclave
10/19/23 1:17:32 AM
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Once, then I called 911 because I was freaked out from the blood. Had to be on stool softeners for like a month or something to be sure it healed up properly, had a burst blood vessel apparently.

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DarthDemented
10/19/23 1:46:04 AM
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You mean those times it feels like you took an average dump, then when you check it looks like you made chili in your toilet bowl?

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Ricemills
10/20/23 3:15:34 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
damn youtube link isn't working.

2nd time now.

Remove the source part on the link, it don't work in embed.

https://youtu.be/CScRRlmvncA?t=77

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Guide
10/20/23 3:39:40 AM
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It's the smell from when I'm sick that gets me. Exactly like the ocean. Exactly.

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BlingBling22947
10/23/23 7:00:37 AM
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^ damn I recognize that one but can't place my finger on it

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BlingBling22947
10/25/23 4:35:13 AM
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I've got it now.
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Bob's Burgers?

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BlingBling22947
10/27/23 4:30:02 PM
#28:


SiO4 posted...
A turn to the City upon a Hill for my answers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGChTEfeeC4

wow

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BlingBling22947
10/29/23 10:20:51 AM
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EnterTheTekken posted...
That's a rule amongst us humans: After taking care of business, everyone looks.

Ive met people who claim they dont . . .

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BlingBling22947
10/31/23 3:50:01 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
You mean those times it feels like you took an average dump, then when you check it looks like you made chili in your toilet bowl?

While that could apply for sure, I think you should expect that when you look back. I'm moreso referring to the snakes.

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MagnusDJL
10/31/23 3:53:06 PM
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What gets me is when I look at the toilet after shitting and see NOTHING in the bowl, even though I know I clearly shat and never flushed (or never heard the toilet auto-flush).
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SoIidLegacy
10/31/23 4:47:34 PM
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"Wow, I didn't think that was possible!"

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dj1200
10/31/23 5:07:55 PM
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The other day. It was like a paper towel tube but longer

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BlingBling22947
11/02/23 10:20:29 AM
#34:


MagnusDJL posted...
What gets me is when I look at the toilet after shitting and see NOTHING in the bowl, even though I know I clearly shat and never flushed (or never heard the toilet auto-flush).

Mustve been the toilet monster.

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texanfan27
11/02/23 11:13:29 AM
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Its always the question, will that go down?

then I take great joy when my wife walks by a cusses at me for stinking it so much.

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BlingBling22947
11/03/23 2:35:05 PM
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Im not a fan of people acting like their shit doesnt stink too, but whatever floats your boat.

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