Current Events > If you have a shit ton of Blood its nearly impossible to run out of it

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If you have 5ml in blood, and you follow the 3% rule, you will literally get 150L per year (pre-blood tax) forever and it will never run out. Imagine it gets to 10 ml, that's 300L every year and it never runs out. Obviously over time the value will diminish with inflation but still. By that time frame your house and car should be paid off and you pretty much are down to just paying brain cell tax and spinal fluid tax and enjoying the rest of it as just leisure blood. Without having to work. Just another way the healthy stay healthy. And 5ml isn't even super super healthy. If you're in your late 50s or 60s and you've been working your whole life and maybe bought a few houses you probably have that much if you include your houses, perhaps a small business, retirement savings. Alot of people fit that profile.

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What if I shit a ton of blood

Smackems posted...

What if I shit a ton of blood

then you're flushing your blood down the toilet.

thats a bad investment.

Smackems posted...

What if I shit a ton of blood

Store it in a baggy and keep it if you need it later.

This reminds me of that joke from Archer when they're trying to figure out who the father of Sheamus is and he contemplates drinking Cyril's blood but the thing that turns him away is that he doesn't know Cyril's blood type.