Current Events > A coworker got a dick pic at work and complained cuz it's uncircumcised

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DKBananaSlamma
11/08/23 9:48:46 AM
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She said she aint into that and I think she's gonna stop talking to the guy now cuz of it >____> She showed a couple people but I didnt see it

The conversations I walk into at work sometimes LOL. I was just trying to get coffee and got assailed with some dick talk >_>

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Starks
11/08/23 9:49:58 AM
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Very classy HR nightmare

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Zikten
11/08/23 9:51:31 AM
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She sounds dumb. The man now knows where he stands with her now. He can move on to women who like natural male organs as evolution intended
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boomgetchopped3
11/08/23 9:51:55 AM
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I feel like if I were a straight woman I wouldnt mind an uncircumcised dick. Its just more dick. Why not? Kind of like my policy on booty.
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Nosferatu_Zodd
11/08/23 9:52:26 AM
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He must have been flaccid

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GeminiDeus
11/08/23 9:52:54 AM
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Uh, did she show the picture to people without their consent? Like, "Look at what this guy sent me!" and then immediately show them, or did she say, "Do you want to see this guy's uncut dick?" and wait for them to say yes before showing them?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
11/08/23 9:55:31 AM
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And here...we...go

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A_Good_Boy
11/08/23 9:56:47 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
I feel like if I were a straight woman I wouldnt mind an uncircumcised dick. Its just more dick. Why not? Kind of like my policy on booty.
If men criticize women for their vulva then of course women will criticize men for their penis.

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Starks
11/08/23 10:06:28 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
I feel like if I were a straight woman I wouldnt mind an uncircumcised dick. Its just more dick. Why not? Kind of like my policy on booty.
More dick to clean and you have no idea if they do

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Zikten
11/08/23 10:08:20 AM
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Starks posted...
More dick to clean and you have no idea if they do
Its not actually that much added surface area and it only takes like 10 seconds to clean in the shower
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R1masher
11/08/23 10:08:45 AM
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Eww, anteater pic why not just expose the helmet for the pic

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Shishiwakamaru
11/08/23 10:09:52 AM
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Zikten posted...
Its not actually that much added surface area and it only takes like 10 seconds to clean in the shower

Easier said than done..

I heard a lot of guys dont wipe their asses after pooping. Not sure if thats a meme or not

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andel
11/08/23 10:11:07 AM
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assuming it's america most women don't like that

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Zikten
11/08/23 10:12:12 AM
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andel posted...
assuming it's america most women don't like that
Its just cultural. They are told all their lives they are supposed to not like it. Most men are uncut on earth. And women in other countries have no problem with it
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DKBananaSlamma
11/08/23 10:14:08 AM
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GeminiDeus posted...
Uh, did she show the picture to people without their consent? Like, "Look at what this guy sent me!" and then immediately show them, or did she say, "Do you want to see this guy's uncut dick?" and wait for them to say yes before showing them?
Both have happened lol. But I think this time everyone was like "show us da dick!"

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rynobot
11/08/23 10:15:00 AM
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Zikten posted...
Its just cultural. They are told all their lives they are supposed to not like it. Most men are uncut on earth. And women in other countries have no problem with it
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andel
11/08/23 10:16:33 AM
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Zikten posted...
Its just cultural. They are told all their lives they are supposed to not like it. Most men are uncut on earth. And women in other countries have no problem with it

yeah thats true, it's mostly an american thing

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DKBananaSlamma
11/08/23 10:29:34 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
I feel like if I were a straight woman I wouldnt mind an uncircumcised dick. Its just more dick. Why not? Kind of like my policy on booty.
idk I think uncut looks weird. Like imagine if boobs had boob hoods on it that you had to peel back. Naaaaaaah

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ai123
11/08/23 10:29:55 AM
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Someone who doesn't wash their dick is very unlikely to be hygienic in other respects.

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Returning_CEmen
11/08/23 10:30:09 AM
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Fair, next

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Zikten
11/08/23 10:37:01 AM
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I think some can. But most I don't think do. Foreskin can vary in length
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Jupiter
11/08/23 10:40:49 AM
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I'm uncut and I've been with 20ish girls in my lifetime. Not a single one complained. Only 1 even asked me about it, and it was more of a curiosity thing. Other girls said they wouldn't have even known if I hadn't mentioned it.

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DKBananaSlamma
11/08/23 10:41:28 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

idk actually. Does it?

Most of the dicks I've seen are cut. All my friends' dicks (at least the ones I've seen) are cut too >_>

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Garlands_Soul
11/08/23 10:44:59 AM
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This is always such a strange topic. I'm against circumcision as an act and physically, but people are allowed to have their preferences sexually for whatever

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Weezy_Tha_Don
11/08/23 10:47:45 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
idk actually. Does it?

Most of the dicks I've seen are cut. All my friends' dicks (at least the ones I've seen) are cut too >_>

youre gonna have to explain this one TC

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Jupiter
11/08/23 10:52:01 AM
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ToteAll posted...
It shouldn't. It may still cover some of the glans, but if it covers up to the tip that's phimosis and it's a problem.

I'm not American, uncut, and it is definetly an American thing.
From what I understand, phimosis is when the foreskin is really tight to the point you can't pull it back. I think the foreskin fused with the glans. But it's still possible to have enough foreskin to where it still covers the tip (while not being phimosis/still being loose) when erect. Like post 24 said.

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PerseusRad
11/08/23 10:52:06 AM
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I cant understand what the issue wouldve been. Surely he didnt send a picture while unerect? Otherwise, as others have said, it shouldnt look so weird that its worth showing other people. I guess I dont really know the etiquette for those types of pictures.

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Raikuro
11/08/23 10:53:41 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
If men criticize women for their vulva then of course women will criticize men for their penis.
The only way this would be an apt comparison would be if men rejected women for having a vulva at all.
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Zwijn
11/08/23 10:59:00 AM
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  • its disgusting
  • its natural
  • having it can increase the chance of certain diseases
  • not having it lowers sensitivity
  • criticism of circumcision is antisemitism
  • calling it genital mutilation is disrespectful to women (for the people who dont know there are multiple types of FGM and this is comparable to removal of outer labia)


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DKBananaSlamma
11/08/23 11:01:20 AM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
youre gonna have to explain this one TC

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Have you not? If you college dorm with your friends, you're gonna see their dicks eventually. Hell it got to the point back then everyone would just casually pop their heads in the showers on each other and be like "Yo, we're gonna eat in 10, you wanna come?" lol. I also compared with like 3 of them. I was average and my black friend naturally was the biggest >_> It's just dumb fun cuz we're all just comfortable around each other lol

inb4 weird prudes on CE cant relate to dick shenanigans

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pnut027
11/08/23 11:01:48 AM
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Jupiter posted...
I'm uncut and I've been with 20ish girls in my lifetime. Not a single one complained. Only 1 even asked me about it, and it was more of a curiosity thing. Other girls said they wouldn't have even known if I hadn't mentioned it.
  1. They arent complaining to YOU. Youre def in their group chats lol.
  2. Dont sleep with women who dont give your dick even a cursory glance before they let you stick it in. That means they probably do that to everyone. And thats dangerous for you.

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pnut027
11/08/23 11:06:00 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Have you not? If you college dorm with your friends, you're gonna see their dicks eventually. Hell it got to the point back then everyone would just casually pop their heads in the showers on each other and be like "Yo, we're gonna eat in 10, you wanna come?" lol. I also compared with like 3 of them. I was average and my black friend naturally was the biggest >_> It's just dumb fun cuz we're all just comfortable around each other lol

inb4 weird prudes on CE cant relate to dick shenanigans
Yea if you cohabitate with your friends, youre probably going on see them naked at some point.

If youve been friends since childhood, chances are youve seen each other naked.

Comparing dicks though? Im not sure about that one lol.

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divot1338
11/08/23 11:09:28 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
She said she aint into that and I think she's gonna stop talking to the guy now cuz of it >____> She showed a couple people but I didnt see it

The conversations I walk into at work sometimes LOL. I was just trying to get coffee and got assailed with some dick talk >_>
Honestly that seems like the perfect workplace for you. Now you can browse boob topics at work without fear of retaliation.

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Jupiter
11/08/23 11:09:57 AM
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pnut027 posted...
1. They arent complaining to YOU. Youre def in their group chats lol.
2. Dont sleep with women who dont give your dick even a cursory glance before they let you stick it in. That means they probably do that to everyone. And thats dangerous for you.
  1. Or hear me out...they actually don't give a fuck
  2. Wtf are you even talking about. I'm saying these girls who have both seen and put it in their mouths said they didn't know I was uncircumcised. As in they didn't even know the difference. At least not when erect.

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DKBananaSlamma
11/08/23 11:21:30 AM
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pnut027 posted...
Comparing dicks though? Im not sure about that one lol.
tbf, we were all drunk >__>

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Seaman_Prime
11/08/23 11:22:26 AM
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Funfact: circumcision is an ancient ritual to appease the old god to show that youll never have a bigger penis than him.
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2Pacavelli
11/08/23 11:23:13 AM
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Sexual Harassment
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Ivany2008
11/08/23 11:24:50 AM
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wait until she finds out that 70 percent of the world are not cut. She's going to have a mental breakdown after dealing with that and all of her other ridiculous dating fantasies.
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Karovorak
11/08/23 11:26:26 AM
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Depends.

I had to get circumcised because "my hood" was struggling to be pulled back like it should.


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pnut027
11/08/23 11:26:50 AM
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Ivany2008 posted...
wait until she finds out that 70 percent of the world are not cut. She's going to have a mental breakdown after dealing with that and all of her other ridiculous dating fantasies.
Not really. She doesnt seem the type to ever leave the U.S., so those 70% are irrelevant.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
11/08/23 12:09:42 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
tbf, we were all drunk >__>

first it starts with drinks. then it moves onto comparing dicks. its obvious what happened next TC

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ItsNotA2Mer
11/08/23 12:15:47 PM
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Pics, or it didn't happen.

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Paragon21XX
11/08/23 12:16:56 PM
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Nosferatu_Zodd posted...
He must have been flaccid
Or phimotic

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