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MartavisBryant
11/05/23 7:33:50 PM
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Smackems posted...
What is that some sort of pastry
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Guide
11/05/23 7:36:57 PM
#52:


SEX HAVERS GET OUT OF MY lNTERNET REEEEEE

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Pitlord_Special
11/05/23 7:39:12 PM
#53:


I'm a wizard

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Guide
11/05/23 7:41:02 PM
#54:


Hey wait if you hit 30, get your powers, and then have sex, do you keep the powers?

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Pitlord_Special
11/05/23 7:43:31 PM
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Guide posted...
Hey wait if you hit 30, get your powers, and then have sex, do you keep the powers?

No, you lose your mystic knowledge in exchange for carnal knowledge.

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Guide
11/05/23 7:45:36 PM
#56:


Pitlord_Special posted...
No, you lose your mystic knowledge in exchange for carnal knowledge.

Damn, gotta apologize to my christmas cake girlfriend

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Zergrush80
11/05/23 7:46:36 PM
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*Looks at my son*

No I dun think I have.I should probably talk to my wife about that..

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gatorsPENSbucs
11/05/23 7:49:22 PM
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Yup yup, quite often.

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Phantom_Nook
11/05/23 7:50:53 PM
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been in a relationship since 2020, and we started having sex by the end of the year.
since we're getting married, there will be much more sex to come.

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bigtiggie23
11/05/23 7:59:52 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...


since we're getting married, there will be much more sex to come.
Oh if only you could see the future.

Source: someone who has been married 25 years.

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-Unowninator-
11/05/23 8:02:28 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Paranoia or not, it doesn't matter; I've nobody to do it with anyway.

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Guide
11/05/23 8:16:25 PM
#63:


bigtiggie23 posted...
Oh if only you could see the future.

Source: someone who has been married 25 years.

Is it sex related or offspring related, tho

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TheSuperSilver
11/05/23 8:24:59 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
been in a relationship since 2020, and we started having sex by the end of the year.
since we're getting married, there will be much more sex to come.
Hahaha

Who wants to tell him?

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Shishiwakamaru
11/05/23 8:25:35 PM
#65:


Yes really took over the lead

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AldousIsDead
11/05/23 9:16:10 PM
#66:


I did it again. My dick is sore now though.

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Sufferedphoneix
11/05/23 9:31:43 PM
#67:


Yeah. Lost my virginity on a tarp in the woods at 16 if you don't count giving or receiving oral. Which I also did at 16.

I hated my friends though they would argue who had more sex and a lot of mine didnt count in their opinion cause it was gay sex. They got so petty with it one tried claiming it didn't count I'd you used a condom cause technically your dick didn't touch the vagina. Which at the time is the only way I had fucked a girl

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Euripides
11/05/23 9:41:00 PM
#68:


Yes, but not for some time

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KogaSteelfang
11/05/23 9:42:55 PM
#69:


AldousIsDead posted...
I did it again. My dick is sore now though.
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Philip027
11/05/23 10:43:10 PM
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Yes. Pretty overrated, but I guess that's easy to say as an asexual person.
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Sufferedphoneix
11/05/23 10:47:40 PM
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Philip027 posted...
Yes. Pretty overrated, but I guess that's easy to say as an asexual person.
.wouldn't say I'm asexual but I have very low sex drive. I won't say no to sex typically but I can't be bothered to put in any effort to get some sex. It either practically drops in my lap or it doesn't happen.

On the effort part I mean wooing them seducing them or whatever. I have driven 3 hours before to get some dick but that was a guaranteed thing. But I also don't like doing all that either. I can do that anytime I want but I haven't in years. Hell only reason I'm considering making that drive again is cause this time it would be a threesome

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faizan_faizan
11/05/23 10:50:29 PM
#72:


wackyteen posted...
lmao no

I don't care to go through the effort.
Why? There are real physical benefits to this activity.

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action52
11/05/23 10:50:43 PM
#73:


Sex? Oh yeah, I totally had all the sex. Like ten times or something. Why don't you believe me?

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action52
11/05/23 10:54:29 PM
#74:


Guide posted...
SEX HAVERS GET OUT OF MY lNTERNET REEEEEE
https://youtu.be/7DzDicQyxB0?si=3x8db3YEux6CH0cZ

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wackyteen
11/05/23 11:05:14 PM
#75:


faizan_faizan posted...
Why? There are real physical benefits to this activity.

Because it just isn't something I'm interested In pursuing, at least at this point in my life

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