Current Events > Worked 60 hrs and drunk as fuck with coworkers rn. AMA?

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 7:50:29 PM
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Time to get fucking LIT!

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MabusIncarnate
11/05/23 7:51:20 PM
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How many ferrets would it take to tackle a horse?

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 7:54:55 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
How many ferrets would it take to tackle a horse?
If a horse weights 700kg, and a ferret weighs 2kg, then 350 ferrets.

I aint drunk enough to flex my calc 5 knowledge with a basic algebra probelm! Hell yeah!

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Smackems
11/05/23 8:02:47 PM
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How many horses would it take to train a ferret to be a ferret training horse

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itachi15243
11/05/23 8:03:32 PM
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Are ferrets good pets?

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 8:04:14 PM
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Two. One to train the ferret and the other to screw in a lightbulb like a fucking horse

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Turbam
11/05/23 8:04:24 PM
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Top 5 furry chicks

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AloneIBreak
11/05/23 8:05:23 PM
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Hows the chicks feet?

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Smackems
11/05/23 8:08:17 PM
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Would you eat a pickled pig foot

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thronedfire2
11/05/23 8:10:04 PM
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got any hot coworkers?

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 8:34:22 PM
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Turbam posted...
Top 5 furry chicks
I can give you 3
The mayor from Swat Cats. Fuck she's hot
Lola Bunny
Gadget from Rescue Rangers

But I aint strong on Gadget and Lola so I still got another freebie before I'm labeled a furry

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MICHALECOLE
11/05/23 8:35:20 PM
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Would you eat a hot coworkers pickled foot
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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 8:35:26 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Hows the chicks feet?
I'm into boobs. I aint into feet. So idk

Smackems posted...
Would you eat a pickled pig foot
I ate chickent foot and it was good as fuck so probably. How different is pork from chicken lawl

thronedfire2 posted...
got any hot coworkers?
nah. There's a black medic with really nice phat titties but she"s married

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 8:35:40 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Would you eat a hot coworkers pickled foot
uh no

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Ryven
11/05/23 8:39:55 PM
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Whatcha drinkin?

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Turbam
11/05/23 8:50:01 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I can give you 3
The mayor from Swat Cats. Fuck she's hot
Lola Bunny
Gadget from Rescue Rangers

But I aint strong on Gadget and Lola so I still got another freebie before I'm labeled a furry
Uhhhhhhh
No Rouge the bat?!?

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R1masher
11/05/23 8:51:37 PM
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Does your wife and kid miss you?

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 8:56:02 PM
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Turbam posted...
Uhhhhhhh
No Rouge the bat?!?
Nope.

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 8:56:52 PM
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Ryven posted...
Whatcha drinkin?
Uhhhhh

Tequlia
Some berry shot shit idk
beer
beer
beer
beer
beer
sake (the drink from my homeland)
moscow mule

so far

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Carljank
11/05/23 8:57:32 PM
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Get off your phone

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 8:57:41 PM
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R1masher posted...
Does your wife and kid miss you?
I'm crushing too much pussy to have a wife right now >_> When I'm crushing one then I will have a wife

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SaikyoStyle
11/05/23 8:58:04 PM
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Have you or your coworkers seen Dracula Flow?

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 8:58:17 PM
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Carljank posted...
Get off your phone
It's about to die so probably

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NeonTentacles
11/05/23 9:01:40 PM
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Cuz I had a long ass week bruh. Time to get paid, get laid, and get drunk

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