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11/07/23 9:15:37 PM
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Whenever you go outside you're basically being bukakked by plants!
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ellis123
11/07/23 9:16:22 PM
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You say this like it was something that others didn't know.

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GeminiDeus
11/07/23 9:17:18 PM
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Any time you go into a body of water with fish, you're swimming in semen.

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Irony
11/07/23 9:18:31 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b5780f7d.jpg

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MabusIncarnate
11/07/23 9:19:31 PM
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Flower splooge makes me sneeze

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SiO4
11/07/23 11:01:48 PM
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Revisited posted...
Whenever you go outside you're basically being bukakked by plants!


You are not wrong.

I joke about the trees are basically having sex during those happy months when I feel high AF for just going out.

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_____Cait
11/07/23 11:03:22 PM
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Yeah whats the problem

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MrResetti
11/07/23 11:04:17 PM
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At least I'm not a bee
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Bugmeat
11/07/23 11:05:30 PM
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It's even better when you have a bunch of those trees that smell like semen in your neighborhood. The whole neighborhood smells like the set of a gang bang.


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Dark_Arbron
11/07/23 11:19:52 PM
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Thats how much contempt plants have for us.

Maybe Mark Wahlberg was on to something

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SpawnShadow
11/07/23 11:21:06 PM
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Now imagine how it feels to have an allergy to that shit.
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Dark_Arbron
11/07/23 11:22:50 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
Now imagine how it feels to have an allergy to that shit.

I dont have to imagine.

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