Current Events > 500k a year, but your job is to clear a path for an AI controlled nuclear truck.

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uwnim
10/28/23 9:42:42 PM
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You'd need to be able to operate bulldozers, cranes, trains, barges, humanoid mechs, cars, various other vehicles. And, most importantly, you'd need to be able to drift in a dump truck.

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ForsakenHermit
10/28/23 9:46:00 PM
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Any job that requires that level of pressure is a no deal at any price.

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Agonized_rufous
10/28/23 9:46:49 PM
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Sounds awesome

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/28/23 9:50:02 PM
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Sounds like a bad video game escort mission.

No thank you.

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R1masher
10/28/23 9:50:47 PM
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I could make 300k just operating a crane

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DementedDurian
10/28/23 9:51:05 PM
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I think my uncle has those credentials. He is a major employee for his company and oversees dangerous construction projects involving large machinery. I'm pretty sure he's more qualified for this than most.

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Rika_Furude
10/28/23 9:51:55 PM
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Am I provided training for the job particularly in the operations of the various vehicles
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Sogeking100
10/28/23 9:53:45 PM
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Do I get to rescue scientists, activate beacons, go to space or destroy buildings next to me by trying to get out of my vehicle?

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streamofthesky
10/28/23 9:55:55 PM
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Can I be bad at my job and sabotage the development?
Maybe if I'm sneaky and subtle about it, I can sew the seeds of program failure for a few years before I'm caught, and bank roll that salary while saving humanity. Sounds like a win-win.

Even if I'm fired within the first year, it's still a lot of money to delay the end of humanity by fucking up at my job. And judging by how CEOs like the Unity guy who got rehired after fucking up at EA "fail upwards".... doing badly at your job seems to be rewarded at the top, not punished.

What do you mean, "leaving nuclear materials in the control of AI won't be the end of humanity"? I disagree.
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Full_Pokedex
10/28/23 10:01:31 PM
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Sorry, no deal.

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Kai_Laguna
10/28/23 10:05:06 PM
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I take that deal, plop a road cone on the AI truck, and take my own time clearing the path.
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WingsOfGood
10/28/23 10:05:58 PM
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so I get to drive in Metal Gear Rex for 500k a year?
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TomNook
10/28/23 10:09:06 PM
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Is Blast Corps really that far off people's radar that no one has mentioned that opening post is a direct reference to it? It was widely considered one of the best N64 games, but I guess the younger internet audience isn't familiar with it anymore because there hasn't been an N64 nostalgia revival yet.

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WingsOfGood
10/28/23 10:13:37 PM
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TomNook posted...
Is Blast Corps really that far off people's radar that no one has mentioned that opening post is a direct reference to it?

yes

TomNook posted...
but I guess the younger internet audience isn't familiar with it anymore because there hasn't been an N64 nostalgia revival yet.

average CEman is mid 30s
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Sogeking100
10/28/23 10:15:16 PM
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TomNook posted...
Is Blast Corps really that far off people's radar that no one has mentioned that opening post is a direct reference to it? It was widely considered one of the best N64 games, but I guess the younger internet audience isn't familiar with it anymore because there hasn't been an N64 nostalgia revival yet.
I got it lol

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Lairen
10/28/23 10:17:09 PM
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It cant turn and has to drive through buildings?

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CRON
10/28/23 10:22:03 PM
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One of the most underrated N64 games tbh

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Bass
10/28/23 10:29:29 PM
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No.

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Kimbos_Egg
10/28/23 10:35:26 PM
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sounds like something that should have gotten a sequel

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jsb0714
10/28/23 10:44:25 PM
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TomNook posted...
Is Blast Corps really that far off people's radar that no one has mentioned that opening post is a direct reference to it? It was widely considered one of the best N64 games, but I guess the younger internet audience isn't familiar with it anymore because there hasn't been an N64 nostalgia revival yet.
I was surprised it took that many posts before being mentioned. It was the first thing I thought of.
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Alchemist_Emil
10/28/23 10:45:42 PM
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Sounds tough

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Trumble
10/28/23 10:51:53 PM
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Define "nuclear truck".

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Fluttershy
10/28/23 10:52:42 PM
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time to get moving

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Ricemills
10/31/23 2:17:31 AM
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uwnim posted...
You'd need to be able to operate bulldozers, cranes, trains, barges, humanoid mechs, cars, various other vehicles.

If someone able to do all of those, their wage should be 500k even without the AI clearance thing.

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nocturnal_traveler
10/31/23 2:21:47 AM
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No thanks. Sounds dangerous and incredibly sus.

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Aristoph
10/31/23 2:24:52 AM
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TomNook posted...
Is Blast Corps really that far off people's radar that no one has mentioned that opening post is a direct reference to it? It was widely considered one of the best N64 games, but I guess the younger internet audience isn't familiar with it anymore because there hasn't been an N64 nostalgia revival yet.

I kept scrolling thinking "surely the next post will mention one of the greatest games of all time...surely..."

I loved Blast Corps SO much. The somersaulting mech was may absolute favorite. Really tricky to land the hit just right, but the power when you did was so satisfying.

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megamanfreakXD
10/31/23 2:30:31 AM
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Basically this game

https://gamingtrend.com/feature/reviews/mine-build-place-or-kiss-your-caboose-goodbye-unrailed-review

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KStateKing17
10/31/23 2:41:54 AM
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I'll just lie on the application and try to make it through a couple of paychecks

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Dark_Arbron
10/31/23 2:42:26 AM
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uwnim posted...
You'd need to be able to operate bulldozers, cranes, trains, barges, humanoid mechs, cars, various other vehicles.

Sign me up. Time to get mov-

uwnim posted...
And, most importantly, you'd need to be able to drift in a dump truck.

*snaps controller*

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Rotterdammerung
10/31/23 2:48:28 AM
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Blast Corps was an underrated game

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uwnim
11/01/23 8:17:12 PM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Sign me up. Time to get mov-

*snaps controller*
lol

Sogeking100 posted...
Do I get to rescue scientists, activate beacons, go to space or destroy buildings next to me by trying to get out of my vehicle?
Yes, Yes, Yes, No(well, I guess that is possible, but assume the company you'd work for patched that bug)

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Aristoph
11/02/23 1:44:05 AM
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I went to find some Blast Corps videos on YT because of this topic and I found out there was a TAS made just 6 months ago. Some of the Backlash bits are pure wizardry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vWFNYgHCP8

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masterbarf
11/02/23 1:45:39 AM
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If it's so artificial it should be able to clear its own path.

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