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Garabandal
10/24/23 11:28:47 AM
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This Satanic entity haunts my neighbor's front yard and frightens small dogs that pass by it. The massive height makes me believe the skeleton is that of a Nephilim, the bastard spawn of fallen angels and human women mentioned in both the Bible and the apocryphal Book of Enoch. What do I do?

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wanderingshade
10/24/23 11:30:08 AM
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Go to Home Depot and get your own to battle it.

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Bass
10/24/23 11:36:30 AM
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Just get an army of skeletons.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/0/AAI-cmAAE9_u.jpg

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masterpug53
10/24/23 11:39:44 AM
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There are now two of these things in my neighborhood. No other Halloween decorations out at either house, just a 12 foot tall realistic skeleton looming over the sidewalk.

Gave me a bit of a start when I was jogging in the dark at 6am one morning and looked up to see one for the first time.

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brestugo
10/24/23 11:51:03 AM
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I'm all for decorations, if that's someone's thing, but some people go way overboard during the holidays.

Seems to me "amusement" more so than "terror" should be the theme for a house at Halloween though.

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invertedlegdrop
10/24/23 12:17:11 PM
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I saw a local with Michael Myers dummy on a lawnmower and a headless dummy lying under the mower part of the lawnmower...


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Strider102
10/24/23 12:19:30 PM
#7:


Only one thing you can do.

Join the Giant Nephilim Skeleton and learn the ways of its people, you then mate with the females.

In time any differences will be forgotten if not eliminated completely.

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